The Wedding test

LowNSlow · Post by **LowNSlow** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:51 pm

Oldie but goodie..

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:09 pm

lol oh shit.

lilnicko11 · Post by **lilnicko11** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:35 pm

OMG THAT IS AWESOME.....I was gonna say. It was def sounding like a trick but if it wasn't in any other case, it would be hard as ever to not do something. haha .

Swordfish2Cowboy · Post by **Swordfish2Cowboy** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:51 pm

lilnicko11 wrote:OMG THAT IS AWESOME.....I was gonna say. It was def sounding like a trick but if it wasn't in any other case, it would be hard as ever to not do something. haha .

For you, maybe.

Adionik · Post by **Adionik** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:05 am

Do not keep condoms in the car.

They get hot and have a tendency to break.

I now have 7 kids.

blue demon02 · Post by **blue demon02** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:24 am

Adionik wrote:Do not keep condoms in the car.

They get hot and have a tendency to break.

I now have 7 kids.

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:33 pm

haha^^

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:34 pm

LMFAOOOOOO awesome!

silverneon01 · Post by **silverneon01** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:35 pm

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:59 pm

Adionik wrote:Do not keep condoms in the car.

They get hot and have a tendency to break.

I now have 7 kids.

now i needa throw those away

sxt03 · Post by **sxt03** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:34 am

lmao, thats awesome!

GreeNeons03 · Post by **GreeNeons03** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:39 am

Adionik wrote:Do not keep condoms in the car.

They get hot and have a tendency to break.

I now have 7 kids.

Unless you have a Caliber. Then you can keep them in the chill zone. lol

NiteHawk · Post by **NiteHawk** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:03 am

thats an old one, but definitely funny as hell none the less

teamliviD · Post by **teamliviD** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:31 am

i would have failed.

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:21 am

Honestly if this chick is whoring it up as much as she is in the story who is going to think that she isnt packing the typical whore nightstand contents? I've just over thought the joke havent I

NiteHawk · Post by **NiteHawk** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:03 pm

very, yes....but you do have a point.....

Knight · Post by **Knight** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:17 pm

This was a trjoan commercial lol.... But hilarious none less

lilnicko11 · Post by **lilnicko11** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:56 pm

Adionik wrote:Do not keep condoms in the car.

They get hot and have a tendency to break.

I now have 7 kids.

2GN.ORG

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