Guess... That... SHAPE!!!

Post by **Diablo0** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:18 pm

Give up?

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/1012 ... Conspiracy

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:49 pm

oh my. leave it to Diablo0 to spot the penis...

bad04srt · Post by **bad04srt** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:00 pm

"Experience the bolder taste...of fruit-flavored cock."

"Maybe nature figured out billions of years ago that the penis was the perfect fluid dispenser, and now people are just unconsciously copying that design."

"Every macho stud, every muscular he-man, every guy who takes his masculinity just a little bit too seriously...at some point is going to put a cock in his mouth and suck. That's right. Because no one drinks Gatorade out of a cup, and you have to actively squeeze on and suck out of the bottle to get the drink to dispense as fast as you want it."

"You know somewhere there are several rich men sitting in a board room and laughing like Dr. Evil every time they watch Michael Jordan give a big, sloppy blow job on national television."

"Gatorade's tagline "Is It In You?" is pretty appropriate, but if that's not "subtle" enough, maybe they should change it to "Is It Thrusting Hard And Deep Into You?"."

"Young women are perfecting their blowjob skills in schoolyards
across the country. With a little help from Gatorade, of course."

"So much of the advertising for this stuff centers around "increased stamina" and the ability to "last longer" in sports and other activities. So maybe it's just natural that the vessle for this amazing concoction would be the living symbol for strength and endurance."

"And the best part is, Gatorade turns sticky when it dries, just like cum."

"But if you're ever caught away from home without your favorite sex toys, and you need a little help "getting the job done," you can find Gatorade almost anywhere anything is sold. I'm just sayin'."

"Yes, even Michael Jordan enjoys cool liquid refreshment from a giant penis."

yum, gatorade lol

bad04srt · Post by **bad04srt** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:20 pm

from part deux...gatorade's response lol

"And listen up, Gatorade people, I don't find your packaging unsatisfactory. I find it looks like a giant, fruit-flavored schlong."

"And I sincerely doubt my viewpoint will be considered the next time Gatorade designs a bottle. Of course, I'll take that back if they ever release a drink dispenser shaped like Gwen Stefani's luscious breasts."

"The bottle is shaped like a cock because of the heating process it's made with? Whaaaa?! "

"He contends that 1. Gatorade bottles are designed for maximum grippability, and 2. the primary target audience of Gatorade consists of men and boys (who, obviously, don't want to suck sports drink out of a simulated wang)."

"But think about it. What single object do all men and boys spend most of their time gripping? That's right. The penis. Anybody who's gone through puberty can tell you that. So it stands to reason that, the phallic shape is the perfect design for optimum gripping. And it's already familiar, so guys aren't going to go around spilling their Gatorade."

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:07 pm

buy how the hell did you come across that?

KrackstaR · Post by **KrackstaR** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:15 pm

^he did a google search for fruit flavored cocks. lol

WykedHellFire · Post by **WykedHellFire** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:24 pm

omg! wheres Tnk, im sure he knows about fruit flavored cockl

LaidNeon · Post by **LaidNeon** » Sat May 26, 2007 1:36 am

looks jason has been thinking alot about COCK lately

MoparNeonMan · Post by **MoparNeonMan** » Sat May 26, 2007 5:35 pm

http://www.cockolada.de/

60trim · Post by **60trim** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:34 pm

"Experience the bolder taste...of fruit-flavored cock."

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Sat May 26, 2007 9:22 pm

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sun May 27, 2007 1:55 pm

WykedHellFire wrote:omg! wheres Tnk, im sure he knows about fruit flavored cockl

im so gonna kill you.

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Sun May 27, 2007 5:45 pm

Gatorade's new slogan ad:

Cawk. It does the body good.

WykedHellFire · Post by **WykedHellFire** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:10 am

TNK wrote:
WykedHellFire wrote:omg! wheres Tnk, im sure he knows about fruit flavored cockl
im so gonna kill you.

It's okay mikey you shall live.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Mon May 28, 2007 3:40 am

-starts sharpening his knife-

WykedHellFire · Post by **WykedHellFire** » Mon May 28, 2007 10:32 pm

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:28 pm

laugh it up punk... im coming for you.

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:28 pm

I don't know about that wyked....

If you see an e-blue neon pass by your house, duck, or run the hell outta there

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:30 pm

chasing you would make it that much more fun.

WykedHellFire · Post by **WykedHellFire** » Tue May 29, 2007 12:00 am

dont worry I always play hard to get *gets ready for gay joke*

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue May 29, 2007 12:24 am

Jason...um..uh..get out to Cali dude. N. Carolina is turning you into the anti-hedero...

My neighbor's daughter will cure your curiosity bro..

j/k...pretty funny

Post by **Diablo0** » Tue May 29, 2007 9:35 am

Hey now... I just happen to see it a few weeks ago when I was browsing through Shoutwire.com lol. I thought it was pretty funny considering it does look like a weewee lol.

Grambo... it's SC f00l lol. The state that wanted to seceed from the union and half the people here have a family tree that doesn't fork and those people also have a big Confederate flag plastered on the rear window. But... the people are nice and the gas is cheap

bombtrack07 · Post by **bombtrack07** » Tue May 29, 2007 10:09 am

Cricky1224 wrote:Gatorade's new slogan ad:

Cawk. It does the body good.