so i'm watching MTV...

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:37 am

... and they just showed an ad for getting HIV tested, and there is an 03+ SXT in the commercial.

Sorry to break it to you guys this way... but, Neon owners now have HIV.

(if this post offends anyone, PLEASE PM me and i will delete it. im just making a funny, but don't want to upset anyone for any reason)

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:41 am

yay HIV! *dances*

LowNSlow · Post by **LowNSlow** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:01 am

I passed my HIV test.

Military makes you take a test every year

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:27 am

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:16 am

dblsg wrote:

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:33 pm

I knew DCX would get around to advertising the Neon someday.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:35 pm

sphipps70 · Post by **sphipps70** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:47 pm

Thank goodness I drive a SRT-4 vice a Neon.

Wait.....nevermind. I'm getting tested tomorrow.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:49 pm

:laughing3:

dinetuner · Post by **dinetuner** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:24 pm

Midnight_Rider wrote:I knew DCX would get around to advertising the Neon someday.

Post by **Diablo0** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:51 pm

Well I know I didn't get it from the black car, she's always been mine

Now that whore of a white car... go knows who she was with before I met her

NiteHawk · Post by **NiteHawk** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:58 pm

hahahahaha, nice jason

KrackstaR · Post by **KrackstaR** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:18 am

Diablo0 wrote:Well I know I didn't get it from the black car, she's always been mine Now that whore of a white car... go knows who she was with before I met her

Only if we could get a carfax report on a person that would be awesome.

Post by **Diablo0** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:34 am

PeopleFax... haha. All medical STD tests are reported like car accidents and you search on SSN

That would be great, a bit invasive and never happen but would still be nice

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:40 am

haha nice ^^^

Reminds me of a Family Guy moment when Peter and his barber shop quartet sing to the guy with "full blown aids"

and Team America's "everyone has aids"

refect · Post by **refect** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:41 am

everyone has AIDS!!!! AIDS - AIDS - AIDS!!!!! </teamamerica>

teamliviD · Post by **teamliviD** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:11 am

with all the parts been in and out of my r/t, its a good chance she cought something...........wait....the bitch cut me to many times.....

i could have.....HIV....

neonpla · Post by **neonpla** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:24 am

LowNSlow wrote:I passed my HIV test.

Military makes you take a test every year

yup, same here.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:53 pm

my car hasnt always been mine either jason. i probably caught womehting too. course, none of my neons have been brand new, i coulda caught somethign from my 96... or my 00.

oh shit. now theres an ad on teh radio for HIV tests! AS IM TYPING THIS!

*scared of the signs*

Frizbe · Post by **Frizbe** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:20 am

TNK wrote:*scared of the signs*

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:38 am

^ you will.... WHEN I DIE OF AIODS AND NEVER POST AGAIN!!!!

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:14 am

yay! tnk is gonna die! *dances*

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:14 pm

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:18 am

That's not funny. Wait a minute... no more comments about my cane and stuff like that. Hmmm... Just kidding Mike!

OB · Post by OB » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:33 am

Midnight_Rider wrote:I knew DCX would get around to advertising the Neon someday.

rofl

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:07 am

Midnight_Rider wrote:I knew DCX would get around to advertising the Neon someday.

There's also a "Church of Blah blah blah.." Commercial that features a Black 03+ SXT..