Am I insane?

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Am I insane?

Post by TheRandom1 » Sun May 17, 2009 10:43 am

Well, we already figured out I'm retarded, so I figured I'd post a new thread this one going over what kind of stupidity I partook in last night at my friend Jen's wedding.

The wedding itself was a fairly typical wedding except for the parent who wouldn't take their fucking kid outside when it wouldn't shut the hell up. Really irritates me.

Get to the reception, have a drink or two and start talking about the pond right outside the window. People start offering me money to jump in it. I mention that for 100 bucks I'll strip down and swim to the fountain in the middle (complete with lights that change color).

My roommate threw down a hundo and we went outside. Down to my skivvies and into the water I went. It was fucking COLD!!!!! Made it to the fountain, popped up and sat down for a second, then swam back.

All without security being called.

The best part? Apparently there were 2 other weddings going on, so I had a HUGE audience of people watching me. I am now a fucking legend.
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Post by JeffM » Sun May 17, 2009 10:51 am

Hahaha nice! I wouldn't say insane, maybe... well take your pick:

Synonyms for insane: batty, bizarre, cracked, crazed, crazy, cuckoo, daft, demented, derailed, deranged, fatuous, frenzied, idiotic, impractical, irrational, irresponsible, loony, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, of unsound mind, off one's rocker, out of one's mind, paranoid, preposterous, psychopathic, psychotic, rabid, raging, raving, schizophrenic, screwy, senseless, touched, unhinged, unsettled, wild.

I'd do the same thing for $100.
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Post by TheRandom1 » Sun May 17, 2009 11:02 am

The part I find funniest is that I would have done it for free, they just weren't pushing the right buttons, lol.
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Post by SOKADAO954 » Sun May 17, 2009 11:54 am

dude u have been a legend, you just did not know. :lol:
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Post by TheRandom1 » Sun May 17, 2009 12:14 pm

:lol:
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Post by Paul56 » Sun May 17, 2009 2:53 pm

Breaking news: watch for the video to appear on YouTube. :rofl:
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Post by jetas » Sun May 17, 2009 2:54 pm

thats awesome. IDK how to swim but i wud have done that shit fr 100 bills too. haha
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Post by TheRandom1 » Sun May 17, 2009 4:45 pm

There is a sorta vid out there already, my roommate was broadcasting live using Qik software, but it's only 16 seconds and you can't see anything. So it's pretty useless. Feel free to take a looke if you'd prefer.

qik.com/rwshow it's the newest vid.
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Post by fearingdark » Sun May 17, 2009 4:50 pm

i woulda no-balls'd you into it....
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Post by TheRandom1 » Sun May 17, 2009 4:51 pm

They tried that earlier. I told them to show me the money and I'd do it.

They did, so I did. :lol:
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Post by hansken_yo » Mon May 18, 2009 12:40 am

I wouldn't say that your insane, but you sure are pushing this retarded thing to a whole new level :rofl:
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Post by Passt » Mon May 18, 2009 1:54 am

For $100 bucks I'd have been right there with you lol.
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Post by Midnight_Rider » Mon May 18, 2009 4:22 am

"Ai I insane?" Is that a rhetorical question? :rofl:













Just kidding, couldn't resist. :D
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Post by NickKo » Tue May 19, 2009 1:19 pm

So not only are you RETARDED, you are also INSANE, as well. :lol: :rofl:

NEXT time, do a 'naked Sean' and take vids.
THEN you will be a LEDGEND as well !! :thumbup: :rofl: :rofl:

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Post by TheRandom1 » Tue May 19, 2009 1:23 pm

Nick, it's mildly creepy that an old man such as yourself would want to see Naked Sean... :lol:
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Post by NickKo » Tue May 19, 2009 1:26 pm

TheRandom1 wrote:Nick, it's mildly creepy that an old man such as yourself would want to see Naked Sean... :lol:
No, I do NOT want to see that..... :lol: .... but you did have that nickname here on the board for a while, didn't you ?? "Naked Sean" ?? :lol:
So, why not LIVE UP to it ??!?! :lol:

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Post by TheRandom1 » Tue May 19, 2009 1:27 pm

It's a nickname IRL, not on teh boards...
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