What a Dumb Silly Person

Alex Kurdian · Post by **Alex Kurdian** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:31 am

Hey Guys I thought would share this funny as dumb ass story with ya all...
I caught up with a mate the other day and he told me this cracka of a story...hey pulls into the service station (petrol Gas) as you guys call it and commences to fill up his car...Usually minding his own business he looks over to the female next to him with the hood up...he notices that she has the water bottle in her hand and is filling most likely the radiator or bottle with water....anyways he doesn't take much notice until he finishes...he walks past and he notices that the oil cap is off and shes filling the ENGINE with WATER!!!!! Holy CRAP lady...

What are you doing?? she says her cars oil light came on and shes topping it up...he says that your not putting in oil your putting in water directly into the engine...shes a dumb ass and doesn't realize this...she basically filled up the entire engine with water...
He said DO NOT turn the car on take it directly to the mechanic and have them drain it ASAP! If you start it it will ruin your car...
Shes like in shock...anyways he goes off to pay for the petrol and gets back into his car...shes on her phone and that's all he knows...
He drives off pisses himself laughing at how friggin dumb some people are...

Mod Edit: Please keep cursing out of thread titles. -racer12306

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:35 am

Was she blonde? I kid, I kid...

theTeejmiester · Post by **theTeejmiester** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:21 am

^^^wanna place bets

wow

r/tguy02 · Post by **r/tguy02** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:30 am

i put 10$ on she was blonde

wonder how many other fluids she mixed?

Alex Kurdian · Post by **Alex Kurdian** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:50 am

I will ask him if she was a blonde or brunette

Post by **racer12306** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:28 am

It's really unfortunate the bad rap that blondes have.

My wife is blonde and is one of the smartest people I know.

dtjackten · Post by **dtjackten** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:29 am

shit alex, was she hot??? i bet u that she would of been an easy one to take advantage of.... LOL, i kid i kid....

Tam · Post by **Tam** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:35 am

Post by **Diablo0** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:52 am

I retract my comment lol

Paul56 · Post by **Paul56** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:04 am

No big deal... she was just filling the wrong hole.

Don't blondes do that all the time?

Pocahontas · Post by **Pocahontas** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:06 am

Wow! Poor lady.

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:34 pm

racer12306 wrote:It's really unfortunate the bad rap that blondes have.

My wife is blonde and is one of the smartest people I know.

That's why I wrote that I was kidding. My apologies to any blondes that might have been offended. I have grey hair and do stupid stuff all of the time!

jetas · Post by **jetas** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:36 pm

OMJebus.... Almost as good as a thread on a GTO froum where the guy draained his oil, and stuck the hose in VC opening and ran the car while pumping water in until it came out clean....

Marcel · Post by **Marcel** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:59 pm

goddamn, that's hilarious!!

Post by **racer12306** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:05 pm

Midnight_Rider wrote:
racer12306 wrote:It's really unfortunate the bad rap that blondes have.

My wife is blonde and is one of the smartest people I know.
That's why I wrote that I was kidding. My apologies to any blondes that might have been offended. I have grey hair and do stupid stuff all of the time!

It's all good

Marcel · Post by **Marcel** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:13 pm

people shouldn't take as much offense as they do anyway, not only blondes

Jenni · Post by **Jenni** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:41 pm

haha i laughed loud!

Post by **racer12306** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:42 pm

Marcel wrote:people shouldn't take as much offense as they do anyway, not only blondes

I wasn't taking offense to it. Just making a statement. You aren't in the situation so you probably don't understand that people make an assumption about someones intelligence based solely on their hair color.

Marcel · Post by **Marcel** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:49 pm

racer12306 wrote:
Marcel wrote:people shouldn't take as much offense as they do anyway, not only blondes
I wasn't taking offense to it. Just making a statement. You aren't in the situation so you probably don't understand that people make an assumption about someones intelligence based solely on their hair color.

no, not hair color.. does hair length count?

or general appearance?

Jenni · Post by **Jenni** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:02 pm

not blond hair: blond brain!

it's never just the color of the hair....

theTeejmiester · Post by **theTeejmiester** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:35 pm

racer12306 wrote:
Marcel wrote:people shouldn't take as much offense as they do anyway, not only blondes
I wasn't taking offense to it. Just making a statement. You aren't in the situation so you probably don't understand that people make an assumption about someones intelligence based solely on their hair color.

i know, i am blond and i am the smartest person i know. i have to be considering how many times a day i get called smart, wait...they call me a SMARTass, smame shit tho rite???

Pocahontas · Post by **Pocahontas** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:53 pm

Midnight_Rider wrote:
racer12306 wrote:It's really unfortunate the bad rap that blondes have.

My wife is blonde and is one of the smartest people I know.
That's why I wrote that I was kidding. My apologies to any blondes that might have been offended. I have grey hair and do stupid stuff all of the time!

I'm the queen of doing silly things/ naivety and I have really dark hair

Marcel · Post by **Marcel** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:48 pm

Pocahontas wrote:
Midnight_Rider wrote:
racer12306 wrote:It's really unfortunate the bad rap that blondes have.

My wife is blonde and is one of the smartest people I know.
That's why I wrote that I was kidding. My apologies to any blondes that might have been offended. I have grey hair and do stupid stuff all of the time!
I'm the queen of doing silly things/ naivety and I have really dark hair

you do?

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:59 pm

Hahahaha wow... Please tell me it said OIL on the cap...

Then again, she probably thought it said 710

kornholio788 · Post by **kornholio788** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:02 pm

Haganracing wrote:Hahahaha wow... Please tell me it said OIL on the cap...

Then again, she probably thought it said 710

Wait you mean they all don't say 710? Mine does.

Post by **racer12306** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:04 pm

You know, I'm going to make an actual 710 cap.

That would be hilarious.

Pocahontas · Post by **Pocahontas** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:25 pm

Marcel wrote:you do?

I do what, silly things or have dark hair? If it's the silly things, then yes I do but nothing as extreme as putting water where oil belongs. If it's the dark hair, you proved my point that I'm pretty 'naive for a brunette'

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:29 pm

kornholio788 wrote:
Haganracing wrote:Hahahaha wow... Please tell me it said OIL on the cap...

Then again, she probably thought it said 710
Wait you mean they all don't say 710? Mine does.

Do you use you're 710 fluid too?

Alex Kurdian · Post by **Alex Kurdian** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:47 pm

Well guess what guys...while I am neutral with hair color

I asked my friend if he remembered what she looked like...she was late 30's and dark hair so there ya go!!

sidepipe87 · Post by **sidepipe87** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:32 pm

Alex Kurdian wrote:I will ask him if she was a blonde or brunette

you guys don't have red heads in Australia????