Why BMW 335i owns Nissan 350z....Read, Laugh, and then POINT

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Why BMW 335i owns Nissan 350z....Read, Laugh, and then POINT

Post by MyNeonSaysHi » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:59 am

Tonight I was going out to work to finish up a report. Its a nice cool night and I took the 335i. Well, I was in the slow lane and I see a set of HID lights pull up on my rear bumper fast! WTF?!? It changes lanes and it was a murdered out 350Z. Pretty much he was jabbing at his throttle getting me to run. I just stayed in the slow lane and cruised. After a minute or so of trying the driver side window rolls down and some idiot sticks his hand out and gives me a thumbs down. The guy zooms off and begins weaving through traffic.

I keep my pace and he gets stuck behind traffic. Again I am side by side with this clown and he again tries to get me to run. Well, I end up getting ahead of him, he changes lanes, and he begins to ride my ass. He was so close that I couldnt even see his headlights anymore. That's 1. I take a exit and he follows. Perfect. I call in to my co-worker who was on beat and told him to position himself should this idiot follow me into my city. My lane splits into 2 lanes and he gets beside me. The driver looks over and says," Hey bitch.. lets see what that over priced piece of shit can do." and begins revving his engine. The light turns green and he peels out. That's 2.

Speed limit is 35 and he is doing about 50+. That's 3. The next light turns red and we end up next to each other again. Once again I get the verbal abuse. Driver: "Come on bitch. I will smoke your ass." The Passenger: "What a fucking pussy." I turn to them and said," You never know.. there might be cops around." Not sure who said it but I heard " Fuck the police". The light turns red and he burns out again. That's 4.

My bluetooth goes off and its my partner working beat. I roll up my window and answer my phone. I have him a description of the car and he said he was ready. Light turns green and he sees my partner who has his unit sticking out behind a safeway store and right when he passed my buddy lit his ass up. He pulls over and I pull in behind my buddy and put on my bullet proof vest that was in my trunk.

As my partner backed me up, I went up to the car and identified myself as the police and both of them were in shock. I got his driver license, registration, and insurance. He didn't say anything. I grabbed one of my buddy's cites n hit him up for speeding, exhibition of speed- 2 counts, tinted driver and passenger side windows, and Exhaust. As I filled out the cite I told my buddy to take them out of the car and to tell the driver that his car was getting towed as well.

I went up to the driver and explained to him what I was citing him for and that the Exhibition of Speed was a misdemeanor though we weren't going to arrest him but his car was now mine. He broke down and started to cry!!! Started whimpering and saying " I have finals tomorrow sir! How am I going to get to work?" "Please don't take my car!" The kid was 18 years old and he had to call his dad to pick him up. Needless to say the dad wasn't happy. Tow truck came and took the car. Pretty much he's going to have to pay around 400 bucks to get the car back.

I felt no pity. So lesson is, don't go picking races with people because you never know who you might run into. This kid learned the hard way.
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Post by Haganracing » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:02 am

Those noobs never post in the right area.....
























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Post by neonpla » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:04 am

dumb ass z owner, and a dumb ass cop :P
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Post by contagious18 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:06 am

Great story
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Post by GreeNeons03 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:22 am

Epic Story!
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Post by Ntyvirus1 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:30 am

had a Z line up with my gf's parents lexus es earlier tonight, not a bad lookin car but the guy was a dick.
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Post by n20sxt » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:39 am

lol what a fucking jackass... got what he deserved for acting like a jackass.
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Post by NeonOn19s » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:01 am

that is funny.... this is why racing belongs on a track or strip..
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Post by LilSparkPlug » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:12 am

That is so amazing! :D

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Post by slowpeon » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:16 am

That made me smile I hate 350z owners such a cocky group of assholes around me.

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Post by fixitmattman » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:24 am

Somewhere on some nismo forum there's a kid complaining about how he was unjustly arrested.....

"Man I was just cruising around and I got pulled over."
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Post by occasional demons » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:47 am

Lesson one: If you call a cop a pussy, the pussy will fuck you hard. :twisted:
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Post by JeffM » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:59 am

Epic.


True epicness.
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Post by slowpeon » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:00 pm

JeffM wrote:Epic.


True epicness.
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Post by Ntyvirus1 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:00 pm

occasional demons wrote:Lesson one: If you call a cop a pussy, the pussy will fuck you hard. :twisted:
shouldn't it be the other way around? :rofl:
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Post by c987long » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:25 pm

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Post by JeffM » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:27 pm

slowpeon wrote:Shouldn't you be working?
:quotes: I am. :quotes: Slow day waiting for customers.
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Post by neonslg09 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:37 pm

I pointed. I laughed.

Idiot. Rich kid got owned.

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Post by ThrIsNoSpork » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:57 pm

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Post by jetas » Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:20 pm

NeonOn19s wrote:that is funny.... this is why racing belongs on a track or strip..
Exactly, you cant get pulled over... :lol:

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Post by [DJ]Tomski » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:39 pm

what a disgrace to the z community. but then again there's idiots with all kinds of cars.
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Post by heydockyle » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:44 pm

I can see Passt doing something like this. Only racing the kid with the neon, beating him. Then he pulls him over afterwards lol.
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Post by Haganracing » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:51 pm

heydockyle wrote:I can see Passt doing something like this. Only racing the kid with the neon, beating him. Then he pulls him over afterwards lol.
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I can see him doing that too!!
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Post by darthroush » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:56 pm

Sounds like the typical "Z" owner I have seen all over...

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Post by TeckNeon » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:07 pm

We don't have alot of 350/370z owners around here that act like that. G35 owners on the other hand...
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Post by v95 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:50 pm

we need something like that in jersey for the honda crowed they ruin every meet.
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Post by MoxHair » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:53 pm

TeckNeon wrote:We don't have alot of 350/370z owners around here that act like that. G35 owners on the other hand...
There are drivers of every type of car that do shit like that. No car is exempt from douches buying them.
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Post by racer12306 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:54 pm

MoxHair wrote:
TeckNeon wrote:We don't have alot of 350/370z owners around here that act like that. G35 owners on the other hand...
There are drivers of every type of car that do shit like that. No car is exempt from douches buying them.
Yup, there are even those kind of people who drive.....


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Post by JeffM » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:55 pm

MoxHair wrote:There are drivers of every type of car that do shit like that. No car is exempt from douches buying them.
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Post by Haganracing » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:56 pm

racer12306 wrote:
MoxHair wrote:
TeckNeon wrote:We don't have alot of 350/370z owners around here that act like that. G35 owners on the other hand...
There are drivers of every type of car that do shit like that. No car is exempt from douches buying them.
Yup, there are even those kind of people who drive.....


Neons


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occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan. :-k
Danteneon wrote:My advice is to fight those urges and enjoy the fact that you have both X and Y chromosomes. And an SRT. And your hand. You don't need a girl.

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