Increase your gas mileage by up to 31%!!!

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:31 pm

WTF is this?

What do I do with it? Put it in my ass?

Courtesy of e-gay.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:32 pm

!!!!

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:32 pm

TORNADO!!!!!

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:35 pm

Specifications:

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Up to 31% increase in gas mileage

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Post by **racer12306** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:01 pm

those dont work in neons. i wouldnt use a knock off like that anyways.

the tornado works on some cars but not on others, like it worked on my monte, so i got one for the neon. but it didnt do anything for the neon.

Neonix · Post by **Neonix** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:59 pm

Cricky1224 wrote:WTF is this?

What do I do with it? Put it in my ass? Courtesy of e-gay.

You might need alot of this

if you're thinking about putting that in your ass.

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:02 pm

Hell no, forget it.

Post by **racer12306** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:17 pm

that would definitly do some damage if there was anal insertion.

Bella Lugrossi · Post by **Bella Lugrossi** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:18 pm

pfft, that'd make you a whole new asshole.

03blackrt · Post by **03blackrt** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:18 pm

Oh my, this thread has turned weird.

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:18 pm

Yeah, that wouldn't be good wouldn't it? Assholes ftl....

SILVER-ES · Post by **SILVER-ES** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:20 pm

Ok, first off you all drive neons, now you want to put tornados in your assholes....

*backs away very quickly*

Post by **racer12306** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:20 pm

Neonix · Post by **Neonix** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:21 pm

Bella Lugrossi wrote:pfft, that'd make you a whole new asshole.

Just one? I don't know...depending on how large your ass cheeks are, it might just make your entire rear an opening.

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:22 pm

Lol, this thread's embarrassing now you guys...

I'm officially a newfound asshole.

Bella Lugrossi · Post by **Bella Lugrossi** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:26 pm

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:07 am

wow. looks like i missed out on the fun....

Frizbe · Post by **Frizbe** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:31 am

Bella Lugrossi wrote:pfft, that'd make you a whole new asshole.

Your ordering one right now aren't you?

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:38 am

well at least if you put it in your ass you could get a 31% increase in gas milage...the smell would go much farther...plus it would swirl your exhaust.

It would do more good there then on a neon...

SILVER-ES · Post by **SILVER-ES** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:40 am

rOniN wrote:plus it would swirl your exhaust

silentneon01 · Post by **silentneon01** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:12 am

I like pain as much as anyone but not even on a million dollar and a SRT-8 charger. Would I ever put that near my ass let alone in it.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:13 am

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:57 am

Would this be rice???

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:09 am

rOniN wrote:well at least if you put it in your ass you could get a 31% increase in gas milage...the smell would go much farther...plus it would swirl your exhaust.

There was a line... I think you crossed it

OB · Post by OB » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:43 am

another reason why its a good idea to buy parts from ebay!

hahaha SIKE

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:24 am

silentneon01 wrote:I like pain as much as anyone but not even on a million dollar and a SRT-8 charger. Would I ever put that near my ass let alone in it.

Pffftt, I'd do it.

That million dollars can reconstruct my asshole.

graf AXEL · Post by **graf AXEL** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:02 am

opi, you just got sig quoted.

Opi wrote:That million dollars can reconstruct my asshole.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:03 am

3rd time in less than 24 hours! Damn I'm good!

WykedHellFire · Post by **WykedHellFire** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:10 am

Opi wrote:
silentneon01 wrote:I like pain as much as anyone but not even on a million dollar and a SRT-8 charger. Would I ever put that near my ass let alone in it.
Pffftt, I'd do it.

That million dollars can reconstruct my asshole.

Vincentvh · Post by **Vincentvh** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:45 am

takes the term "fartcan" to a hole other level

Can it be installed with one of these:

http://cgi.ebay.de/NEU-TURBO-WHISTLER-F ... dZViewItem

then your turbo'd asshole make the pssst sound too

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Increase your gas mileage by up to 31%!!!

Increase your gas mileage by up to 31%!!!

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