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adult riddles

Post by Jenni » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:01 am

Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?

A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

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Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!

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Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.

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Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?

A. About three inches.

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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

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Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?

A: 45 pounds.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?

A: 45 minutes.

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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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Post by r/tguy02 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:55 am

lol, shoulda posted this in the random jokes thread
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Post by Haganracing » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:01 am

:rofl:

Nice!
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Post by Midnight_Rider » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:40 pm

**laughing but wouldn't admit to it**
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Post by hansken_yo » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:06 pm

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Re: adult riddles

Post by sidepipe87 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:37 pm

Jenni wrote:
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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I guess I'm medium-rare :smile:
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Post by Canada » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:28 pm

Disgusting Ryan lol
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Post by sidepipe87 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:58 pm

:rofl: Sorry Chris. I didn't know the equivalent to 99% rare and didn't wanna seem overly cocky.......... pun intended
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Post by OB » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:01 pm

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Post by DOSneons » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:18 pm

sidepipe87 wrote::rofl: Sorry Chris. I didn't know the equivalent to 99% rare and didn't wanna seem overly cocky.......... pun intended
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Post by sidepipe87 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:56 pm

Thank you. That was pretty damn good if I do say so myself.
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Post by LowNSlow » Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:39 am

Posted this on my FB...


Religion is like a penis.

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
but please don't whip it out and public and start waving it around,
AND please don't try to shove it down my children's throats.
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Post by andrewh530 » Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:48 am

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Post by Jenni » Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:29 am

true!
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