text a girl and ask her if you can tap that lol

srtjesse · Post by **srtjesse** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:00 am

i found this on a local forum and though it was funny as hell

Post results...

Me:Sup wit it girl
Her:Hey haven't heard from you in hella long
Me:I know right, been hella long a can i ask you a question though
Her:Uhh okay what's up?
Me:Can i tap that ass
Her:The fuck?
Me:Is there a problem?
Her:Uhhh yea i haven't spoke to you in hella long and you ask me if we can fuck?
Me:Nah nah i said tap that ass
Her:There isn't a difference and i don't get down like that
Me:So how you want it then
Her:Im gonna forward this to my bf
Me:Whoa whoa i don't do 3sums wit another dude only two females
Her:Really now
Me:Yea so how you want it on your back or face in the pillow

She hasn't texted back...

next

me: hey
her: heyy
me: whats up
her: nothing about to go to cold stone with my sis
me: word, i gotta question
her: alright what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: haha. not any time soon
me: why not baby girl?
her: cuz i got me a boo
me: it dont matter about that, its just about me you and one night of fun. that not difficult
her: yea it is lol
me: hows it difficult? jus forget about your boo. bring your sister along too

Next

me:Hey can I ask you a question?
her:yes
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her:haha OHHHHHH idk about that one
me:come on...I'll knock your walls down and take you back to the stone age.
her: haha oh jeez
me: Im a busy man, I need answers
Her: im gonna have to go with no, I dont think our significant others would like that
me: I dont care what ***** or ***** thinks, Its just about me and you and one night of fun. Thats not to difficult
Her: Hmm I'm still gonna go with a no.

Next

me:aye when you gonna let me tap dat
her:what the hell?
me:i need an answer
her:im confused
me:confused? when you gonna let me tap dat
her:um why are you bein an ass
me:im not im just askin a question
her:well its a rude one...
me: ok
her:and u havent talked to me in months so yea..
me:fine

Next

Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

And we got a mothafuckin winner!!!

me: hey quick question. Would you mind if I tapped that?
her: lol what! Who is this!
me: It's Mike. And I am a busy man. I need an answer.
her: Mike?
me: Yeah Mike.
her: Mike D G or H
me: D
her: oh lol well... God only knows how bad I need a good fuck and you're cute enough I guess so why not
me: cute enough? what is that shit?!?
her: You had a fade last time I saw you and I liked it with waves
me: which it always has been just faded sometimes and if i grow it out waves
her: Waves was my fav
me:well it's back to waves
her: sounds good
me: good deal. so back to the matter at hand. When can I tap that.
her: you in town now?
me:yep
her: one thing though....
me:yessum
her: well this sounds dumb but you'd have to pretend you love me so I don't feel like such a whore.
me: that doesn't sound too hard
me: although it's a semi unusual request.
her: good cuz honestly im not gonna lie. I had plans with this one guy but he likes to stick it in my ass and I don't feel like dealing with that tonight.
me: Dayum in that sweet ass?
her: haha lol well uh thanks there is one more thing
me: go on.....
her: you can't tell anyone
me: I didn't plan on it. That would be weird.
her: why weird? no I just don't want my boyfriend to find out.
me: I shouldn't say weird. We just know a lot of the same people. But that is also a good reason
her: lol yeppers
me: so where do you want to do this
her: the only place I can think of is my car
me: works for me
her: you any good?
me: well I've never done it in a car, but I know my way around

neonpla · Post by **neonpla** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:14 am

sluts, gotta love em

Adionik · Post by **Adionik** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:17 am

neonpla wrote:sluts, gotta love em

This.

5% tint has saved my life SO many times

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:28 am

lol...this is an interesting concept

dank(r/t) · Post by **dank(r/t)** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:47 am

yea... i did that about a month ago, most took the joke in stride.

one blew up and told me i don't respect her as a person, and i need to never text her again.

stuck up bitch.

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:00 am

**glad that he is too old to have to deal with stuff like this**

j-king · Post by **j-king** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:17 am

haha u win

srtjesse · Post by **srtjesse** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:59 am

i really liked the bring your sister along one haha

Paul56 · Post by **Paul56** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:18 am

Thinking and reading about it doesn't even get me worked up.

