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Got a new ASP employee! Please welcome him!

Post by esteinmaier » Fri May 28, 2010 3:23 pm

Here he is doing work!

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I had him inspect this turbo. He mentioned something about the bearings being good. Should I keep him on the payroll? He works for milk and daipers.
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Post by Haganracing » Fri May 28, 2010 3:30 pm

Thats awesome, i expect him to be doing my megasquirt next year ;)
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Post by heydockyle » Fri May 28, 2010 4:55 pm

Haganracing wrote:Thats awesome, i expect him to be doing my megasquirt next year ;)
Bad part is being who his Daddy is he'll probably figure it out before we would.
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Post by Haganracing » Fri May 28, 2010 5:27 pm

Haha true story!
occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan. :-k
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Post by Fuzzyneon » Fri May 28, 2010 5:56 pm

well keep him if he dont want corporate benefits lol
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Post by Mopar_Korean » Fri May 28, 2010 6:41 pm

I dont know. Hes not wearing any OSHA approved safety gear. He doesn't even have any pants on for gods sake! Thats a pretty big liability. I say can him. :)
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Post by gtxtreme19 » Sat May 29, 2010 1:33 am

You can't fire the boss, he's already got you doing all the worst job he can make. I mean who's the one laughing while you're changing the diaper? Yeah, 9 month old>all of us
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Post by occasional demons » Sat May 29, 2010 6:54 am

Mopar_Korean wrote:I dont know. Hes not wearing any OSHA approved safety gear. He doesn't even have any pants on for gods sake! Thats a pretty big liability. I say can him. :)
Diaper = safety gear, for persons within 10 to 15 feet of him. ;)


Erick, you had better install screens over the intakes, to keep from sucking him up like a squirrel!



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Post by heydockyle » Sat May 29, 2010 8:53 am

occasional demons wrote:
Mopar_Korean wrote:I dont know. Hes not wearing any OSHA approved safety gear. He doesn't even have any pants on for gods sake! Thats a pretty big liability. I say can him. :)
Diaper = safety gear, for persons within 10 to 15 feet of him. ;)


Erick, you had better install screens over the intakes, to keep from sucking him up like a squirrel!



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Post by ZeroChad » Mon May 31, 2010 5:49 pm

Does he fly down and do tunes too? hehe.
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Post by esteinmaier » Mon May 31, 2010 6:45 pm

Yes, but the client is responsible for the daiper duty.
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Post by occasional demons » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:02 am

:shock:


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