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Post by TNK » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:29 am

jrm868s wrote:So I'm balls deep in this chick the other night when she looks up and me and says,"You know what? You're a pedaphile." I kinda chuckled, looking down at her, and said,"That's an awfully big word for a 10 year old.
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by JRM » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:31 am

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Post by TNK » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:33 am

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Post by JRM » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:34 am

TNK wrote::owned:
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Post by TNK » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:42 am

iot's no fun when you go with it. you sumbitch.
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Post by dblsg » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:34 am

[-X its not funny at all
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Post by yellowpatrol » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:10 am

dblsg wrote:[-X its not funny at all
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:51 am

i'm laughing about it
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Post by dinetuner » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:52 am

me two...
bad01neon wrote: obviously the 10 year old consented, so its ok lol :lol:

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Post by SteelBlue » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:57 am

dblsg wrote:[-X its not funny at all
That stuff is serious. :( Have you ever thought about how someone who'd been through a bad experience like molestation or child abuse would feel if they saw that?? I can tell you; you feel like shit after reading something as simple as a 'harmless joke' because its really hard to get past stuff like that.

I know its all in good fun but still... Its one thing to joke around in private but to share that kind of joke on a public forum is pretty tasteless. Anyway, i'm outta this tread.
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Post by dinetuner » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:15 am

crystal!!! you were supposed to say "me three" so i could roll the eyes....lol

its funny cuz i didnt get ass raped but i did get "molested2x" and i still think its funny. if i was a chick and got raped idk how i would feel honestly...its not like im a chick or anything lol
bad01neon wrote: obviously the 10 year old consented, so its ok lol :lol:

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Post by MyNeonSaysHi » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:28 pm

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Post by bad04srt » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:18 pm

dblsg wrote:[-X its not funny at all
go ask midnight if you can join the old guy club....make sure you get your membership cane and dont forget the viagra


A) lighten up its a joke, a funny one at that

B) obviously the 10 year old consented, so its ok lol :lol:
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Post by dinetuner » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:19 pm

bad01neon wrote:B) obviously the 10 year old consented, so its ok lol :lol:
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Post by Canada » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:20 pm

I have to admit, it made me chuckle too :D

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Post by rOniN » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:47 pm

I've heard this one before and I still laugh
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Post by KrackstaR » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:49 pm

lol i thought it was funny too.
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Post by TNK » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:51 pm

i apologize to anyione i offended. i really do.

but c'mon, it's a lil funny.
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Post by KrackstaR » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:48 pm

i guess it would be more funnier if it was this way around. huh? Image
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Post by JRM » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:49 pm

I dont care who you are thats funny right there. :thumbleft:
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Post by TNK » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:50 pm

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Post by heyitsstock » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:51 pm

it sounds like bloodhound gang lyrics
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Post by TNK » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:52 pm

:shock: holy crap, it does. :lol:
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Post by Bella Lugrossi » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:14 pm

"cuz a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying." :lol:
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Post by TNK » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:15 pm

i find it's quite a thrill, when she grinds me against her will!
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Post by Bella Lugrossi » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:16 pm

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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:16 pm

ahahahaha, you're all burning in hell for this thread

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Post by Bella Lugrossi » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:19 pm

hey as long as there is rum and good music. i'm cool. what corner are you in again opi? :lol:
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:20 pm

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Haha, go burn. :P
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Post by JRM » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:21 pm

i just found a brand new box of matches
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