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Joke my wife told me

Post by kc2005ptgt » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:33 pm

:rofl:
My wife is really conservative, I mean REALLY... so for her to tell me this joke its heehaw-larious... imagine a nun telling you this joke:

Why are men smarter durring sex?


























Duh, because their plugged into a genius!
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Post by ChrisRT » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:39 pm

LOL...
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Post by J-Villa » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:14 pm

lol, put it in her another socket once and see what she says lmfao
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Post by rOniN » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:33 pm

thats a good one...I like that
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Post by glasswars » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:52 pm

lol.
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Post by Marthby » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:43 pm

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Post by TNK » Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:06 pm

nice
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Post by SILVER-ES » Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:00 pm

I was a genius last night. :twisted:
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Post by TNK » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:04 am

im gonna be a genius in a lil bit when the wife gets out of the shower.
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Post by TNK » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:07 am

i was a genius after the wife got out of the shower. :twisted:
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Post by heyitsstock » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:08 am

ahhaahah ^ FTW
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Post by TNK » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:15 am

you're damn right it was FTW!
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Post by bad04srt » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:16 am

^i f***in hate u lol
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Post by TNK » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:19 am

i tkae it you havent been smart in a while?
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Post by DJ CptnCrnch » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:32 am

do both sockets make u smart???
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Post by esteinmaier » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:30 pm

What if you're plugged into 2 geniuses? If so, then was one smart mofo... lol
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Post by Diablo0 » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:53 pm

You have two wee-wees? lol
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Post by neon_ert3 » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:51 pm

i dont get it
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Post by graf AXEL » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:02 pm

neon_ert3 wrote:i dont get it
^you obviously need to "plug in" a little more often
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Post by heyitsstock » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:25 pm

i have two no wait 12 wink wink
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