How the person above you will die

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:52 pm

^ killed in a driveby because someone thought he was someone he wasn't.

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:19 pm

^Will get kicked in the face by a horse

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:22 pm

^will get stalked and anally raped before being slit like a fish by a 13 year old girl on Myspace

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:29 pm

^ will die peacefully in his sleep.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:30 pm

^That is just WRONG man!!!!

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:58 pm

^Will die having sex in the missionary position.

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:57 pm

^will have an allergic reaction to aspirin.

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:12 pm

^ will go insane and stab himself to death.

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:50 pm

^Will be asphyxiated by a 500 pound woman during sex

Adionik · Post by **Adionik** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:02 pm

^Giant dildo will fall out of the sky

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:53 am

^ one of the millions of people who hate the color of his car will beat him to death with a tire iron.

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:59 am

^ Getting impaled by a swordfish.

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:41 am

^ will die from driving a stock 2001 neon SE with wheel covers.

contagious18 · Post by **contagious18** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:46 am

^will die from thinkin da 01 was an se when it really was an srt4 swap

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:09 am

^ from living in CA, after they remove all the anti-polution laws and he chokes on the smog on his way out the door to go remove his muffler. Then Arnold Schwartzeneggerhopferheimer shows up and resurects him, only to find out that his spirit is also deathly allergic to carbon monoxide.

Adionik · Post by **Adionik** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:44 am

^Will die after seeing dyno sheet, indicating 101 whp

contagious18 · Post by **contagious18** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:24 am

^will die when his Vtech blows

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:46 am

^After detailing your car, you decide to take it for a spin. At a red light a honda gets next to you and starts revving his 1.6 Liter engine. You floor it, but your accelerator gets stuck. You then crash head on into a short bus.

esteinmaier · Post by **esteinmaier** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:59 pm

^Will die from drowning. Details you ask?

Will be put in one of those David Copperfield tanks, with his ankles chained to the floor, while a midget convention takes turns peeing on his face until the tank is full and his lungs fill with midget urine. Televised, of course.

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:17 pm

^aids

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:43 pm

^while huffing spray paint fumes, he will accidentally inhale the spray paint, which will coat his lungs in a pink covering.

he will die of asphyxiation

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:57 pm

^When skydiving your parachute does not open and you fall to your death.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:07 pm

^sells his turbo'd neon and gets a base model.

Dies in the slowest drag race ever against a stock Civic ES. The real racers behind him hits him at 125 MPH killing him instantly.

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:54 pm

^Died trying to be in a race. A real racecar hits him at 125 MPH, killing him instantly.

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:43 pm

^ Gets beaten to death by Murderface's penis.

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:35 pm

^Like so.

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:52 pm

^Dies when the flywheel of his ATX gets thrown through the floor boards.

Adionik · Post by **Adionik** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:01 am

^Commits suicide after realizing metalocalypse is the stupidest show ever made

contagious18 · Post by **contagious18** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:48 am

^died trying to do a wheelie on his bike

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:26 am

^Whille trying to go "all motor baby"