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Oh sh*t moment!

Post by moparknighthawk » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:00 pm

:lol:

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on the
nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?", he nervously asks.

"No, silly.", she replies, I'm not married

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all.", she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?", he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no !!!", she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?", he demands.


"That's me before the surgery."

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by Stonebender » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:12 pm

Har har har!

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Post by Frizbe » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:32 pm

LMFAO!!!!!!
thats awsome.
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Post by JustANeon » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:49 pm

excellent
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Post by dblsg » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:08 pm

hahahahaha ........i saw that one coming
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Post by Stonebender » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:18 pm

What the fuck happened to my signature?

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Post by DjTransifi » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:37 pm

Lol... But sick...
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Post by eVilcreations » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:45 pm

Stonebender wrote:What the fuck happened to my signature?
What's wrong with it? Looks fine to me...


and a big ROFLOL to the original post......
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Post by 03sxt » Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:44 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's some creepy shit. But funny!

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Post by Diablo0 » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:53 pm

HAHAHAHHA, good one!
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