Need some "how to break up a couple" ideas...

supertrick_05 · Post by **supertrick_05** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:41 pm

My brother is bothering me about this, and I don't know how to help him out...maybe you evil bastards have some good clever ideas!

My bro's gf for a 4 months broke up with him around the middle of summer, and it devistated him...it wasn't really easy for her either, but she did it. This girl is SO perfect for him, but for some reason she broke it off. I think it was because he didn't bring her around to his place much cuz he liked spending time with her at her house (he lives with 3 roommates and she lives alone). He kinda never gave her any space to herself or space for her to miss him. She also wanted to meet his friends a little more than she did, which these are all HIS bad, but he made a few blind mistakes. Anyways, he made sum fuckups that he wasn't aware that he did. There was more that went on, but I don't wanna spill every little detail.

So now she's with this guy that lives about 2.5 hours away from her, and my brother cannot get over her for the life of him. He wants her back SOOO bad (and honestly, I miss having her around..she was a fun chick to hang around with), but she's dating someone else. He wants to try to pry them apart so he can get a 2nd shot with her...he thinks that she could very well be the one. I don't know what to tell him...anyone have some good pointers/tips/ways to do this? Personally, I think it's kinda funny, but he's desperate!

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:59 pm

its your responsibility as his brother to go out and find him some slutty easy chick to get him over that chick from four months ago. If she wants him back she'll come back to him. Trying to break her and her new man up makes him look like a desperate loser/stalker, and will probably make her hate him, no matter how romantic he may think it would be. Take him to a nasty nudie bar and slip one of the chicks a grip to get him from thinking about the old fish.

Adionik · Post by **Adionik** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:14 pm

Everything happens for a reason.

I was all fucked up from my ex. Caused me to fail French 2. Went to summer school. Met my current GF.

Shit happens so weird.

aperson · Post by **aperson** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:20 pm

Time will heal wounds. Or just tell him to bide his time and good things will come.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:48 pm

Wow. Talk about low. Just let her go man, it's not even your place to break 2 people up.

Unless the new guy treats her like shit, tell your bro to man up and move on.

03blackrt · Post by **03blackrt** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:50 pm

Have your bro stand outside her window and play Peter Gabriel on a boombox held above his head. Note... don't play 'Shock the Monkey'

kevo · Post by **kevo** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:04 pm

Adionik wrote:Everything happens for a reason.

I was all fucked up from my ex. Caused me to fail French 2. Went to summer school. Met my current GF.

Shit happens so weird.

Exactly, she also left him for a reason and she has obviously lost enough feeling for him to move on with someone else. I don't know how old your brother is but if he is young enough to find another rather easily then he should do just that. At this point in time he needs to realize that gloating over her isn't gonna bring her back.

03blackrt wrote:Have your bro stand outside her window and play Peter Gabriel on a boombox held above his head. Note... don't play 'Shock the Monkey'

Do that little dance like in sledgehammer!

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:32 pm

yeah, thats pretty low...

and thats all i got to say about that [/forrest gump]

Post by **Canada** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:35 pm

Kill him.

Seriously.

*Disclaimer for idiots: This is obviously a joke. It would be illegal and result in lots of jail time or the death penalty.

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:38 pm

then blame it on a canadiaian

OverDrive418 · Post by **OverDrive418** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:15 pm

3 words:

Liquor

Strippers

Condoms

(For him, not you!)

KrackstaR · Post by **KrackstaR** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:36 pm

Wenuden wrote:its your responsibility as his brother to go out and find him some slutty easy chick to get him over that chick from four months ago. If she wants him back she'll come back to him. Trying to break her and her new man up makes him look like a desperate loser/stalker, and will probably make her hate him, no matter how romantic he may think it would be. Take him to a nasty nudie bar and slip one of the chicks a grip to get him from thinking about the old fish.

qft! [/end of thread]

Wizzard~Of~Ozz · Post by **Wizzard~Of~Ozz** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:31 pm

Trying to break her and her new man up makes him look like a desperate loser/stalker, and will probably make her hate him, no matter how romantic he may think it would be.

This thread was over with the first response. (except for the hood rat thing.)

She will resent him, regardless of success of failure.

He can't sit around waiting, he's single.. go find a girl, you're his brother, look for twins.

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:44 pm

Canada wrote:Kill him.

Seriously.

