you know you drive a neon when

Adionik · Post by **Adionik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:39 pm

sidepipe87 wrote:
Adionik wrote:
SOKADAO954 wrote:unless it's an srt4.
but when i try to catch up they haul ass thinking i want to race them.
Well what the hell is one supposed to think when you coming hauling ass upon them?

fuckin SRT owners..

Jealousy will get you nowhere my friend

2.4T > 2.0

srtjesse · Post by **srtjesse** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:44 pm

you know you drive a neon when you make a hole on the bottom of the spare tire compartment to drain out all the water you collect in the trunk lol

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:56 pm

When your neon runs a 13.5 and the SRT's at the track (with stage 1, spiking 18, holding 15) run mid 14's.

LowNSlow · Post by **LowNSlow** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:07 pm

invujerry wrote:When your neon runs a 13.5 and the SRT's at the track (with stage 1, spiking 18, holding 15) run mid 14's.

Terrible drivers....lol

RADARsx 2.0 · Post by **RADARsx 2.0** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:28 pm

you know you drive a neon when you mechanic sends you a christmas card and invites you over for turkey dinner lol..

(not mine...gf said it )

sicndahead · Post by **sicndahead** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:57 pm

kornholio788 wrote:You know you drive a neon when your friends make fun of the car you own yet their gfs would rather ride with you than them.

At least thats how it work with me in my bagged, lamboed, sound systemed, kitted, painted interior neon. haha.

agreed

j-king · Post by **j-king** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:00 am

you know you drive a neon when every time i freaking rains your worried about water getting in the trunk

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:40 am

You know you drive a Neon when you're SO excited you can fit 8" tires.

SOKADAO954 · Post by **SOKADAO954** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:27 pm

you know u drive a neon when you look on craigslist and ebay everyday for neon's around your area for sale.

DuhNeon179 · Post by **DuhNeon179** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:36 pm

j-king wrote:you know you drive a neon when every time i freaking rains your worried about water getting in the trunk

that is so dam true....or when you wash your car after bird craps all over it....

You know you drive a neon when you make it your car in a racing video game....

FML

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:44 pm

Just a note...

If you are getting water in your trunk/floor, you know it's a cheap and easy fix....right?

SOKADAO954 · Post by **SOKADAO954** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:45 pm

Danteneon wrote:Just a note...

If you are getting water in your trunk/floor, you know it's a cheap and easy fix....right?

i do not have to think about it no more.

DoubtedNeon · Post by **DoubtedNeon** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:05 pm

Danteneon wrote:Just a note...

If you are getting water in your trunk/floor, you know it's a cheap and easy fix....right?

please explain!

threadjack sry..

sidepipe87 · Post by **sidepipe87** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:06 pm

^ fix you're effin tail light gaskets!!

you know you drive a neon when..... Colton still needs to paint his door handles red.

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:09 pm

Here you go...

viewtopic.php?t=38709&highlight=tail+lamp+gasket

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:14 pm

You know you drive a Neon when all you here is "I'm lowered on Blues and Prokits."

Right, Ryan?

sidepipe87 · Post by **sidepipe87** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:16 pm

what'd you say? I was too busy installin my

TOKYOS AND A PRO KIT, Y0!

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:17 pm

Cabbs · Post by **Cabbs** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:21 pm

You know you drive a Neon when your friend in the back seat bitches at you for having non-power rear windows.

Adionik · Post by **Adionik** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:15 pm

Why the hell are you guys getting water in your trunk? I have never gotten water in there or my backseat...

Post by **racer12306** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:20 pm

It happens when this wet substance falls from the sky. I know you guys were dry as hell all summer. When I was there at the beginning of the month it rained for the first time in like 2 months

hansken_yo · Post by **hansken_yo** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:26 pm

I live in Seattle and have never had water get in my trunk or back seat... IDK what you guys do to get it

Adionik · Post by **Adionik** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:34 pm

racer12306 wrote:It happens when this wet substance falls from the sky. I know you guys were dry as hell all summer. When I was there at the beginning of the month it rained for the first time in like 2 months

What is this wet substance from the sky you speak of?

esteinmaier · Post by **esteinmaier** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:44 pm

You know you drive a neon when you have to have more than one.

You know you drive a neon when you have trouble deciding whether to keep your sway bars on for better handling or take them off for weight reduction.

You know you drive a neon when you're racing a Honda, and a large metal object falls out of your engine compartment, so you promtply say "F it, that was fun" and drive another 5 miles without checking to see what fell off.

You know you drive a neon when you have more invested in your engine than your car.

You know you drive a neon when you get rear ended for $2200 in damage, and the insurance company offers you $860 and wants the car. You promptly take the car to the track with the pushed in bumper and trunk lid and still run 117mph.

You know you drive a neon when you pull up to the tech line expecting to have to pass tech for 10.49, and they don't even want to see under the hood before they give you a car number.

You know you drive a neon when you race a Cobra and beat him, and he immediately wants to race again because he can't believe it just happened.

You know you drive a neon when you are disappointed to see your gas mileage drop below 40 when the weather gets colder.

You know you drive a neon when you are jealous of your buddy that has power steering.

You know you drive a neon when you have a serious discussion about which brand of spray paint to use to paint your car.

You know you drive a neon when you love the POS enough to get on message boards daily and look at threads like this one.

j-king · Post by **j-king** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:33 pm

you know you drive a neon when your driving and every guy in a fucking srt 4 slows down to just stare at your lip kit and srt 4 wing and srt 4 rims

srtjesse · Post by **srtjesse** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:15 pm

lol at estemeiner

you know you drive a neon when all you do is sit at home and search craigslist to see if you can score more neons for under 500 bucks ( i just got a 2000 dodge neon with a bad fuel pump in mint condition for 400 guy said that the valve seals were bad and thats why the car didnt start lol )

you know you drive a neon when you are so desperate for hp that you take off your power steering and ac. and you live in las vegas were its 120+ almost year round

esfan · Post by **esfan** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:43 am

this thread is so funny

Speeder · Post by **Speeder** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:04 pm

You know you drive a neon when you love the POS enough to get on message boards daily and look at threads like this one.

i love it.....

neonslg09 · Post by **neonslg09** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:41 pm

Danteneon wrote:
Neon4Life wrote:you know u drive a neon when you look at the backseat and say dam its too small..

ill just leave it at that.

lol.
What do you mean? Neons have very generous back seats. You can store lots of stuff back there. Unless....you mean....*gasp!*

It can be done. Trust me

i totally second that lol

RADARsx 2.0 · Post by **RADARsx 2.0** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:48 pm

neonslg09 wrote:
Danteneon wrote:
Neon4Life wrote:you know u drive a neon when you look at the backseat and say dam its too small..

ill just leave it at that.

lol.
What do you mean? Neons have very generous back seats. You can store lots of stuff back there. Unless....you mean....*gasp!*

It can be done. Trust me
i totally second that lol

(just dont' take the stupid part here)
But I know that it can be done cause i had to find out in mine lol