2GN Business Cards WORK!

WiTeOuT · Post by **WiTeOuT** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:48 pm

Just wanted to give everyone some exciting and positive marketing news here.

I was rolling around Hendersonville here outside of Nashville TN, when I spotted a nice 2GN silver neon with a kit on it and more....anyhow it looked great. So I pulled up next to it in the parking lot, put two 2GN cards (one of each style) on his window with a personal message. Here's the great news that everyone can see comming..... he just joined! So I am super excited to be able to prove to all of you what an awesome tool these are, and that everyone should order some from Diablo or whomever ASAP. Thanks for listening everyone....oh and the new members user name is "kreuzritter", if you happen to see him around say hey!

BlackRoseRacing · Post by **BlackRoseRacing** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:09 pm

Ive got some too in my glove box, but every time I pass a 2GN that looks hot, its normally when im crusing down the thruway a 65-70mph, to late to catch them...

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:19 pm

BlackRoseRacing wrote:Ive got some too in my glove box, but every time I pass a 2GN that looks hot, its normally when im crusing down the thruway a 65-70mph, to late to catch them...

It's because you're not boosted.

Congrats, Witeout! No one I give cards to know what a computer is or how to use it.

BlackRoseRacing · Post by **BlackRoseRacing** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:27 pm

It's because you're not boosted

^^^
F U

....
Its one of those, oh crap, dude he/she looks like they would be intersted in joing the 2GN, crap the next turn off is 1 mile away....

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:37 pm

Yeah, I know what ya' mean... Just had to give you a hard time. Just get yourself a siren and a nice LED dash light and chase them back down at 100mph on the freeway.

Disclaimer: I've never done that before. Abusing emergency vehicle warning equipment is against the law. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all.

Post by **Diablo0** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:09 pm

Damn, awesome to hear, Van! Thats pretty kickass that they actually worked finally haha. I carry a few in my wallet

. I used to have some in the car but it always turns out that whenever I'm not in my car and I'm out in someone elses... thats when I see a Neon I want to put a card on but don't have them.

And mike... I read maybe the first 4 words and said screw that

Something about inpersonally an police vehicle... blah blah blah lol.

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:25 pm

03sxt wrote:Disclaimer: I've never done that before. Abusing emergency vehicle warning equipment is against the law. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all.

Oh my gosh...

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:35 pm

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:39 pm

Midnight_Rider wrote:
03sxt wrote:Disclaimer: I've never done that before. Abusing emergency vehicle warning equipment is against the law. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all.
Oh my gosh...

I can't stop laughing!

That is great!

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:11 pm

03sxt wrote:Disclaimer: I've never done that before. Abusing emergency vehicle warning equipment is against the law. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all.

you forgot:
not valid with any other offer. void if reproduced. cash value 1/20 of one cent.

Post by **Diablo0** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:13 pm

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:53 am

I got hooked reading it after the first 4 words...hilarious!