I laughed so hard I'm now in pain

silentneon01 · Post by **silentneon01** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:32 pm

Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and her husband never had sex anymore.

So the doctor gave her a bottle of pills and told her to put them in his drink and she would be 'satisfied.'

The woman, somewhat disbelievingly, put one pill in his coffee that evening. That night they made out.

The next morning, she put two in his coffee, and that night they really got it on.

The next day, she said, "What the hell," and put the entire bottle in.

A few days later, the doctor called to check on her progress. The woman's son answered the phone.

When the doctor asked how she was doing, the son replied............

"Mom's dead; Sis is pregnant; my asshole hurts, and Dad is out naked on the front lawn yelling 'Here kitty, kitty.'

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:33 pm

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:34 pm

I've heard that one before, but it's still funny.

WykedHellFire · Post by **WykedHellFire** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:52 am

Post by **Diablo0** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:32 am

Thats a good one lol

03blackrt · Post by **03blackrt** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:27 am

Neonix · Post by **Neonix** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:04 pm

That's hilarious, I've never heard that one before.

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:30 pm

ZOMGBBQ, that is so old!!! We were telling that one back in the 6th grade!!! (1985 for those of you trying to add it up) Heehawlarious.

Frizbe · Post by **Frizbe** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:16 pm

kc2002acr wrote:ZOMGBBQ, that is so old!!! We were telling that one back in the 6th grade!!! (1985 for those of you trying to add it up) Heehawlarious.

Holy ish dude, I wasn't even born then.

SteelBlue · Post by **SteelBlue** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:11 pm

Frizbe wrote:
kc2002acr wrote:ZOMGBBQ, that is so old!!! We were telling that one back in the 6th grade!!! (1985 for those of you trying to add it up) Heehawlarious.
Holy ish dude, I wasn't even born then.

I was born in 85..

spoiledbrat · Post by **spoiledbrat** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:23 pm

TeckNeon · Post by **TeckNeon** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:40 pm

Someone found an old joke book and posted it up online and these are getting recycled yet again.

Here's to the 1960's and their funny jokes!

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:42 pm

It's been awhile since I heard a version of this. Still quite funny