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Post by ZeroChad » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:00 pm

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Post by bombtrack07 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:02 pm

ROFL
Brother will kill brother Spilling blood across the land
Killing for religion Something I don't understand
Fools like me, who cross the sea And come to foreign lands
Ask the sheep, for their beliefs Do you kill on God's command?
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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:02 pm

i <3 pedobear
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Post by J-Villa » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:18 pm

aw so cute and cuddly
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Post by jetas » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:18 pm

lol so who got bored and did that??
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Post by JeffM » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:20 pm

Hahaha wow. Boredom = yes?
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Post by bombtrack07 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:38 pm

boredom = creativity
Brother will kill brother Spilling blood across the land
Killing for religion Something I don't understand
Fools like me, who cross the sea And come to foreign lands
Ask the sheep, for their beliefs Do you kill on God's command?
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Post by INVUJerry » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:53 pm

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Post by heyitsstock » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:17 pm

whoa whoa whoa you cant do that on here!!!





...goes to find post.... damn what was that in that i got bitched at for just saying pedobear
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Post by TNK » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:23 pm

i dont get it...
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Post by Anonymous User » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:25 pm

lol.....me and a couple friends have pedobear decals on the back of our cars.
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Post by heyitsstock » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:31 pm

HA found it

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like half way down invujerry gave me shit for saying pedobear
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Post by TNK » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:37 pm

for fuck's sake, WHAT IS PEDOBEAR!
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Post by heyitsstock » Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:08 am

lol im not answering that one again
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Post by GreeNeons03 » Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:10 am

Google it. :rofl:
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Post by moparman00 » Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:45 am

http://pedobear.org/3.html

It's PedoBear!! - Run for your Poopers!

Information about PedoBear.

We got bored and googled ourselves.
Apparently the word on the tubes is,
you don't know Who/What PedoBear Is...
(tank god we made teh site)


Genus : Pais Ursidae - Hairy / Furry Mammal
Diet: Loli's / Carnivore
Nocturnal unless hunting.

Commonly Known as 'Pedo-Bear',
It hunts rural and urban enviroments alike,
searching for un-suspecting underage (Loli) female humans.


(Notes:) Typically Tagged and Released back into
General Population with hopes of Rehabilitation.
Can be easily found on local Sex Offender Websites
or by the mandatory Sex offender Sign in front of his
Cave / Dwelling.

A-typical hunting patterns are useless, as the Pedobear Typically leaves no evidence found at the sight of a
Loli-Attack, only the occasional signs of a struggle
and the ever so rare, semen/DNA sample..


Females are the target, Since Pedobear appears to be a huge cuddly teddy bear. Unbenounced and naive, the child is savagely (imo)devoured.

Typical Behavior Suggests that this PedoBear Contains Semi-Human Consiousness with full ability to operate technology, computers and even heavy machinery.


He's able to Show up at a Sleepover or a Pillow Fight in a moments Notice. Able to instant message a 12 year old on Myspace IM in a moments Notice. Lurks around message boards waiting for the admins to fall asleep.
Can be heard in the wild, howling 'CP!! GET IT!'

Mainly Observed on Social Sites Like MySpace,
FaceBook and sometimes even CraigsList.

Known to also stalk around windows at night.




Who is PedoBear?:
Pedo Bear basically boils down to an Internet predator of minors. P.B, is your a-typical child molester, or basically anyone who does horrible things to minors. On or Offline.
The FBI and Local Police Dept would love to talk to him.
So, if you're PedoBear, You might want to give them a call.

Why A (Cartoon) Bear, You Might Ask?
Well, mainly for the view of Danger, as in someone looking at a Bear. Yes, he may be cute and furry...
but the odds really are.. It'd Rip your Face off.
(ask the bear dude) So The Same Rules Apply.

There is Also Speculation about the Homosexual
sterotype of 'Bears',
I.E.: Someone who is extremely hairy, and overweight.

To make this point clear... Homosexuals are not Pedophiles.. Only Pedophiles are Pedophiles.
Pedobear is just a PedoBear.

The Pedo bear graphic is just a simple sterotype, made into a lovable cartoon character for the sake of general humor and supreme product placement.

Pedo Bear typically is shown stealing children, running from the FBI and occasionally limping around missing a foot (From a Failed FBI Bear Trap)

Just an Added Disclaimer
For the Really Stupid People :

There are No Bears who Roam the Internet or 4chan looking for Children.
Only teh Human's can be a PedoBear.
I think...

Why did we make this site?

For Public Awareness.. I figured if I made something that
could be used to start conversations about pedobear/internet predators, I figured it'd be worth it.
Not to mention, typical PedoBear photo's are a riot and should be shared.

I just did this cuz I thought a ton of the PB pics were funny as hell(as my twisted sense of humor) and thought I would share them and help people to identify pedobears in the 'wild'..

And don't mention this, but to help all you n00bz be in on the big joke...that is...and will always be...
The Immor(t)al PedoBear.


-Notice to Idiots.-
We Do Not Support Pedo-Bear
or Child Abuse / Rape / Pillaging,
Nor The Fucked up Actions of Others,
and Proabbly Including You.

We Also do not condone the Abuse of children or any of that crap.
We might have a twisted sense of humor, but We're Not heartless Monsters.

We cried 4 times for 7lbs.
So suck it.


PedoBear Stickers, PedoBear T-Shirts,
Pedo Bear Pictures , Even Pedo Bear Costumes,
All of your pedobear Needs in One Place.


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Post by ZeroChad » Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:40 am

You forgot the pedobear song

If you go down to the woods today,

You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
For ev'ry Pedo that ever there was,
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Pedo Bears have their picnic.
Ev'ry Pedo Bear who's "sportin' wood",
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous lolis to lick,
And wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees where nobody sees,
They'll chase and rape as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the Pedo Bears have their picnic!
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Post by jetas » Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:55 pm

:rofl:
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Post by INVUJerry » Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:20 pm

Link contains some nudity!

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pedobear

Wasn't anything personal about the newfag thing, just forgot to get back to you on it!

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Pedobear originated from 4chan.org, and the /b/ section. I just broke rules 1 and 2.

Game, set and match.

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Post by Mr Josh Zombie » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:53 am

Rule 34 is my favorite rule of the interwebs. If it exists, there is porn of it.

*stands up*

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