7 Things that will suckify your ride

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:24 pm

Random person posted this and I quite honestly find it very amusing.

http://www.omglists.com/article/88333/7 ... your-ride/

Most of it, if not all of it, is very true. Discuss.

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:36 pm

Suckify

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:39 pm

I would have to agree with all of that...plus some. I love her writing style as well.

Am I the only one that saw the wide-body Civic and though "Damn, that's some good work". So not my style, but pretty impressive.

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:46 pm

That body kit is rediculous. And i agree all of those things can "suckify" your ride but if done right the lift and bodykit can look good. And shes talkin down on decals because shes never seen the 2gn decals...

kornholio788 · Post by **kornholio788** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:53 pm

While some of the things I agree with like the testies on teh backs. For spoilers, big tires, and such. It is all what people want. It is our hobbie. Go fuck yourself if you can't get over it. What hobbie does she have? I have no idea but what ever it is it's a waste of time and money and completely rediculously stupid in my eyes.

Both can play that game bitch.

Paul56 · Post by **Paul56** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:53 pm

The wide body Honda would be an impractical nightmare to live with... unless it is another impractical show vehicle.

Getting in/out a PITA due to the flaring at the bottom, not to mention the flares themselves being snow & rock magnets.

Those rear spoilers look like a park bench with foot rest.

Rear license mounted crooked. Ah yes, one more thing to attract the attention of the cops.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:07 pm

kornholio788 wrote:While some of the things I agree with like the testies on teh backs. For spoilers, big tires, and such. It is all what people want. It is our hobbie. Go fuck yourself if you can't get over it. What hobbie does she have? I have no idea but what ever it is it's a waste of time and money and completely rediculously stupid in my eyes.

Both can play that game bitch.

touchy much?

it's called her opnion man. no need to get all butt hurt because you have a giant spoiler on your car.

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:12 pm

jetas wrote:And shes talkin down on decals because shes never seen the 2GN decals...

Exactly- our decals

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jetas · Post by **jetas** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:28 pm

Paul56 wrote: Getting in/out a PITA due to the flaring at the bottom

HELLO! Theyre called running boards....

kornholio788 · Post by **kornholio788** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:58 pm

Opi wrote:
kornholio788 wrote:While some of the things I agree with like the testies on teh backs. For spoilers, big tires, and such. It is all what people want. It is our hobbie. Go fuck yourself if you can't get over it. What hobbie does she have? I have no idea but what ever it is it's a waste of time and money and completely rediculously stupid in my eyes.

Both can play that game bitch.

touchy much?
it's called her opnion man. no need to get all butt hurt because you have a giant spoiler on your car.

Your just jelous of my rediculous spoiler. And it is called a wing. Thanks

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:03 pm

yes wing

ahhhhh this board cracks me up

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:27 pm

I agree with all of them.

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:57 pm

I disagree with number 7.

Fake testicles on my car is very manly.

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:04 pm

I thought I saw something dangling from your car as you left

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:58 pm

Oh you did? That was the right nut dangling.

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:36 pm

Chibits12 wrote:I disagree with number 7.

Fake testicles on my car is very manly.

One time I was driving behind a truck with blue testies and then a little bit down the road i got infront of that truck... then i noticed that the driver was a girl and that she was the only one in that truck...

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:13 pm

She likes big balls!!!!

I do disagree with some of what she says. Especially about the rims. She stated that basically all rims were ridiculous because you are inside the car and can't see them. Maybe she doesn't ever get out of her piece because she lives in it, but I get out of my car and admire my rims constantly.

My friend had this cavalier....outside blue, door jambs engine bay were yellow, lambo doors, huge ricer spoiler, beat to hell rims, stock motor, faded to shit CF hood, but on his massive stock antenna was this huge ass yellow smiley ball. It was suckification squared. If you want I can find pictures of this beaut.

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:58 pm

I was thinking about getting a big set of brass nuts, and having them from the rear suspension, and lowering the car so that they'd drag on the ground.

Post by **occasional demons** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:59 pm

Haganracing wrote:
Chibits12 wrote:I disagree with number 7.

Fake testicles on my car is very manly.
One time I was driving behind a truck with blue testies and then a little bit down the road i got infront of that truck... then i noticed that the driver was a girl and that she was the only one in that truck...

Maybe she's just proud of all the guys she gave blue balls to.

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:26 pm

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:21 pm

Hahaha!

NeonBluSXT · Post by **NeonBluSXT** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:11 am

That is wayyyy to funny for sure lol.

Jenni · Post by **Jenni** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:58 pm

Hmm, aren't the fake balls for hardcore lesbians???

"Ripped them off..."

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:38 pm

Jenni wrote:Hmm, aren't the fake balls for hardcore lesbians???

"Ripped them off..."

NickKo · Post by **NickKo** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:02 pm

Great link !! I am going to share it with my friends.

LilSparkPlug wrote:My friend had this cavalier....outside blue, door jambs engine bay were yellow, lambo doors, huge ricer spoiler, beat to hell rims, stock motor, faded to shit CF hood, but on his massive stock antenna was this huge ass yellow smiley ball. It was suckification squared. If you want I can find pictures of this beaut.

PLEASE do !!

- Nick

Hudson_Neon · Post by **Hudson_Neon** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:36 pm

god damn it... 5 out of the 7 were gonna bo on my car before carlisle!