Craigslist funny

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:31 pm

Be careful when you read this, as you may die of laughter.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/rnr/854952148.html

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:41 pm

Fresh02 · Post by **Fresh02** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:43 pm

dbesade · Post by **dbesade** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:00 pm

King Crab · Post by **King Crab** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:13 pm

Laughter, no I don't think so...... Sad, very sad. The lack of respect for another human being is appalling.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:17 pm

so, i think we can safely assume Sean here was in detroit the other night....

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:25 pm

Nope, not I...

ThrIsNoSpork · Post by **ThrIsNoSpork** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:48 pm

oooh my God.

priceless.

Post by **Diablo0** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:56 pm

That's really mean if it's true but hillarious if it's just a joke. lol

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:12 pm

Aww, I'm too late- it's been flagged for removal so I couldn't read it.

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:15 pm

this is why man made copy + paste

enjoy

I was the tall blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all night long. After the bar closed, we went back to my place for more drinks. After many many drinks we headed back to my bedroom where we started kissing and fondling each other. I even allowed you to get into my panties. I explained to you that I wasn't willing to go " all the way" after just meeting you. Your exact words were " thats ok, we can just lay here and cuddle" i thought that was some of the sweetest words I had ever heard. Little did I know about the ASSHOLE inside you.

I woke up to the birds chirping but couldn't open my right eye, and you were gone. I went and looked in the mirror and saw DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it on my breadspread and headboard. You ing pig, no it dosent end there. I went to thebathroom to wash your filth off and found that not only had you jacked off in my face while I was asleep, but you also took a SHIT on my bathroom floor.

What kind of peice of shit jacks off on someone when they are sleeping and then shits on the floor. I finally got your mess cleaned up and took a long hot shower, and went into my kitchen to make some coffee. There I find you took the entire 12 pack I bought last night along with a fifth of Patron....So lets recap what happened.

I fell asleep thinking this guy was so sweet and was going to have sex with him in the morning, to waking up with dried cum on my face, in my hair, eyes, on my headboard, etc.. and walking into my bathroom to find a turd coiled up on the floor like a snake ready to attack, and to top it all off, you took all the beer and a fifth of $55.00 patron out of my fridge....
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

J-Villa · Post by **J-Villa** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:17 pm

wahahahhahaha

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:19 pm

No wonder that girls think that we're all jerks. So sad.

2k1MotorSport · Post by **2k1MotorSport** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:38 pm

that's great

theTeejmiester · Post by **theTeejmiester** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:24 pm

wow someone copied my MO!!! that sumbitch!!!

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:31 pm

wow...I've got to hand it to some people. They shouldn't be alive.

Now imagine what could have really happened. I could come up with a million stories about some giant random event taking place all while she is sleeping and it wasn't even the guy she went to bed with...

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:39 pm

Wow... you guys sure know how to kill a funny posting.

I'm sure it was a joke, which is why it was flagged and taken down.

theTeejmiester · Post by **theTeejmiester** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:33 pm

hey i am not one of "you guys" am i??? if so i take offense to that and demand that you apologize in front of 2gn for your insult.i am not sure if you know this but the term "guy" is a slur to me.i know that many of you use it with ease but now that i am a post op-transexual i have the right to get offended.....

uh never mind i play i am uh.....

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:55 pm

Uh... then settle down bitch!

theTeejmiester · Post by **theTeejmiester** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:20 pm

oh you moronicpontificatinganaldwellingbanjoplayinginbredknobgobblingmotherfuckeryou!!!......!!.......!!.......its ms bitch to you boy!

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:36 pm

yes ma'am! :p

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:38 pm

other than stealing stuff, I've done that. I missed the eye tho and it was just in her hair. Don't take me home if you're not gonna give me a piece.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:43 pm

I'm not rooming with Wenuden at Carlisle!

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:44 pm

^And you dont feel the least bit bad about it?

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:46 pm

Not really... don't particularly want to wake up after he played ookie cookie on my forehead!

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:02 pm

bone-yard-racing wrote:^And you dont feel the least bit bad about it?

Me? No. I hate dickteases. She deserved what she got.

theTeejmiester · Post by **theTeejmiester** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:52 pm

haha i have jerked off on my wife when she was being a tease like that,left me hanging and i said fuck it."how you like me now!" haha i thought it was funny as shit,she not so much...

2kLX · Post by **2kLX** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:06 pm

ok - that is funny...............

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:05 pm

Chris's 02 · Post by **Chris's 02** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:35 pm

if this is a joke that is absolutely hilarious
but if it's true then that guy should have to eat his own "snake looking, coiled turd" as she so elegantly put it