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WykedHellFire
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by WykedHellFire » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:51 am
This idea might go somewhere, this is mostly something stupid but post up something that you did on purpose or accident that nobody knows was you or something you did that nobody found out about.
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This one night I was cleaning out the trunk of the crown vic and forgot to close the trunk. she used the car filling in for me with work. which is a 50 mile a night job. well I didn't close the trunk all the way I forgot. and the next day I came out and the trunk was open like 6 inches. dont think I lost anything outa the trunk though.

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hansken_yo
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by hansken_yo » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:32 am
This one time... In band camp...
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jetas
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by jetas » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:51 am
When i was little i hit a bg ass F-150 while riding a bike

. I dont know how i missed it so dont ask. I think no one saw. The truck was never parked on the street again though
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by kc2005ptgt » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:20 pm
When I was 10 yrs old I was riding my bike with my friend in the neighborhood, he was trying to do some tricks so I was watching him instead of watching in front of me, and I hit a parked car right up front and flew up onto the hood and windshield. I rolled off and hood and grabbed my bike and we took off, laughing all the way at my stupidity.

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by jT » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:43 pm
my buddy and his girlfriend at the time sorta split up for a while and she was talking to some other guy, and this guy had this cell # in his AIM away message so i text him anonymously and told him that the girl had HIV.... that rumor caused all kinds of drama and got spread around a night club

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by J-Villa » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:55 pm
^^ WAHAHAHHAHA
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by OverDrive418 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:20 am
I was maybe 10 years old or so and at the time Our new house was being built there were only 12 or so in the neighborhood finished, the rest under construction. Myself an another kid went out in the woods and thought it would be cool to make torches out of some sticks and paint rags and gasoline we stole from one of the construction sites.
Long story short that flame spread all around us and up two trees in like 30 seconds...we hauled ass as fast as our bikes could go!
No one got hurt and no property damage but we ended up burning down approximately 10 acres of woods according to the news reports!
I came home all freaked out on the inside trying to be cool on the outside, but smelling like a campfire! My mom knew something was up, and wondered why I had matches in my pocket, and why dozens of fire trucks and helicopters were arriving in the neighborhood...but didn't do a full interogation, just gave me that mom look.
I fessed up a few years ago on a visit to PA. and she said she had a hunch it was me and we laughed our asses off about it!

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by KrackstaR » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:57 pm
i ate something that didnt agree with my stomach and i was rushing home to use the bathroom and I got out the car and didnt make it to the door and i filled my pants right there in the hallway of my apartment.
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by J-Villa » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:48 pm
wahhahaahaha.....
dude this is called the brown bomber. No that's ok, i already shit my pants once this month. LOL
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by Moparty08 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:39 am
well me and my friend when we were young went fishing and caught a fish and planned on cooking it. so we made a fire next to the river and to keep it going you poke it with a stick. nah we were just really more poking it. well the tip of his stick was red hot. i said something to him and he turned and the tip of the stick poked me right about a 1/4 inch under my eye. we were like oh shit and never told anyone.
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by Passt » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:52 am
KrackstaR wrote:i ate something that didnt agree with my stomach and i was rushing home to use the bathroom and I got out the car and didnt make it to the door and i filled my pants right there in the hallway of my apartment.
I won't lie, I did that about a month ago, when the a$$hole hit my car and I was out looking for him.... I realized the severity of the situation about 10 seconds too late... I've never enjoyed a shower so completely.
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by INVUJerry » Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:07 am
OverDrive418 wrote:I was maybe 10 years old or so and at the time Our new house was being built there were only 12 or so in the neighborhood finished, the rest under construction. Myself an another kid went out in the woods and thought it would be cool to make torches out of some sticks and paint rags and gasoline we stole from one of the construction sites.
Long story short that flame spread all around us and up two trees in like 30 seconds...we hauled ass as fast as our bikes could go!
No one got hurt and no property damage but we ended up burning down approximately 10 acres of woods according to the news reports!
I came home all freaked out on the inside trying to be cool on the outside, but smelling like a campfire! My mom knew something was up, and wondered why I had matches in my pocket, and why dozens of fire trucks and helicopters were arriving in the neighborhood...but didn't do a full interogation, just gave me that mom look.
I fessed up a few years ago on a visit to PA. and she said she had a hunch it was me and we laughed our asses off about it!
About 22 years ago my dad was camping, when he heard some kids laughing and "hootin' and hollerin'" (as was the phrase at the time). Long story short, he lost his camping gear and old pickup truck in a blaze that he heard later took up to 10 acres of property!!
YOU BASTARD!

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by theTeejmiester » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:23 am
okay a few years ago before me and my wife were dating i got into drinking and drugs pretty heavy,its amazing i didnt lose my job,or life.anyways there was this girl that no one wanted anything to do with,she was pretty nasty.overweight, slutty.just a mess.anyways my brother and me were drinking and went to a friends house and it just so happens she is there.well i get pretty toasted and she wants to go for a ride in my 98 neon that i had at the time,needless to say when i woke up the next day i hated myself so much.drinking and driving.<<<HER>>>.i ditched my brother, spent my whole paycheck in one night.didnt have enough money to pay my rent. got kicked out,got a sexualy transmitted drippy, scabby thing that needed meds.dented my car up doing brodies.and then was so emberassed that i have lied about the whole thing for four years now,god i was dumb

the things we do as kids. i dont drink anymore cept on weekends,never ever drink and drive.and have been drug free for over three years.and its mostly because of that night
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by racer12306 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:19 am
Back when I was 15, my first car was sitting out back at my parents house. It was a 1993 Dodge Shadow. I would mess around with it and move it, learn how to negotiate the clutch and such. We would start it once a week to keep the battery charged and such.
One day I started up the car, and went off to do other stuff. The next day I was feeding our dogs and realized the car was still running

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It burned aboutt 3/4 of a tank of gas. The cooling system was good, never overheated. A few weeks later my dad realized the gas was really low. He got pissed and thought that someone siphoned the gas out of the tank. I played dumb.
To this day he still thinks someone siphoned the gas out. I don't think I will ever tell him.
