DON'T EVER BUY A CHRYSLER AGAIN!!!!!

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:12 pm

My car got a flat tire a while ago, so Chrysler products must be complete and utter dog shit!

Yes, this thread is simply to parody another completely idiotic thread of the same nature, and is not intended to be taken seriously.

1972demon · Post by **1972demon** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:14 pm

with you on that one brother,

i had to change the fucking headlight bulb , twice. what pieces of garbage

FAC3L3SS · Post by **FAC3L3SS** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:17 pm

Never EVAR buy queen-sized beds. I peed in mine TWICE within one week, and it still smells like urine! Even though I took the sheets off the very next week!

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:18 pm

Yup, this is going to be a good thread.

Don't ever buy Hanes underwear. I shit in mine and now there's a brown streak!!!

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:19 pm

Don't ever buy a Dodge. My Dakota's battery died after my wife left the headlights on!! WHAT SHIT!!!!

fixitmattman · Post by **fixitmattman** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:19 pm

And don't buy the Hanes manual either...

hybrid-Srt2001 · Post by **hybrid-Srt2001** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:20 pm

dont ever buy niche wheels. they are heavy and cause your flywheel to exit your hood during an epic burnout

Mr Josh Zombie · Post by **Mr Josh Zombie** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:40 pm

I, actually wont buy a chrysler again, so I'm good

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:43 pm

That's your loss.

Post by **Canada** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:23 pm

hybrid-Srt2001 wrote:dont ever buy niche wheels. they are heavy and cause your flywheel to exit your hood during an epic burnout

I actually lol'd. Nice.

heydockyle · Post by **heydockyle** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:54 pm

Wow lol

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:18 am

My '95 Highline started rusting after 8 years and 121K miles so I'm with you about Chrysler products being no good.

Chibits12 · Post by **Chibits12** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:34 am

Don't ever buy a Chrysler again, when I use my window washer reservoir, it always runs out like crazy.

BlackRoseRacing · Post by **BlackRoseRacing** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:37 am

I knew a topic like this was coming

LowNSlow · Post by **LowNSlow** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:39 am

You guys are something else...

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:05 am

Don't ever buy a Chrysler again. When I drive down the road and step on the gas, the car gets loud

heydockyle · Post by **heydockyle** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:13 am

Haganracing wrote:Don't ever buy a Chrysler again. When I drive down the road and step on the gas, the car gets loud

You're the ricer, not chrysler

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:23 am

There is no way in hell that I'm a ricer.

My exhaust starts at 2.25" and it ends in 2.25"

heydockyle · Post by **heydockyle** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:25 am

Sure.. Mr I break camshafts in half because my exhaust is so ricery.

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:36 am

Hahaha!!

I found out why I broke the camshaft.

See, my car was with me when I deposited my last paycheck back in February when I finally had some spending money!

Well my car saw that, and figured.. "Hell, you can spend that money on me".. So later on that night while I was sleeping, the car's valves went to work pounding away on that part of the camshaft to cause a tiny crack... That made the camshaft a ticking time bomb.

So thats what went down.. I had money to spend and the car made sure it took all my money and more..

Don't buy Chrysler products

bone-yard-racing · Post by **bone-yard-racing** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:00 pm

1972demon wrote:with you on that one brother,

i had to change the fucking headlight bulb , twice. what pieces of garbage

Someone tried to bring a car back to me for that reason seriously

heydockyle · Post by **heydockyle** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:09 pm

bone-yard-racing wrote:
1972demon wrote:with you on that one brother,

i had to change the fucking headlight bulb , twice. what pieces of garbage
Someone tried to bring a car back to me for that reason seriously

Lemon Law

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:16 am

BlackRoseRacing wrote:
I knew a topic like this was coming

Glad that you had a LOL on your post... I was a little worried.

stdlystdmufn · Post by **stdlystdmufn** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:01 am

i love this thread and everything about this forum...and no i'm not THAT drunk

Marcel · Post by **Marcel** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:32 am

stdlystdmufn wrote:i...i'm not THAT drunk

shame on you!

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:16 am

i lol'd

Paul56 · Post by **Paul56** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:54 pm

Drove 500 miles today and had to fill the fucking gas tank!!!

I'll never buy another Chrysler.

FAC3L3SS · Post by **FAC3L3SS** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:56 pm

NEVAR USE 2GN.ORG!

One time I disagreed with someone on the forum, and said what I wanted, and then I got a warning from a moderator and the thread was locked! Don't use 2gn.org and don't post your real opinion!

silversport · Post by **silversport** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:54 pm

I'll never buy Chrysler again, every time I go into the dealership and tell them Ive never done an oil change they suggest I should... I'm only at 150 000 miles?

nofrills05 · Post by **nofrills05** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:41 pm

I'm not buying another one because of this:

viewtopic.php?t=49820

Sheesh...only 500K