Home Depot Scam!!

LowNSlow · Post by **LowNSlow** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:00 am

Back in september I fell victim to a very clever scam while out shopping for supplies. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how it works,
two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car while you are packing your items into your trunk,they start wiping your widsheild with a rag and windex, with thier breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t shirts,
it's impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip they say "NO"and ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat, on the way they start having sex with each other, then one crawls over the seat and performs oral sex on you while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on September 4,9,10 and twice on the 15, 17,and 20,October 8,16,22,and 28,5 times in November and 4 times yesterday,and very likely this upcomming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Don't worry I am still investigating this.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:54 am

i got that joke in my email a few months back... funny as hell.

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:56 am

ilpadrino · Post by **ilpadrino** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:18 pm

That is funny because I just came across that joke about a week ago.

KrackstaR · Post by **KrackstaR** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:37 pm

yeah i got that same joke on my myspace blog...lol its too funny

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:10 pm

ive read that before too, but its still hella funny. *heads to home depot with a bag of wallets*

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:55 pm

You know that actually happened to me...so be careful !

J-Villa · Post by **J-Villa** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:41 pm

holy old hahah

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:54 pm

very old, but very funny

biggrobb1995 · Post by **biggrobb1995** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:56 pm

My uncle sent this one to me a while back. Laughed my ass off. He's a retired marine so he has a hell of a sense of humor. Messed up thing is I can see it "happening" to him.

Post by **Diablo0** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:03 pm

With as much as I've been to Home Depot over the years I have yet to be scammed

Shucks!

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:17 pm

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:11 am

rOniN wrote:You know that actually happened to me...so be careful !

In LaPorte? Nah.

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:33 pm

J-Villa · Post by **J-Villa** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:42 am

holy shit i read this local news article and thought of this thread right away!!

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index. ... ing_b.html

Pocahontas · Post by **Pocahontas** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:13 am

Hahah! I hope you got smart enough to only slip a five in each $2 wallet you take with you for this special investigation!

Post by **occasional demons** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:48 am

Hmmm, sounds like another reason to go to Carlisle....

Note to self: Remember to glue wallet in front pocket.

neonpla · Post by **neonpla** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:03 am

hahah

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:46 pm

Just got back from home depot this did not happen

Tam · Post by **Tam** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:05 pm

Damn, I would've loved to get scammed. It's worth it.

fixitmattman · Post by **fixitmattman** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:10 pm

Last time I went to home depot all I got were lousy cinder blocks.

slaw · Post by **slaw** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:13 pm

HOLY THREAD RESURRECTION!

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:32 pm

All I ever get are hot dogs at Home Depot...

Post by **occasional demons** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:49 pm

JeffM wrote:All I ever get are hot dogs at Home Depot...

Are you sure it wasn't Homo Deep-Ohhh?

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:58 pm

occasional demons wrote:

Are you sure it wasn't Homo Deep-Ohhh?

Oh, so that's why it smelled like lubricant and latex...