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MILF!!!!

Post by Diablo0 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:00 pm

Well... maybe a GMILF lol. I'm picking up that calendar!!!

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Post by 2k1MotorSport » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:06 pm

hahaha heard that this morning on the radio.
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Post by Diablo0 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:10 pm

I just saw it on TV as I was walking through the lobby lol
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Post by Panhead » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:25 pm

i never knew you love sand bag boobs...jason
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Post by Diablo0 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:26 pm

It's all pink inside lol
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Post by Panhead » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:28 pm

ohh gees
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Post by rOniN » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:23 pm

I think I'll pass on that one...
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Post by Chibits12 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:03 pm

Oh dear... sand bags? more like prune bags.
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Post by jphillips » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:08 pm

>shudder<
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Post by fixitmattman » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:15 pm

I'd prefer a FLILF.
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Post by Hudson_Neon » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:01 pm

Diablo0 wrote:It's all pink inside lol
yeah... once you find your way through the nasty crusties

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Post by 03sxt » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:13 pm

Diablo0 wrote:It's all pink inside lol
Maybe... :shock:

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Post by Canada » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:16 pm

Diablo0 wrote:It's all pink inside lol


:la: :puke:

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Post by Chibits12 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:23 pm

Diablo0 wrote:It's all pink inside lol
That just makes me wanna throw up. :puke:
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Post by occasional demons » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:04 pm

Hudson_Neon wrote:
Diablo0 wrote:It's all pink inside lol
yeah... once you find your way through the nasty crusties
And past the hang! :shock:
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Post by Wizzard~Of~Ozz » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:12 pm

Probably gonna fold out like a centerfold to cover the "sag" issues..

I guess if you can rub one out to that, then you can safely ignore the emails for Viagra..

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Post by 03blackrt » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:22 pm

At least she probably doesn’t have any teeth! :thumbup:

Not that I don't mind getting bitten every once in a while. :eekdance:

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Post by Diablo0 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:25 am

:rofl:
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Post by bombtrack07 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:15 am

03blackrt wrote:At least she probably doesn’t have any teeth! :thumbup:

Not that I don't mind getting bitten every once in a while. :eekdance:
who wants a gum-job? :rofl:
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Post by hansken_yo » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:31 am

:aargh: MY EYES!!!!!!! They're Bleeding!!!!!!!
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Post by dblsg » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:56 pm

:puke: i'm feeling a little wuzzzy
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Post by hound9164 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:11 pm

well, its the only way i can see sexy knees and nipples in the same pic.....
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Post by dodge_girl » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:39 pm

guys i am lmfao, this is hilarious
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Post by Hudson_Neon » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:40 pm

yeah, for you... i'd rather... well there's a lot that i'd rather do than anything with that

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Post by Chibits12 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:35 pm

occasional demons wrote:
Hudson_Neon wrote:
Diablo0 wrote:It's all pink inside lol
yeah... once you find your way through the nasty crusties
And past the hang! :shock:
The description of it makes me shudder. I think I'm gonna hurl a chunk. :puke:
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Post by 03blackrt » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:15 pm

I like my women like I like my prunes.... dried and shriveled! :rockon:

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Post by fixitmattman » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:41 pm

I like my women how I like my coffee.




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Post by 03blackrt » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:04 am

:rofl:

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Post by Panhead » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:32 am

what a hilarious thread. jason, im not going to even ask how you like your women...i think we all know.
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Post by Diablo0 » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:07 pm

oh well... no one wants her, more for me :)

Actually... I likes me women like this :)

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