I want a system that talks to me
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I want a system that talks to me
Was watching someone do a cluster diagnostic test a while back on here and their alarm system talked to them and said it was disarmed or something. Who makes those? What should I ask for when trying to find one? Voice response? I've looked a bit and found alarms that will "warn" people "in a stern voice" if they hit your car or some shit, I'm not too worried about that. I want a siren outside and a Siren inside.
Help.
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You should better find yourself a nice girlfriend. Believe me - it's better to have a real girlfriend than dreaming of your cars nice voice.Swordfish2Cowboy wrote:sexy voice tell me hello.
The voice is just the first step. Later you will sit on your knees and try to stick "something" in your exhaust while pushing the remote...
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Yeah, stay away from the TB! The throttle plate might not like you!Swordfish2Cowboy wrote:Mmmmmm, exhaust pipe.
Notice no one ever talks about the throttle snapping shut?
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Probably shouldn't listen to anything your penis says, that guy's a dick.
Too much time spent here is a sign of a bad case of Ownaneonvirus.Patience, of course, is a very powerful weapon, but sometimes I start to regret that it is not a firearm.
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Viper was one of the first compannies to comeout with "THE talking alarm"" I dont think you will find one except maybe used. I last installed one in like 94. LOL. As for siren I have a tone lying around if you want one and for the insid ei recommend piezo siren. They are a pressure siren and mess with your ears. I have two in each outer vents. LOUD as hell. Let me know if you want a siren. As for the piezo Im out at the moment but I can get them no problem.
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Haven't really decided on the type of tone I want, but the pressure siren sounds like a good option for the interior. Hopefully I figure out how to use it well enough that it never goes off on me. 
I dunno, my friend is big into electronics, I'll just have to talk more with him and see what he says. He says it's fairly simple.
I dunno, my friend is big into electronics, I'll just have to talk more with him and see what he says. He says it's fairly simple.
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DEI makes a piezo siren
https://www.directedstore.com/cgi-bin/c ... ory%3DA_SE
and back on topic as for talking alarms
http://www.sonicelectronix.com/item_362 ... +516U.html
http://www.sonicelectronix.com/item_611 ... +516L.html
http://www.sonicelectronix.com/item_140 ... R-MP-.html
if thats what uir lookin for
https://www.directedstore.com/cgi-bin/c ... ory%3DA_SE
and back on topic as for talking alarms
http://www.sonicelectronix.com/item_362 ... +516U.html
http://www.sonicelectronix.com/item_611 ... +516L.html
http://www.sonicelectronix.com/item_140 ... R-MP-.html
if thats what uir lookin for
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gime a couple of bucks a month ill chill in the trunk everytime u open the car ill say "hello" when u leave "goodbye"Swordfish2Cowboy wrote:Okay, but normally aren't these noises broadcasted outside of the car? Like the "armed" audible? I want to hop into my car, turn my key, and have some sexy voice tell me hello.
ill even tell you to slow down when u speeding for a few extra bucks!!!
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THANKS. I was tryin to find a good pic. Ididnt even know anyone still carried those dei modules. LOL. As an FYI Scytek sucks!! Used to install a couple of their units and they were all junk. Thanks again.trinity_rush2001 wrote:DEI makes a piezo siren
https://www.directedstore.com/cgi-bin/c ... ory%3DA_SE
and back on topic as for talking alarms
http://www.sonicelectronix.com/item_362 ... +516U.html
http://www.sonicelectronix.com/item_611 ... +516L.html
http://www.sonicelectronix.com/item_140 ... R-MP-.html
if thats what uir lookin for
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Yeah I'm interested in these creatures....especially for $20 a piece.Caraudioholic24 wrote:Yea let me know I will be glad to help. That goes for anyone.
Crystal let me know if your interested. I can throw my dash back together and you can hear mine go off. They hurt pretty bad if you get stuck in the car. LOL




