Upon further inspection, some bitch put her hair spray bottle on my trunk lid and left it there. Over night I might add, cause when I removed it there was condensation underneath it.
I tossed it onto the ground in a rage all the while not sounding very lady-like. Then realized that the stupid ho would be looking for her full bottle of hair spray. So I picked it up, twisted the lid off it, and dumped all of it out, of which I then dropped the now empty bottle and top into the puddle.
Had I known who put that on my car, I would have instead emptied the contents of the bottle down there throat.
When Chris got home last night after midnight it wasn't on my car, so someone in the midst of sneaking out to cheat on their husband or boyfriend left behind their bottle...I hope all their hair falls out.
Sorry it was so long.



