How the person above you will die

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Post by jetas » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:49 am

^Preston will run him over with his super fast car
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Post by TheRandom1 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:51 am

^will have a heart attack shortly before reaching Climax High Point... :lol:
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Danteneon wrote:You doing this swap with your tech level is like asking a squirrel to land a 747.

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Post by INVUJerry » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:57 am

^Will die making diahhrea
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So many neons so little time.

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Post by TheRandom1 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:58 am

^is probably right! :lol:
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Danteneon wrote:You doing this swap with your tech level is like asking a squirrel to land a 747.

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Post by TNK » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:02 pm

^excessive masturbation.
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by TheRandom1 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:05 pm

^will die at the hands of his unborn child... he doesn't know his gf is giving birth to a Chuckie doll! :lol:
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Danteneon wrote:You doing this swap with your tech level is like asking a squirrel to land a 747.

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Post by hansken_yo » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:25 pm

^ will die from making that last statement.
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Post by kc2005ptgt » Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:27 pm

^ from saying y0... the "0" will get caught in his throat, choking him to death. People will try the heimlich and then CPR, but they won't understand why nothing is coming out. Last breath will be a fading "oooooooo"
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Post by Nutmeg » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:40 pm

^ Will die because he used his imagination too much for this game
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Post by hansken_yo » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:54 pm

^ from lack of imagination.
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Post by TNK » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:32 pm

^when i carjack him after his car gets fixed
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by Adionik » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:35 pm

^Will get run over by a blue sxt with cf hood and srt bumper


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Post by TNK » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:37 pm

ONOZ!

Adionik will lay down a bike very similar to theone in his sig, at a very high rate of speed, trying to impress some ladies, but in the end, leaving behind nothing but a red smear across the pavement...
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by hansken_yo » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:46 pm

^ from licking diablo's spooge off his car.
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Post by TNK » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:51 pm

^old people. need i say more?
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by Addicted2Boost » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:18 pm

^ will have a stalker waiting for him in his house with a knife because he is showing his plate in his sig pic

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Post by TNK » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:37 pm

^thinks the address that the car is registered to is where i live... hell, ive moved 3 times since i changed my address on my driver's license, but doesnt know that his paranoia about hiding plates will ultimately lead to his demise.
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by TheRandom1 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:43 pm

TurboNeonEs wrote:^ will have a stalker waiting for him in his house with a knife because he is showing his plate in his sig pic
is making it harder for me to kill Tinkerbell now.... STFU! :lol:
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Post by Addicted2Boost » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:50 pm

^ bottles his farts to one day commit suicide

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Post by TheRandom1 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:51 pm

^will get his wang sucked into his turbo and will die of massive blood loss
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Danteneon wrote:You doing this swap with your tech level is like asking a squirrel to land a 747.

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Post by jetas » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:05 pm

^will choke to death on a condom
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1989 Yota PU- "Tammy" -Rest In Pieces...

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Post by TNK » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:46 pm

:laughing3: :rofl: :lol:
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by INVUJerry » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:01 pm

^ATTACKED BY SKUNKS!!
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Post by TNK » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:06 pm

^dies from lack of boost because he never replied when i told him what i wanted for my turbo manifold
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TheRandom1 wrote:My true opinion here is that the only time rubber should be stretched is when it's going over a penis.

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Post by lambostealth » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:21 pm

^Get's a heart attack from wanting.....EVERY car, EVER!
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:23 pm

^dies from too much money
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Post by bone-yard-racing » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:28 pm

^ Hanging out with porn starts (wasnt that you?)
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Post by jetas » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:33 pm

bone-yard-racing wrote:^ Hanging out with porn starts(wasnt that you?)
^ frum mizpeling wuuurdz....
-J.J. | Official I sold my Neon Member #008
86.5 Nissan Hardbody LB- will be for sale soon...

1989 Yota PU- "Tammy" -Rest In Pieces...

2000 Plym Neon- "Stacy" -Sold 3/25/09 =(
Ntyvirus1 wrote:im debadged so i just drive a gray thing.

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Post by Swordfish2Cowboy » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:51 pm

^ rusty spoon coated in anti-coagulant.
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Post by bone-yard-racing » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:51 pm

^ Will be killed by somebody who's typo he pointed out
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