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Post by **Canada** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:22 pm

Hey Guys / Gals,

I just stumbled upon this from back in April of 2007. I just spent the last 2.5hrs of my life reading the whole thing from pg1.

If you've got some time to kill or are at work and have nothing better to do, you have to read this.

I can't tell you how amazing this guy's story is, I can guarantee that if you read it, you'll not be disappointed.

If you read a few stories, you'll laugh alot, but if you read the whole thing, you'll be a different person after you're done.

Submitted for your time wasting pleasure:

"A Street Sweeper's Tale"

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... genumber=1

mopar4life · Post by **mopar4life** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:15 pm

MOST EPIC INTERWEBS THREAD EVAR!!! I have read it before. The end almost had me in tears at the final blow. Very sad......but the rest, pure interweb comedy gold.

ZeroChad · Post by **ZeroChad** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:59 am

I love how he uses emoticons for the dialogue.

So I take it "gently caress" = Teh F Bomb?

Fuzzyneon · Post by **Fuzzyneon** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:36 pm

so epic i love this

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:04 pm

Wow. You are quite right Chris, those stories have left me...different than I was before. In a good way.

The man is genius.

Oh, and you are right ZeroChad

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:12 pm

read all the stories, but not the thread. he's awesome. i want to be him. i'm gonna apply as a street sweeper tomorrow.

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:37 pm

best thread ever

aperson · Post by **aperson** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:35 am

I just spent the last two hours reading that. I want to be a streetsweeper now.

Adionik · Post by **Adionik** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:39 am

Real sad man...

Post by **Canada** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:46 pm

I thought it was soo cool. I loved the writing style and all the funny stories.

I wish there was more.

FAC3L3SS · Post by **FAC3L3SS** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:13 am

bump for a kinda old thread.

i just sat here for like 4 hours reading them.

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:18 am

BUMP FOR MEW MEMBERS AND A FUNNY AS HELL READ

dvon17 · Post by **dvon17** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:11 am

Caustic, you should copy and paste the story. I'm not sure how I feel about paying $10 just to read it lol

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:44 am

IM AT WORK AND THAT LINK IS BLOCKED HERE, LET ME SEE IF I CAN FIND A FREE LINK.

HEYA GO

http://storylog.com/a-street-sweepers-tale/

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:33 pm

Good stuff

I'm going to go get my shovel and start digging up more 6 year old threads.

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:28 pm

DO IT MOX

r/tguy02 · Post by **r/tguy02** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:55 pm

for once you bump a worthwhile post caustic

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:08 pm

LMAO I TRY

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:46 pm

let's start digging.

sidepipe87 · Post by **sidepipe87** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:46 pm

old as fuck... i somehow missed this the first time. started reading through them friday night and it's worth the read.

2GN.ORG

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