Mechaphilia??!!

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:47 pm

Man has sex with over 1,000 cars. I read this in my local newspaper today with a face of utter disbelief and confusion, I've never heard of such a thing.

http://www.beloblog.com/ProJo_Blogs/car ... your_c.htm

Figured I'd post it in case you guys have seen this or heard of this before. I mean we all love our cars, but to a point....right?

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:57 pm

Wow....

that just isn't right.

Passt · Post by **Passt** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:04 pm

Poor Herbie ;;

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:09 pm

I guess he named it Vanilla so it wouldn't seem so masculine to him....strange cat.

Passt · Post by **Passt** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:15 pm

That makes me angry lol. I've always wanted a Herbie >.< And this dude thinks it's a good idea to stick his pee pee in one -.-

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:51 pm

I have nothing to say here

But how I honestly cannot think of any part of a car I would like to stick my penis in except in some cases the driver

ZeroChad · Post by **ZeroChad** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:52 pm

Passt wrote:That makes me angry lol. I've always wanted a Herbie >.< And this dude thinks it's a good idea to stick his pee pee in one -.-

But where? the exhaust pipe? I guess deep down he just wants to have a black man's penis. C'mon now, thats gotta hurt.

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:15 pm

I wondered how myself, I guess he doesn't want to tell us exactly how. Maybe it depends on the car? Jesus christ this is sick.

Passt · Post by **Passt** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:16 pm

Yea ...... -.- I'm bored at work, and all I can think about is how this could possibly work. I've got nothing.

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:21 pm

You work third shift?

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:21 am

in the intake as the turbo spools (no, not the turbo inlet), or in the cold side pipe while the turbo spools. Suck or blow, whichever you prefer.

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:18 pm

LMFAO is Vanilla turbocharged? Ha ha

kornholio788 · Post by **kornholio788** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:32 pm

Lets just hope he doesn't get his hands on a vaccume. That could get bad.

hul kogan · Post by **hul kogan** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:44 pm

yea, he better steer clear (no pun intended...) of any relationships with a turbocharged vehicle...the impeller would do a number on the 'ole wanker.

Passt · Post by **Passt** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:39 pm

LilSparkPlug wrote:You work third shift?

Nah I'm on eves right now... 3pm-1am ^^ My squad rotates from days to eves, days being 7am-5pm.

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:58 pm

hahahahahahaha. When my friend got his new car everyone humped it. This is just nuts, though.

OverDrive418 · Post by **OverDrive418** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:02 pm

Hmmm, I wonder:

Does sperm increases gas mileage?
I guess he ran out of Seafoam?
Does he use a heatsheild on his penis?
Does synthetic oil REALLY make a difference?
I'm hoping he's a "giver" and not a "receiver"
Does he still respect it in the morning?
Does having sex with multiple cars make him a polygamist?
Can he take the bra off with one hand?
Whose helicopter, and did they know something wasn't right from the wet backfires?
I'm sure I'll come up with more, these are just the first things I thought of

Honestly I thought I've seen or heard about everything you can poke your pecker in...but this is just about the weirdest (and completely unbelievable) thing so far. Thanks!

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:05 pm

KrackstaR · Post by **KrackstaR** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:58 pm

ok i guess i have seen it all now.

esteinmaier · Post by **esteinmaier** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:44 pm

LilSparkPlug wrote:I wondered how myself, I guess he doesn't want to tell us exactly how. Maybe it depends on the car? Jesus christ this is sick.

I think you'd have an easier time than any of us. I've seen videos on the net of examples.

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:57 pm

Holy crap I just looked some stuff up. They've got instruction manuals! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. I should put a lock on my tailpipes!

GreeNeons03 · Post by **GreeNeons03** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:18 pm

That is one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard.

contagious18 · Post by **contagious18** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:19 pm

wow dats sick

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:53 pm

esteinmaier wrote:
LilSparkPlug wrote:I wondered how myself, I guess he doesn't want to tell us exactly how. Maybe it depends on the car? Jesus christ this is sick.
I think you'd have an easier time than any of us. I've seen videos on the net of examples.

LMFAO Probably, and as much I as love my car, he really isn't my type for that kind of activity. LOL.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:10 pm

why do all the weirdos hafta come from WA, from car-fuckers to horse-fuckers. jesus.

GreeNeons03 · Post by **GreeNeons03** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:30 pm

Who the hell thinks this crap up? What makes them wake up in the morning and go "Well I think it'll feel good to go stick my wang in the exhaust pipe of my car."?

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:55 am

LilSparkPlug wrote:
esteinmaier wrote:
LilSparkPlug wrote:I wondered how myself, I guess he doesn't want to tell us exactly how. Maybe it depends on the car? Jesus christ this is sick.
I think you'd have an easier time than any of us. I've seen videos on the net of examples.
LMFAO Probably, and as much I as love my car, he really isn't my type for that kind of activity. LOL.

Your car is a dude?

esteinmaier · Post by **esteinmaier** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:10 am

TNK wrote:why do all the weirdos hafta come from WA, from car-fuckers to horse-fuckers. jesus.

Well, the nut jobs are in WI too. I wonder which state is crazier... insanity per capita rate? lol

OverDrive418 · Post by **OverDrive418** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:16 am

Brings new meaning to the phrase "burnin' rubber"!

Makes me rethink the title of my other thread "Why am I so gay for my car"...
I'll have to see if I can change it so people don't think I'm (more of) a freak!

Hey LilSparkPlug, if my car is a bitch does that make yours a pig?

Moparty08 · Post by **Moparty08** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:28 am

oh yeah stick it in the tail pipe.

if you guys remember the adam sandler movie 8 crazy nights he was drunk and slapped his cars ass and licked his car. but that was a cartoon

no no loving your cars too much