ricer rant
ricer rant
so it's 1:55 in the morning. i'm on my way home from visiting my dad at the casino he works at. driving through the town that is between where he works and where i live. minding my own business, a lil bit paranoid cuz the cop that was following me had JUST turned off adn i was expecting his ass to pop back up behind me. pair of headlights is heading towrads me, and as they pass, i look over at the blue WRX, i just happened to glance up in my rearview and see him flash his hazards at me twice. i mumble "stupid faggot" under my breath to myself and look back up in the mirror, he flashes them again, 5 times. i kept driving.
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?!? here i am minding my own business in a NEON and your punk ass wants to race in a WRX?!?! racing a neon is like fighting a girl! if you win you can't brag, if you lose you hope noone finds out! what the fuck?! this shit makes me so mad, few weeks back, two local highs chool honda owners drove by me, one behidn the other, and they BOTH felt they had to "pipe" me. what the hell?! i dont know you! leave me alone! all this does is draw police attention to you for doing it, and to me for having it done to me! thusly making the cops follow me even more than they already do. goddamn ricer mother fuckers. im sick of this shit, they shoudl all be shot. just cuz i have a modded car doesnt mean i want to race you. if i want to race you, i will tel you. or i will go to the local track and do it there. or even to the local hangout to go street race, otherwise, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
[/rant] and im going to bed.
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?!? here i am minding my own business in a NEON and your punk ass wants to race in a WRX?!?! racing a neon is like fighting a girl! if you win you can't brag, if you lose you hope noone finds out! what the fuck?! this shit makes me so mad, few weeks back, two local highs chool honda owners drove by me, one behidn the other, and they BOTH felt they had to "pipe" me. what the hell?! i dont know you! leave me alone! all this does is draw police attention to you for doing it, and to me for having it done to me! thusly making the cops follow me even more than they already do. goddamn ricer mother fuckers. im sick of this shit, they shoudl all be shot. just cuz i have a modded car doesnt mean i want to race you. if i want to race you, i will tel you. or i will go to the local track and do it there. or even to the local hangout to go street race, otherwise, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
[/rant] and im going to bed.

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racing a neon is like beating up a girl: if you win, you cant brag; if you loose, you hope noone finds out.


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yeah.... i said that alraedy.....kc2002acr wrote:racing a neon is like beating up a girl: if you win, you cant brag; if you loose, you hope noone finds out.
TNK wrote: racing a neon is like fighting a girl! if you win you can't brag, if you lose you hope noone finds out!

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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.
kc2002acr wrote:racing a neon is like beating up a girl: if you win, you cant brag; if you loose, you hope noone finds out.
A SRT neon must be that big softball player that could beat up anyone she laid eyes on.
Some people just don't know the difference between a neon with some aftermarket stuff and an SRT. Pitty them...

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im starting to wonder if the gfuy thougth i was an SRT.. i mean... i look like one from thefront... and thats what he saw... gawd i need 2 paint my 02 bumper and put it on..... 

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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.
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there are no other blue SRTs directly local to my area that i have seen. theres like... 2 red ones... a couple black ones.... and i think thats it. and me with the blue SXT with SRT front....

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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.
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ahhaha or just maybe he was like o e-blue and goldish rims.....i like his style....
i rarley try to make enemies on the road, i usally try to have a good time with other tuners....but they always act like imstarting shit ahahha its funny i was messing with an m3 on the parkway and we go to the tolls i passed him and open handed waved at him out my window(so it would not be confused with something else)....but everybody drives with a chip on their shoulders.... so what ever
i also had this crx in my town... well i went past him doingthe speed limit and he floored it lol and i still destroyed him... but i had to turn off and he piped me and flashed his hazards....now i happen to kno this kid and hes a fag soo he wasnt jjust being cool
i rarley try to make enemies on the road, i usally try to have a good time with other tuners....but they always act like imstarting shit ahahha its funny i was messing with an m3 on the parkway and we go to the tolls i passed him and open handed waved at him out my window(so it would not be confused with something else)....but everybody drives with a chip on their shoulders.... so what ever
i also had this crx in my town... well i went past him doingthe speed limit and he floored it lol and i still destroyed him... but i had to turn off and he piped me and flashed his hazards....now i happen to kno this kid and hes a fag soo he wasnt jjust being cool
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you know, thats funny
ricers around here must be stupid, or can tell my car is a regular neon right away...
i never get power cars who want to race me...only honda bois with their 25squirrelpower motors...
of course when that kind of opportunity come up, i smack the piss out of them and let them know they been beat by a 2l sxt
ricers around here must be stupid, or can tell my car is a regular neon right away...
i never get power cars who want to race me...only honda bois with their 25squirrelpower motors...
of course when that kind of opportunity come up, i smack the piss out of them and let them know they been beat by a 2l sxt
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and i had a fucking ugly ass CRX with 3 DIFFERENT hood scoops on teh hood, Z3s and steelies and a fart cannon pipe me topday on my way to work... i looked at him like the

