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By far and away the funniest and most innovative idea ever

Post by ilpadrino » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:55 pm

...in terms of games and competition, that is.

Anyway, it's called Street Wars. It started out in San Fran, made its way to LA, NY, and now over seas.

http://www.streetwars.net/index.php

In a nutshell:
Every player or team of players is an assassin and a target. The object is to "kill" your target - with a water pistol, you psycho! - before you are killed. When you complete a kill, you inherit your victim's target and the game continues until there's one person left standing.
Players are given their target's photo, home and work addresses, schedule and phone numbers. They can kill them anywhere except on the block where they work.
So if you watch and love 24, Alias, or any action movie, this is for you. Instead of watching a movie, you're basically in a movie.

I would love to do this.

It's so sweeping the nation. Here's an excerpt from a newspaper over here:
Day 1

I'm summoned to a dark cobblestone street in Manhattan's Meatpacking District to pick up the dossier on my "target."

The Shadow Government agents - who appear to have liberated their outfits from the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" video - hand me a folder marked "Top Secret."

Inside, there are rules: I must make a "kill" attempt in the first week. I can't attack my quarry on the block where he works. "Weapons" are limited to water pistols, Super Soakers and water balloons.

I flip to the last page and take a breath: There I see the name and photo of my mark: Oscar Lopez, 26. Lives in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Works at Todaro Bros., a gourmet deli on the East Side.

He looks kind of sweet. I almost feel sorry for him.

Day 2

Lopez lives in a walkup on a deserted street with virtually no hiding spots. The doorbells have no names and none of the neighbors looks friendly. Either I need to get him just after he leaves work or I'll have to be very creative.

Of course, in this age of orange alerts, it feels a little tasteless to be skulking around with a pistol in my pocket, hunting human prey. But the sinister edge is dulled by the sheer goofiness of the game.

Day 3

The killing can officially start a minute after midnight, so I start concocting schemes to lure Lopez into a trap.

Maybe I'll have a friend who owns a Williamsburg bar send him free-drink vouchers. Or maybe I'll call his landlord and persuade him to let me inside.

At the same time, I have to watch my back. My editor lets me out of work half an hour early so I can bike home to Brooklyn and be safely ensconced in my apartment before midnight - and avoid being killed.

Day 4

I'm on high alert as I leave home. Instead of using the front door, I go through a back courtyard, and the super lets me out a gate used for trash disposal. I look over my shoulder all the way up the street. It doesn't appear anyone is following me...
The best part is that you can go about this however you want. Disguise yourself as a delivery person, stake out the opponent's block, hide around a corner.

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Post by SX_2.0_Monkey » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:10 pm

thats a little aqward

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Post by Neonix » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:29 pm

:shock: Does the "target" know he or she is being hunted?
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Post by Steaks » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:36 pm

I think I might see if I can start one here in Minnesota
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Post by caustic neon » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:06 pm

The target is also playing the game so yes they do.
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Post by kc2005ptgt » Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:11 pm

d00d! They made a whole show on CSI:NY about this game - awesome, looks cool... wife would kill me if I played it. :roll: But sounds fun, nonetheless!
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Post by DJ CptnCrnch » Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:42 pm

thats messed up...sign me up
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Post by ilpadrino » Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:21 pm

That's what's so cool about it. Yeah the guys that are playing know they're being hunted so whenever you leave your house to walk to your car or on Sunday walk to the store for a bagel, you know in the back of your mind that there might be someone around the corner waiting to buck you--with water.

I would love to do it. Plus, if you win, you win the prize money. The prize money depends on how many people are playing.

I hope no one thinks I'm plugging this because this is like my idea. I have nothing to do with it other than I'm very intrigued by it.

It's only $40 to play.

*edit* do you know the name of the episode for CSI-NY?

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Post by OB » Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:31 pm

sounds like it would be dang easy to cheat, wouldnt u say? the honer system rarely applies when MONEY is involved! Lets hear some rules or something. does the hunted person get the info on their hunter? are their multipled hunters looking for the same target, and vise versa?
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Post by ilpadrino » Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:08 pm

The rules are only reserved for the actual players. There's some basic stuff listed for the public, like what you see above and in the link, but the detailed rules are guarded like fort knox.

From what I've heard, everyone is assigned one person to assassinate. You can't know who you're assassin is. You'll spot him or her easily. Yeah, he can still surprise you but if you see him across the street from you buying a newspaper even though he lives in another borough, you'll know something is up.

For example, Person A is assigned to assassinate Person B. Person B to assassinate Person C. C to assassinate D. If A takes out B, he assumes B's person. Everything is kept/recorded by the owner over the internet. I guess this is how you move on/progress in the game.

As for the honor system, I said the same thing when I heard about this. But apparently the rules are real specific about the "kills," so there shouldn't be any questions. Also, everyone is doing this for fun so there shouldn't be too many people that are dicks about it.

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Post by OB » Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:50 pm

so to kill someone u basically sneak up on them and squirt them with water? what do u do after that, have lunch together? that would be fuckin wierd, just walk up and squirt some dude youve never met. talk about awkward silence afterwards. haha
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Post by Neonix » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:23 am

Okay that does sound like fun.
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Post by evlneon » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:27 am

we had a game like that in HS.

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Post by TNK » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:33 am

where the fuck have you been hiding?? ^^^^



and yes, this does sound hella fun.
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Post by OB » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:37 am

it'd be much funner (and more suspensful) with airsoft. theyre legal.
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Post by TNK » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:40 am

^and they hurt.


but the problem thne is the fear factor.... people would TRIP THE FUCK OUT if you ran up on a mother fucker wiht an air soft gun..... they look really. squirt guns dont.
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Post by OB » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:41 am

haha that would make it even better. im a mean mofo so id think it was funny. prob end up gettin shot for real where im from. haha
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Post by TNK » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:42 am

exactly. a cop would see a mother fucker run up on someone and freak and shot before he found out wtf was happening and all hell would break loose.
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