Art Gallery Joke

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Art Gallery Joke

Post by TheRandom1 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:16 pm

At the National Art Gallery in New York, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused.

The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in the predominately white, patriarchal society.

"In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a Welshman approached the couple and said,

"Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there's no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Welsh coalminers. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."
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Post by KrackstaR » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:33 pm

LOL thats a good one.
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Post by hul kogan » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:39 pm

heh.
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Post by heyitsstock » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:16 pm

nice... lol
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Re: Art Gallery Joke

Post by titansxt » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:24 pm

TheRandom1 wrote:The guy in the middle went home for lunch."
Sounds like he was the one not eating.
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Post by kc2005ptgt » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:51 pm

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Whee!!! I LOL'd out loud at that.
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