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You know what's funny, I hear eveyone talking on the board that have -nearly- stock looking neons getting into races all the time, but when I'm driving around, I get little to no attention.
I think I've had maybe 3 or 4 cars rev at me... which isn't a bad thing. I'd rather -not- race in the streets. But, usually when given the chance, I'm up for a good run.
I think I've had maybe 3 or 4 cars rev at me... which isn't a bad thing. I'd rather -not- race in the streets. But, usually when given the chance, I'm up for a good run.
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i get no racer attention around here. No matter how much i tell ppl im not turbo'd they all still think its an SRT and i dont even have an SRT front. Used to and now just the hood and exhaust, but a body kit. Noone messes with me around here, i just get alot of positive compliments when i go to stores and stuff lol Mostly moms asking if their kid can look in it lol pretty fun. With as much crap driving around here tryin to act cool and drive like a dick, its nice to know there is some respect for what im doing....
youre car looks a lot like an srt, im 99% sure he thinks it was an srt. srt vs wrx = good race. heck, id even have to say that he had balls to try to race an srt, considering how many of them are modded out there!(sic)Arkangel wrote:He might have thought you were a SRT I race WRX's alot Maybe he thought you were someone else.
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He probably just thought you were really an srt4. WRX owners dont know anything different
I never hvae anyone rev at me or try to race me in the neon, except this one annoying kid w/ a burgundy and teal civic eg hatch....hes so odd....irritates me.
The day after I got my volvo, I was in traffic and I had this white eg civic coupe rev up at me. It had peeling paint, white rims, chrome taillights, and 2 dorky looking guys driving. I know they were reving at me, because they wouldnt stop staring.
Psh...kids these days !
haha
I never hvae anyone rev at me or try to race me in the neon, except this one annoying kid w/ a burgundy and teal civic eg hatch....hes so odd....irritates me.
The day after I got my volvo, I was in traffic and I had this white eg civic coupe rev up at me. It had peeling paint, white rims, chrome taillights, and 2 dorky looking guys driving. I know they were reving at me, because they wouldnt stop staring.
Psh...kids these days !
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People used to always rev at me and wanna race me in the black car... no one does that to me anymore, or I haven't seen it in a long time since I hardly drive it. Or maybe people are growing up and realizing how dumb they look but I sorta doubt that 
The whtie car no one pays any attention, sorta makes me mad sometimes haha. Only time someone wanted to play was coming back from Canada a few months ago. I spotted an SRT in a group of 3 cars and just to see if he'd do anything I hung on his ass then slowly passed him. It was about midnight so it was dark out and I could see him. I pulled ahead slowly and when I got past him he jumped over and hung on me real close as I passed the other cars he was with. Did that or a few minutes until I got past the other cars and then just dropped to 3rd and floored it. He did the same thing and once I got up over 100 or so I slowed and he got over in the right lane but there was a car in that lane we were coming up on. After that he slowed back down and didn't bother getting along side of me
I dunno, maybe he was mad he wasn't blowing past a little ole stock looking Neon R/T
I didn't put flashers on or anything since it wasn't a race but it was funny that he took the bait wanting to mess around some...
The whtie car no one pays any attention, sorta makes me mad sometimes haha. Only time someone wanted to play was coming back from Canada a few months ago. I spotted an SRT in a group of 3 cars and just to see if he'd do anything I hung on his ass then slowly passed him. It was about midnight so it was dark out and I could see him. I pulled ahead slowly and when I got past him he jumped over and hung on me real close as I passed the other cars he was with. Did that or a few minutes until I got past the other cars and then just dropped to 3rd and floored it. He did the same thing and once I got up over 100 or so I slowed and he got over in the right lane but there was a car in that lane we were coming up on. After that he slowed back down and didn't bother getting along side of me
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