Mexican Eggs

Undesolved · Post by **Undesolved** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:33 pm

My mom just showed me this email she got:

Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. Hwy 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, La.

The bike's tires go flat and they start hitching a life back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride.

He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying eggs.

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.

By this time he is really late and so he puts the hammer down.

Sure enough "Old Smokey" pulls him over for speeding

The good officer (who is not the sharpest knife in the drawer as you would expect from anyone from LA) asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican Eggs."

The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer.

He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.

He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.

The dispatcher asks what the emergency he has that requires so many officers as possible.

"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican Eggs in it...two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bike already. I need help!"

[DJ]Tomski · Post by **[DJ]Tomski** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:05 pm

ahahahaahaha

MyNeonSaysHi · Post by **MyNeonSaysHi** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:52 pm

good stuff

Lizbeth · Post by **Lizbeth** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:41 am

Tam · Post by **Tam** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:47 am

Hey I take offense to that because I live in Louisiana.

Funny story!

NeonOn19s · Post by **NeonOn19s** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:51 am

that is funny!!!

Jenni · Post by **Jenni** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:01 pm

nice!
hmmm, i know the same joke with chocolat marshmellows.......

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:04 pm

lolololololololololololololol

Pocahontas · Post by **Pocahontas** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:58 pm

Undesolved · Post by **Undesolved** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:51 pm

Tam wrote:Hey I take offense to that because I live in Louisiana.

It's okay. I'm sure they'll forgive you.

Jenni wrote:hmmm, i know the same joke with chocolat marshmellows.......

How does that one work????

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:09 pm

off-topic... I can only imagine the nasty farts you'd have if you ate mexican eggs

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:04 pm

OMG... that's classic! I love it!

Jenni · Post by **Jenni** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:47 am

Undesolved wrote:
Tam wrote:Hey I take offense to that because I live in Louisiana.
It's okay. I'm sure they'll forgive you.

Jenni wrote:hmmm, i know the same joke with chocolat marshmellows.......
How does that one work????

hmmmmm, like african eggs?????

Undesolved · Post by **Undesolved** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:11 pm

That makes more sense now.