fold or scrunch?

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Do you fold or scrunch your toilet paper?

I fold it all nice and neat like so it feels good.
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Scrunch it up and wipe.. whatever!
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Pfft, I don't use toilet paper...
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fold or scrunch?

Post by crowd00control » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:00 am

So me and a co-worker had an interesting conversation. Now we're off to see which is the most popular way go about wiping!

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Post by MyNeonSaysHi » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:18 am

Scrunch and wipe bitaches! :rofl:

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Post by bombtrack07 » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:53 pm

3 squares, fold n wipe :lol:
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Post by INVUJerry » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:56 pm

I do both, but most often I do scrunch and wipe.
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Post by heyitsstock » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:32 pm

i use tissues.... they are great

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Post by glasswars » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:34 pm

-CgPeon- wrote:Scrunch and wipe bitaches! :rofl:
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Post by fixitmattman » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:38 pm

Folding and wiping is just asking for it to get lost in there. Scrunch FTW.
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Post by crowd00control » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:14 pm

glad to see everyone uses toilet paper so far :rofl:

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Post by hansken_yo » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:39 pm

-CgPeon- wrote:Scrunch and wipe bitaches! :rofl:
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Post by Marthby » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:16 pm

I prefer the rugged, untamed feel of the scrunch as opposed to the well-educated, classy fold.
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Post by kc2005ptgt » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:25 pm

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! I was first (only) to vote that I do not use TP... :rofl:

I do, really. :shock: Although I fold it, not scrunch it... I think it is because of my OCD though. And it has to be on the perforation, else I get a new one.
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Post by Bella Lugrossi » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:39 pm

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Post by Diablo0 » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:37 pm

:rofl: I've actually had this discussion with someone recently as well hahaha

I'm a strict folder and wipe :lol:
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Post by quicksilvr » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:44 pm

Diablo0 wrote: I'm a strict folder and wipe :lol:

x2 ( 3 squares, fold and wipe)



I'm actually very surprised at the number of scrunchers.....I haven't done that since I was like 8 years old. :rofl:
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Post by Diablo0 » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:48 pm

:lol: Something about scrunch that I don't feel like I'd get very clean back there haha. That and there is a higher risk of being a void and I don't much care for an increased risk in gettin the poo on my fingers lol.
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Post by dinetuner » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:54 pm

fold and wipe has "bleed" through for me.. ewww poo fingers hahaha
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Post by quicksilvr » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:42 pm

Well, there's always the initial super-sized scrunchball when you know it's going to be bad, and then some nice folding and wiping after that..... :rofl:
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Post by crowd00control » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:52 pm

quicksilvr wrote:Well, there's always the initial super-sized scrunchball when you know it's going to be bad, and then some nice folding and wiping after that..... :rofl:
:laughing3: you'd better have a gigantic toilet hole to prevent water backage..

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Post by heyitsstock » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:42 pm

crowd00control wrote:glad to see everyone uses toilet paper so far :rofl:

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heyitsstock wrote:i use tissues.... they are great

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Post by J-Villa » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:25 pm

scruntch it up in a ball and bend over a little bit so the cheeks loosing up and wipe lol
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Post by 03blackrt » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:33 pm

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Post by dblsg » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:34 pm

hahahahahaha, i must say that i mainly use baby wipes. nothing better than knowing that your really clean :lol: when i do use TP, i usually take 4 squares and fold 4 times to make it the size of one square.

this whole thread is cracking me up..... its really hard to keep a straight face at work :rofl:
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Post by heyitsstock » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:40 pm

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Post by racer12306 » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:50 pm

hmm 3 no tp, and only 2 are accounted for, ewwwww. someones a closet no tp using person.


fold all the way, gotta use more than 3 or 4 squares though or else you end up with a handful of poo.
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Post by grindpunk16 » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:54 pm

there is nothing proper about wiping your ass just wipe it. Soon there is going to be a rule in the proper eddicate on toilet training that you have to fold at least 3 times to be proper
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Post by OB » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:41 am

this thread is hilarious. allow me to ask a question that has been humoring my friends and I for years:

when wiping, do you stand or stay seated? maybe I should start my own poll. haha

ps whats up with the last poll option?! WHO doesnt use toilet paper?! thats like 11% of the votes so far. Im a bit nervous about the sanity of some of my peers here on 2gn. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by Cbussilver01es » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:45 am

wow.... All I can say is wow.... :D lol
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Post by teamliviD » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:26 am

im more of a wrap around hand...alot.....pull off, scruntch and then wipe....drop and repeat.
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Post by hound9164 » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:59 am

i dont wipe, so the ladies get a nice scent when they suck me off.
JK lol. i scrunch and wipe. cause any other way is for pussies!
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Post by welchspro » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:48 am

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