So I found God; In traffic.

Phasmatis · Post by **Phasmatis** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:03 pm

I forgot about this picture. Going through my old pics on my camera i found it.

This picture was taken last year in Lapeer, Michigan whilst I was turning left in traffic. I guess the proof that its me and not stolen off the interweb is that you can kind of see a black srt in the reflection

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:29 pm

hahaha

Post by **Diablo0** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:32 pm

I saw Jesus down here about a month back while out riding.

Here's his car that he was driving. You can't read it but it was covered in bible passages.

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Wed May 27, 2009 2:16 pm

^^Is it only me or does anyone else find it ironic that the car is passing a "Road Closed" sign?

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:00 pm

dude thats hilarious

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:14 pm

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This thread made me laugh my ass off! "I saw Jesus driving...." I see those kinds of cars all the time! Bible passages, jesus license plates, fish symbols everywhere preaching as they drive down Route 95. It's kinda like saying "I don't give a fuck if you don't go to church you will listen to me anyways!"

benzsxt · Post by **benzsxt** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:35 pm

How come everyone that has a religious personalized plate always has a real nice new Mercedes, Lexus, or BMW? Everytime I see one of these I tell my wife we need to get some new plates. So we can be BLESSD or PRAISD. I like OMYGOD!!

joelrgr · Post by **joelrgr** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:56 pm

Midnight_Rider wrote:^^Is it only me or does anyone else find it ironic that the car is passing a "Road Closed" sign?

Foo'! Jesus has no boundaries...well except women...lmao

Post by **Diablo0** » Thu May 28, 2009 11:27 am

benzsxt wrote:How come everyone that has a religious personalized plate always has a real nice new Mercedes, Lexus, or BMW? Everytime I see one of these I tell my wife we need to get some new plates. So we can be BLESSD or PRAISD. I like OMYGOD!!

Where do you think the money from the collection plate goes? lol

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Thu May 28, 2009 11:47 am

benzsxt wrote:How come everyone that has a religious personalized plate always has a real nice new Mercedes, Lexus, or BMW?

Phasmatis wrote:

You call that a Mercedes?

I love seeing those kind of cars on the road. It's always nice to get a good laugh every once in a while.

benzsxt · Post by **benzsxt** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:10 pm

No but from where I am from thats where you see them. There is a big time minister here who built a 8 million dollar home and at the front of his property he built each of his 2 kids million dollar homes. I am in the wrong business but I am at least one step closer to heaven than him!

SOKADAO954 · Post by **SOKADAO954** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:42 pm

benzsxt wrote:No but from where I am from thats where you see them. There is a big time minister here who built a 8 million dollar home and at the front of his property he built each of his 2 kids million dollar homes. I am in the wrong business but I am at least one step closer to heaven than him!

Post by **Diablo0** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:09 pm

benzsxt wrote:No but from where I am from thats where you see them. There is a big time minister here who built a 8 million dollar home and at the front of his property he built each of his 2 kids million dollar homes. I am in the wrong business but I am at least one step closer to heaven than him!

"Please call... 1-866-555-4651 and order my DVD... you to can pray at home when you order my DVD, CD, VHS, Book, Audio Book, T-Shirt, and Bumper Sticker... all for 12.5 easy payments of $39.99. But wait there's more! If you call within the next 3 minutes we'll also include this handy reading light, at $.63 cent value, yours today free if you call in the next 3 minutes!"

"Hello... I saw the commercial on the picture box... I'd like 7 of them please. Credit Card? I don't have one of those but when I receive my social security check tomorrow I will put it in the mail addressed to you."

Speeder · Post by **Speeder** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:41 pm

kplaya186 · Post by **kplaya186** » Thu May 28, 2009 9:21 pm

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:01 pm

Post by **occasional demons** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:25 pm

Diablo0 wrote:
benzsxt wrote:No but from where I am from thats where you see them. There is a big time minister here who built a 8 million dollar home and at the front of his property he built each of his 2 kids million dollar homes. I am in the wrong business but I am at least one step closer to heaven than him!
"Please call... 1-866-555-4651 and order my DVD... you to can pray at home when you order my DVD, CD, VHS, Book, Audio Book, T-Shirt, and Bumper Sticker... all for 12.5 easy payments of $39.99. But wait there's more! If you call within the next 3 minutes we'll also include this handy reading light, at $.63 cent value, yours today free if you call in the next 3 minutes!"

"Hello... I saw the commercial on the picture box... I'd like 7 of them please. Credit Card? I don't have one of those but when I receive my social security check tomorrow I will put it in the mail addressed to you."

So true, and sad....
Oral Roberts got $11000 of my Great Grandmother's money. When she passed away, my grandma had to dig into her own savings to pay for the funeral those funds were supposed to be for.

I will now refrain from a lengthy rant.

benzsxt · Post by **benzsxt** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:52 pm

I dont know how to add a pic but my tags on my Neon are LXY666 it freaks people out. I have had people park next to me, get out, look at my car and my tags and go back and move to another spot. I have had people tell me that its bad to have a red car with 666. I could really care less!

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Fri May 29, 2009 3:23 am

benzsxt wrote:I dont know how to add a pic but my tags on my Neon are LXY666 it freaks people out. I have had people park next to me, get out, look at my car and my tags and go back and move to another spot.

So you have no door dings on your car, right?

kplaya186 wrote:

benzsxt · Post by **benzsxt** » Fri May 29, 2009 6:11 pm

NONE!!!

2GN.ORG

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