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Craz1000
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Post by Craz1000 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:36 pm

^ ran over by a tank because the operator wanted to hear him go "crunchy crunchy"
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Craz1000 wrote:^ while :3some: you realized that :tool1: :biggthumpup:
now that was just uncalled for...
sorry, had to put one up that used a bunch of emoticons adn thats the only thing i can string together that made any cohierent sence
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Post by kc2005ptgt » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:00 pm

^^ Will die trying to use as many emoticons in a post as he can. The emoticons will pop out of the screen and eat his liver.
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Post by Danteneon » Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:21 pm

:laughing3:

^ Will have his heart pierced by the dancing banana in his avatar. Seriously, how long can one banana dance without going crazy?!?!
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by hansken_yo » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:02 pm

^ is going to die from listening to the Peanut Butter Jelly song over and over again
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Post by Danteneon » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:31 pm

^ Is correct :runaway:

^ Will die after contracting a heretofore unheard of disease because of working with complicated brake, suspension and body issues all at once. Since all of these systems are supposed to be worked on at separate times, and Yo is impatient, he will inadvertently create a lethal chemical reaction from the various fluids and metals he encounters.

He will be missed :(
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by Craz1000 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:45 pm

^will be crushed by the shoe of Shaquille O'Nille... in a eewok convention
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Post by 01NeonSnooZer » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:25 am

^Will be crushed by a stampede of Eewoks and an NBA convention
Gimme some chopsticks, I wanna eat rice!

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Post by hansken_yo » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:36 am

^ will die from mistakenly putting chopsticks up in to his nose full of rice instead of his mouth causing him to inhale rice and choke.
Danteneon wrote:^ Is correct :runaway:

^ Will die after contracting a heretofore unheard of disease because of working with complicated brake, suspension and body issues all at once. Since all of these systems are supposed to be worked on at separate times, and Yo is impatient, he will inadvertently create a lethal chemical reaction from the various fluids and metals he encounters.

He will be missed :(
Ouch... so true... soooo true.....
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Post by kc2005ptgt » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:35 pm

^^^ Will rice out his car with chopsticks, and will be killed by 2gn forum members :Shock:
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Post by welchspro » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:23 pm

^will be devoured by hillary clinton
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Post by hansken_yo » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:53 pm

^ will die from the five local police departments in Ellensburg teaming up on you for speeding 5mph over the speed limit and running you off into the Yakima river where you drown.
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Post by 01NeonSnooZer » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:41 pm

^will die when ^^'s ghost comes bank and yanks the steering wheel out of your hand, causing you to veer sharply into a group of Democrats' campaign bus.

^^^Will be killed by retarded Honda drivers
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Post by GrApHite03 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:31 pm

^ has been granted eternal life and will not die...
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:42 pm

^hawaii will finally just sink into the ocean, killing the whole population
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Post by INVUJerry » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:40 pm

^Will realize he's driving a cobalt, and will drive it into a tree.
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Post by racer12306 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:42 pm

^^^broken axle that will come into the drivers area and hit him in the nuts, killing him from the pain
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:43 pm

^prius will explode
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Post by racer12306 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:44 pm

^^^ will get hit by schrapnel from an exploding prius
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Post by INVUJerry » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:53 pm

^Will realize he's driving a Prius, and punch himself to death.
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:54 pm

^bass will explode
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Post by racer12306 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:57 pm

^^^will visit priuschat and die from laughter
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:58 pm

^shot by 2-pac
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Post by INVUJerry » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:26 pm

^Shot by Biggie.
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Post by 60trim » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:01 am

^anoxic brain injury
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2005 Silver Subaru Legacy 2.5GT Turbo -Daily
1990 White SR powered 240sx - My sliding slut.

I miss my neon at times. She treated me well and taught me a lot about cars in general. I will always have a special place in my heart for these cars. Heres to the 2gn community.

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Post by hansken_yo » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:20 am

^ will die from a Dorito overdose, growing from a slim figure to fatbastardish size, eventually becoming so fat from eating his beloved doritos that you eventually no longer have the muscle to swallow, choking on that last chip.
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Post by 60trim » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:38 am

^Interstial Lung disease...slow, painfull death...
2003 Silver SXT - Totalled
2005 Silver Subaru Legacy 2.5GT Turbo -Daily
1990 White SR powered 240sx - My sliding slut.

I miss my neon at times. She treated me well and taught me a lot about cars in general. I will always have a special place in my heart for these cars. Heres to the 2gn community.

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Post by 01NeonSnooZer » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:07 am

^willk have a siezure (Sp?) from watching his own avatar.
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Post by hansken_yo » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:27 am

^ from not going to the doctor for having a boner lasting longer than 4 hours as a result of 60trim's avitar, eventually causing your penis to explode, leading you to commit suicide due to loss of manhood.
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Post by Craz1000 » Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:40 am

^ will be eaten by a circus lion... in a convinence store
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Post by kc2005ptgt » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:46 pm

^ will be eaten by a conveinence store, in a circus. Filled by lions.
SOLD 5/13- 2005 Chrysler PT Cruiser GT Convertible | 2.4L Turbo HO | Bright Silver Metallic
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