Kia Sephia, 807 WHP

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Kia Sephia, 807 WHP

Post by TNK » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:13 am

so i was leavin the local walmart tonight. and i was behind this Kia Sephia. the license plate was 807 WHP. i found that humorous. :lol:
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Re: Kia Sephia, 807 WHP

Post by 03sxt » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:30 am

TNK wrote:so i was leavin the local walmart tonight. and i was behind this Kia Sephia. the license plate was 807 WHP. i found that humorous. :lol:
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That's pretty funny!

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Post by TNK » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:32 am

:lol:
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Post by glasswars » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:35 am

Did it sound like it had 807 whp?
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Post by TNK » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:40 am

no, it sounded like it had mexican music playing from it and 3 screaming mexi-kids in the back seat. :lol:
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Post by Chibits12 » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:06 am

Mike, you didn't read the disclaimer below the plate in parenthesis:

(Weasel-Horsepower)

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Post by TNK » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:14 am

hahahaha i musta missed the disclaimer on the license plate frame
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Post by contagious18 » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:23 am

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Post by MyNeonSaysHi » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:34 am

Nice. :rofl:

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Post by Danteneon » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:04 pm

Why does everyone find this funny? We were a Kia dealer for a while, and it is a known fact that these cars put down some incredible horsepower. The 807 is a bit of an stretch, but it's close. Let me see what I can dig up...

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Kia North America wrote:While the Sephia is an economical car, Kia is dedicated to provide the most car for the money. As such, the Sephia will deliver 795hp and 682tq which should put it in a class all to itself
So there you have it. Who's laughing now?
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Re: Kia Sephia, 807 WHP

Post by lilnicko11 » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:08 pm

TNK wrote:so i was leavin the local walmart tonight. and i was behind this Kia Sephia. the license plate was 807 WHP. i found that humorous. :lol:
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Post by Danteneon » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:09 pm

Alright, look...I am quite proud of the post I made and not ONE comment on it. :cussing:

Ummm...you do know it was a joke? Right? Did I go too far? I sorry :(

*grumble grumble...damn brilliance not being recognized ..grumble*
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Post by 03sxt » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:43 pm

I don't think you gave everyone enough time to see your post.

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Post by Danteneon » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:50 pm

I gave them plenty of time! No excuse!!!


BTW, I was just kidding about the no response thing.
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Post by heyitsstock » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:50 pm

Danteneon wrote:Alright, look...I am quite proud of the post I made and not ONE comment on it. :cussing:

Ummm...you do know it was a joke? Right? Did I go too far? I sorry :(

*grumble grumble...damn brilliance not being recognized ..grumble*
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Post by v95 » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:22 pm

dude that funny as hell thats like my cousion who has a yugo and it say fstr thn u
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Post by TNK » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:26 pm

i was gonna laugh at your comment dante, but since you decided to be a whiney bitch about it, NO COMMENT FOR YOU!
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Post by Danteneon » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:47 pm

Fine! I didn't want your stinky old comment anyway!


*goes into corner and slaps self*


This is going to be really hard to keep this up you know :lol:
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Post by TNK » Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:48 am

*assists dante with the slappin of hisself*


on another note, my roommates gf's great dane knocked me on my ass tonight while trying to take him out to shit.
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Post by ragek23 » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:09 am

when i was autocrossing in Hartford CT there was a guy watching the event who brought a boosted Sophia. It was pretty funny.

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Post by Danteneon » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:02 pm

ragek23 wrote:when i was autocrossing in Hartford CT there was a guy watching the event who brought a boosted Sophia. It was pretty funny.
:shock: wow.
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Post by bone-yard-racing » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:20 pm

There is a guy here who runs a mostly stock Rio wagon with an atx and a bunch of lord of the rings shit painted on it, nice guy though.
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