*Disclaimer for idiots: This is obviously a joke. It would be illegal and result in lots of jail time or the death penalty.

i think he might be able to plead not guilty by reason of permenant stupidification if he actually killed the guy lol.

welchspro · Post by **welchspro** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:26 pm

He should play the lotto, he has a better chance of winning a million bucks than screwing around with her relationship and her being happy about it.

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:53 am

I'm gonna have to agree with John on this one...the lotto seems the better option.

Fuzzyneon · Post by **Fuzzyneon** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:54 am

Had "the perfect girl" all summer shit happened fucked me up we tried to stay in touch but it just made it worst we strayed apart it still sucks dont get me wrong but im over it now id say have some space from her thigns happen for a reason it sucks yeah but its better then being in a bad relationship and tention and all the what ifs

ZeroChad · Post by **ZeroChad** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:18 am

It seems to me that is she broke up with him and didn't try to work out these seemingly simple problems, then she wasn't that interested in keeping the relationship together. Communication is a huge part of a relationship, If he doesn't know the exact reasons why she ended it, they were having some serious comm. problems.

Maybe she just got tired of him. Maybe she needed a change. The truth is, neither of you guys know for sure. 4 monthes is quite a while man. She seems to have moved on, its time for him to go to teh titty bar and have some fun.

Sorry to be tell-it-like-it-is guy, but someone had to do it. Besides, breakups just make the next relationship that much better

Post by **occasional demons** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:04 am

He has to be man enough to tell her how he feels. Maybe that's all she needs to hear, but it might be too late for that. but better late than never. At the least if she's decent at all, he'll gain her respect. If she still isn't interested, by all means respect that and move on.

dodge_girl · Post by **dodge_girl** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:51 pm

From a girls point of view, if an ex tried to break up my current relationship up cause he wanted me back he would fuck things up to the point of no return and i wouldn't even want to talk to him, but if he came to me and told me how he felt and was romantic about it it would make me at least think about it, if nothing else, respect him.

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:15 pm

If your bro really loves her then he would respect her in a way that he would just let her be happy with whatever she wants to do. Maybe she will break up with her new bf in a few months or something.

Until then, have him just chill and meet new people.

-Chris

supertrick_05 · Post by **supertrick_05** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:08 pm

I know, that's what I told him...I said that carma has a way of fuckin ya in the end if you do stupid shit like this...

I really wasn't serious about getting a "real" answer...I knew nobody's that dumb. I just wanted to see what kind of responses I would get. I didn't lie about it though...he really does want her back!

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:13 pm

she wasn't the first chick to wet his whistle, was she? if so, it's time to buy him a hooker or three.

Hudson_Neon · Post by **Hudson_Neon** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:50 pm

you're pretty good at photoshop... *goes through memories of movies* make it look like he's cheating on her. but that's only if he's not willing to actually cheat and throw it in her face.

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:28 am

He needs to move on. 4 months isn't long at all. He shouldn't of been that attached to her.

Women don't like guys that are pansys, they want a guy that will bitch slap them and tell her to cook their dinner and clean their clothes.

Fuzzyneon · Post by **Fuzzyneon** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:41 am

MyNeonSaysHi wrote:He needs to move on. 4 months isn't long at all. He shouldn't of been that attached to her.

Women don't like guys that are pansys, they want a guy that will bitch slap them and tell her to cook their dinner and clean their clothes.

wait.....theres other ways to treat women? wtf

Post by **racer12306** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:43 am

MyNeonSaysHi wrote:He needs to move on. 4 months isn't long at all. He shouldn't of been that attached to her.

Women don't like guys that are pansys, they want a guy that will bitch slap them and tell her to cook their dinner and clean their clothes.

You have so much to learn

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:17 am

pictures?

Arro · Post by **Arro** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:43 am

03blackrt wrote:Have your bro stand outside her window and play Peter Gabriel on a boombox held above his head. Note... don't play 'Shock the Monkey'

You are the Hero of the Week!

awesome.

Seriously though, sometimes chicks need to go fucx0rz some other guy to realize they still have feeling for the first one. Guys are bad.... they can cheat, lie, etc., but they always know for themselves how they actually feel, even if they can't express it. Girls, on the other hand, rarely know how they feel in emotional situations.

Honestly tho, it's truth what was said about losing one only to meet another.

How old is your brother? You never told us, and frankly that, too makes a difference. If he's in his 20's, it's no big deal and time will sort things out for the best, one way or another.

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:50 am

I like the shock the monkey idea.