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:19 am

Midnight_Rider wrote:**glad that he is too old to have to deal with stuff like this**

Shit like this is fun

v95 · Post by **v95** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:28 pm

you start with the first choice and work your way down someone will eventually fuck you

glasswars · Post by **glasswars** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:26 pm

my first one:

me: when can i tap dat?
her: haha asap

jrumann59 · Post by **jrumann59** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:27 pm

When I used to do telecom work on the road in all the glorious towns in the US one of the guys in my crew had a straight forward pick up line at the bars we frequented, he would walk up to a woman that has caught his eye and say, "Do you want to go back to my room and fuck?" He would get slapped 9 times out of 10 but he always found that 1 out of 10 that found his "honesty" refreshing.

rOniN · Post by **rOniN** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:32 pm

^^ I guess it's a numbers game lol

SOKADAO954 · Post by **SOKADAO954** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:38 pm

HAhhaHAhahHA back in HS me and my best friend would get stoned and do this.
It's quite funny to be honest and YEA, You get some YES from some of them girls.

Good times.

srtjesse · Post by **srtjesse** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:03 pm

yeah my bud walks up to chicks and just stares at them then pulls out the " so we gone fuck or what " haha first time i witnessed it i laughed till i pissed my self haha

Maddog · Post by **Maddog** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:25 pm

Jes, that is just too funny!

I'll have to try this with the wife - maybe that 10% chance will smile on me, too

srtjesse · Post by **srtjesse** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:18 pm

Maddog wrote:Jes, that is just too funny!

I'll have to try this with the wife - maybe that 10% chance will smile on me, too

haha best of luck to you sir haha

LilSparkPlug · Post by **LilSparkPlug** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:23 pm

Maddog wrote:Jes, that is just too funny!

I'll have to try this with the wife - maybe that 10% chance will smile on me, too

I think marriage diminishes those chances tenfold...so you need to be in the 1%

jrumann59 · Post by **jrumann59** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:25 pm

LilSparkPlug wrote:
Maddog wrote:Jes, that is just too funny!

I'll have to try this with the wife - maybe that 10% chance will smile on me, too
I think marriage diminishes those chances tenfold...so you need to be in the 1%

That means Maddog has to do this 100 times before the odds are in his favor.

srtjesse · Post by **srtjesse** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:37 pm

haha marriage ftl

Maddog · Post by **Maddog** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:38 am

jrumann59 wrote:
LilSparkPlug wrote:
Maddog wrote:Jes, that is just too funny!

I'll have to try this with the wife - maybe that 10% chance will smile on me, too
I think marriage diminishes those chances tenfold...so you need to be in the 1%
That means Maddog has to do this 100 times before the odds are in his favor.

Your calculations are correct - 1 down, 98 to go...

Tam · Post by **Tam** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:52 am

You guys suck at math...

lol

Maddog · Post by **Maddog** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:53 am

We can't ALL be mathologists!

DannyBoy · Post by **DannyBoy** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:56 am

Hahaha, I just tried it with one of my friends:

Me: When can I tap dat?
Her: I'm out front

lmao

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:22 pm

I'm preeeeetty sure all my friends would just stop talking to me.

No one takes a joke anymore.

Maddog · Post by **Maddog** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:53 pm

Hell, all the "girls" I know that are in my age group probably wouldn't even know what "tap dat" means...lol

And all the actual young girls (18-30) I know would just think I'm even more of an old pervert than before!

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:34 pm

Me: How are things?
Her: Good you
Me: Fine. I have a question for you...
Her: ?
Me: When can I tap that?
Her: Huh?
Her: Oh. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you ask that
Me: Because Id like to tap that I thought it was fairly self explanaitory
Her: You're an ass.
Her: When you come visit
Me: Really?
Her: No
Me: Fuck
Her: haha

v95 · Post by **v95** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:17 pm

bone-yard-racing wrote:Me: How are things?
Her: Good you
Me: Fine. I have a question for you...
Her: ?
Me: When can I tap that?
Her: Huh?
Her: Oh. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you ask that
Me: Because Id like to tap that I thought it was fairly self explanaitory
Her: You're an ass.
Her: When you come visit
Me: Really?
Her: No
Me: Fuck
Her: haha

take one for the team blair

Pocahontas · Post by **Pocahontas** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:53 am

That first thread spread proves that persistence can get almost anything!

Also I did this and got:

Me: Can I ask you a question?
Him: -.- of course
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Him: LOLOL !!!

I'm sitting here thinking, does this mean no?