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my new GF and my new integra >_<

Post by heyitsstock » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:14 pm

DMND #57 What your girlfriend is pregnant?
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Post by ZeroChad » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:00 pm

Wow thats sad. The fact that he took those horrible pictures, and the replies to them.

This one made me laugh though.
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Post by Mopar_Korean » Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:03 pm

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Post by fixitmattman » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:17 am

:shock:

Epic Comment from my girlfriend:

She has an unfortuante face :rofl:
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Post by Panhead » Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:28 am

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Post by TNK » Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:46 am

egads. i wouldnt touch that with diablo's dick.
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Post by TheRandom1 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:06 am

I wouldn't hit it with Xtian's SRT! :rofl:

Oh damn, this is fucking epic...
Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her.
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Post by TNK » Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:14 am

i laughed so hard when i read that post.
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Post by Chibits12 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:56 am

Looks so creepy... I'm scared. :(
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Post by TNK » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:24 am

it seriously looks like a Peterbilt hit that bitch smack dab in the cock sucker.
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Post by c987long » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:43 am

this is all over the forums, i was just reading about it on my local forum
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Post by kevo » Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:23 am

Girl is definitely not my type. At the same time, ridiculing her and all of the other crap that is going on in those boards is just flat out immature. A testament to where the internet is heading towards.

For all we know, we are just as ugly to others as she is to us.

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Post by 03sxt » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:20 pm

Yeah, no likey.

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Post by hansken_yo » Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:36 pm

My monitor just cracked!!!!! :runaway:
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Post by MyNeonSaysHi » Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:53 pm

Tranny>?

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Post by fixitmattman » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:22 pm

kevo wrote:Girl is definitely not my type. At the same time, ridiculing her and all of the other crap that is going on in those boards is just flat out immature. A testament to where the internet is heading towards.

For all we know, we are just as ugly to others as she is to us.
I know I'm ugly, I'm just not dumb enough to dress up in a bikini and pose for an integra with a dog in the drivers seat :rofl:

My girlfriend is the absolutely most beautiful person in the world to me. This is the #1 reason I would never ask her to do something like that, let alone post it on the interwebs.
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Post by TheRandom1 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:14 pm

I know I'm ugly, but I have no problem putting on a dress and whoring it up a bit. I also don't put up a fight when people say I'm ugly. That's their opinion, and they're free to have it. Even if it is wrong, lol.
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Post by racer12306 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:23 pm

Sean, your an ugly sumbitch



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Post by hansken_yo » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:03 pm

racer12306 wrote:Sean, your an ugly sumbitch until you put quarters in your nose....



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Post by TheRandom1 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:10 pm

So quarters in my nose turns you on, eh Hansken? You sick sick bitch... :lol:
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Post by Chris's 02 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:17 pm

wow...thats a face only a mother could love...

...if the mother just happened to be blind
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Post by jrumann59 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:23 pm

Anyone thats been to Carlisle and knows me knows where I stand on asian chic's. You stupid white boys can have them, shit I wish there was a law that says you can have 2.
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Post by Swordfish2Cowboy » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:11 pm

jrumann59 wrote:Anyone thats been to Carlisle and knows me knows where I stand on asian chic's. You stupid white boys can have them, shit I wish there was a law that says you can have 2.
Me too. :laughing3:
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Post by TheRandom1 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:13 pm

Is that like asking for 2nds at dinner?
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Post by Chris's 02 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:14 pm

TheRandom1 wrote:Is that like asking for 2nds at dinner?
no, it's just two scoops of rice
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Post by lilnicko11 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:30 pm

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Fuckin' tree huggin' liberals......

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Post by jrumann59 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:45 pm

Chris's 02 wrote:
TheRandom1 wrote:Is that like asking for 2nds at dinner?
no, it's just two scoops of rice
And whole lot of head aches
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Post by slow2.0ts13 » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:17 am

ughh im at a loss for words.
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Post by Maddog » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:51 am

fixitmattman wrote:
kevo wrote:Girl is definitely not my type. At the same time, ridiculing her and all of the other crap that is going on in those boards is just flat out immature. A testament to where the internet is heading towards.

For all we know, we are just as ugly to others as she is to us.
I know I'm ugly, I'm just not dumb enough to dress up in a bikini and pose for an integra with a dog in the drivers seat :rofl:

My girlfriend is the absolutely most beautiful person in the world to me. This is the #1 reason I would never ask her to do something like that, let alone post it on the interwebs.
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