Review of the "God toaster"

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:10 pm

Although, there isn't much hype on 2gn about my new toaster (most of the talk was on my local forums), I figured I'd share my latest purchase anyways. I call it, The God Toaster, because it is quite possibly the greatest toaster ever known to man.

Item name: Back to Basics 4-slot 2-egg toaster
Price: 59.99 on amazon.com
Rating: 10/10

Little story. I was looking for a toaster last week, as I do not own one and needed it for the apartment, and I came across this beauty. I had no fucking idea they made toasters that ALSO cooked eggs and heated meat! It astounded me! I had to have one!

Well, after only about a 4 day wait (including the weekend) it was at my doorstep!

Unpacked and sitting on my tiny fucking counter:

A little tear down of the egg compartment:

Place already cooked meat on this grill:

Eggs go here:

And below this grill, you place the water (it's a steam cooker):

It's all easy enough! Place the slices of toast in:

Eggs go in their "pans":

All ready!

And now I wait...

Eggs being slowly steamed:

Just to let you know, no matter what darkness your toast setting is, it'll stay down until the eggs are cooked as well. It takes about 4 minutes total, and the toast staying down like it does keeps it nice and warm!

Look at this perfect cooking!

The eggs are cooked throughly as well.

Toss some cheese and salsa on that bitch:

and enjoy!!

So far, me and the girlfriend LOVE this thing. It was the best $60 I've ever spent on an appliance. We're able to eat egg sandwiches every morning, and the whole thing is done in about 5 minutes. It's the perfect get up and go meal.

I give my full approval and encourage EVERYONE to buy one. They also have 2 slot, 1 egg toasters for all the bachelors out there!

Go buy, NOW!!

2005.Neon.SXT · Post by **2005.Neon.SXT** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:41 pm

Holy fuck dude, that is fucking amazing. I think I just might take you up on your suggestion because I want one of those now.

Mopar00Neon · Post by **Mopar00Neon** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:50 pm

Whoa!

I think I found something I need to sit next to the George Foreman, Kitchen Aid mixer, and keg-erator.

Awsome.

Neon4Life · Post by **Neon4Life** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:59 pm

man. amazing. i want one of those.

Post by **racer12306** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:01 pm

that would be perfect for my shed.

man, i should go in for lunch

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT

crack sizzle, crack sizzle

i'll be golden

GreeNeons03 · Post by **GreeNeons03** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:04 pm

"Cooking with Opi"

I'm going to have to get one of those toasters.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:07 pm

It really is fucking amazing. I'm going to precook some bacon and sausage to heat up with my eggs in the morning. AND IT'S ALL ONE DEVICE!

oh, it also cooks bagels and english muffins

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:08 pm

I do believe I mentioned this via AIM as well, but...

THAT IS THE COOLEST FUCKING TOASTER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1ONETYONEELEVENONEHUNDREDTY11!!!!!!!!

ZeroChad · Post by **ZeroChad** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:10 pm

Wow, I should probably buy my GF one of those. She loves poached eggs. The fact that its a freakin huge toaster, and the brand is called Back to Basics makes me laugh. The only downside I see is having your meat grease fall on top of your eggs. God if that didn't sound bad I don't know what does. I guess it doesn't matter though if its all going in a kickass sandwich

Auto-focus FTL on pic 3.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:15 pm

ZeroChad wrote:Wow, I should probably buy my GF one of those. She loves poached eggs. The fact that its a freakin huge toaster, and the brand is called Back to Basics makes me laugh. The only downside I see is having your meat grease fall on top of your eggs. God if that didn't sound bad I don't know what does. I guess it doesn't matter though if its all going in a kickass sandwich

Auto-focus FTL on pic 3.

I didn't even realize the irony in that.

and yea, I didn't feel like actually taking the time to manual focus. auto worked well enough for me, except for 2 pictures

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:22 pm

I remember when I worked for Target and we first started selling that thing..

I wouldn't really have any use for it. I don't eat eggs very often.. and when I do I want them to be dippy.

contagious18 · Post by **contagious18** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:43 pm

crazy never heard of anytin like that

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:32 pm

Very nice, I want one!

Looks soooo good until you got to the salsa and cheese part. *blah*

I am a big breakfast person. Always have to ahve breakfast

glasswars · Post by **glasswars** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:11 am

wow taht is AWESOME
would make making egg sandwiches sooo much easier

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:30 am

That's awesome lol.

What takes about 30 minutes to prepare can now take 5 minutes or less to do. Are they expensive?

Now there's a reason to go shopping. I don't have a toaster at home, just an old broiler. Instant Canadian bacon FTW!

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:32 am

$35 for the 2 slice, 1 egg
$60 for the 4 slice, 2 egg

So not badly priced. Saves me the pain of having a pan to clean up, takes a fraction of the time, and i don't have to pay any attention to the food while I'm getting ready for work.

jake_tim · Post by **jake_tim** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:06 am

I will be buying one tomorrow, no doubt.

lilnicko11 · Post by **lilnicko11** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:07 am

don't know if i'd ever spend that much money on a toaster but damn that looks legit. props to ya!!!!

Fuzzyneon · Post by **Fuzzyneon** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:26 am

That looks awesome mmmm im seriously considering this for my next purchase

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:33 am

Thats fuckin awesome. I never thought id get somewhat excited about wanting a toaster...

hul kogan · Post by **hul kogan** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:59 am

Umm...amazing! I have to see this thing when I bring the wheels back this weekend.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:01 am

you sir, will get an egg sammich for your troubles

hul kogan · Post by **hul kogan** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:03 am

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:16 am

Now, you mention pre cooked meats in your original post... does that mean I have to cook my bacon before cooking my bacon in that toaster?

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:22 am

the toaster doesn't cook meat, it only warms it up.

That's why I try to emphasize "pre-cooked" meat. I plan to just cook a bunch of meat, and toss it in the fridge.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:23 am

So I would have to cook my bacon before cooking my bacon?

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:26 am

you have to cook your bacon, before -heating up- your bacon

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:08 pm

That thing is awesome! I really want an egg sandwich now...

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:02 am

That is an awesome machine...but doesn't that thing do everything a woman is supposed to do for you? J/k

I want one!

suave23 · Post by **suave23** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:41 am

That is truly a sight to behold.

Epic toaster/egg cooker/meat warmer FTW.