The Pic Requested by Radar...

Trappy · Post by **Trappy** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:56 pm

Why yes he is...

gtxtreme19 · Post by **gtxtreme19** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:09 pm

I said that 3 pages ago! Noobs!

esteinmaier · Post by **esteinmaier** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:28 pm

Trappy wrote: !!! That's hilarious. And yeah, assholes DO get the girls...

Yes, I did quite well when I was single.

The best suggestion I can give you: Fuck a fatty. I know it doesn't sound productive, but do it and watch what happens.

gtxtreme19 · Post by **gtxtreme19** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:32 pm

esteinmaier wrote:
Trappy wrote: !!! That's hilarious. And yeah, assholes DO get the girls...
Yes, I did quite well when I was single.

The best suggestion I can give you: Fuck a fatty. I know it doesn't sound productive, but do it and watch what happens.

I agree, low standards and a high success rate ftw

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:53 pm

I fucked a fatty for a while and my ex came back. Lol

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:54 pm

Was wondering when you were going to mention ol "belly fat" there, Mike...

Trappy · Post by **Trappy** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:49 pm

esteinmaier wrote: The best suggestion I can give you: Fuck a fatty. I know it doesn't sound productive, but do it and watch what happens.

^That's going in my sig!

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:07 pm

TheRandom1 wrote:Was wondering when you were going to mention ol "belly fat" there, Mike...

No dude, it got worse.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:10 pm

I thought you went from belly fat to current wifey to single back to current wifey?

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:17 pm

From wifey to single to belly fat (aka psycho cunt from Michigan) to single to "what was i thinking?" Back to wifey.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:18 pm

psycho cunt from Michigan eh? Hmm... still have feelings there, Mikey?

I don't know about "what was I thinking" however... details?

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:21 pm

What was i thinking was a cool chick, knew her for a long time, but she was.... a little hefty.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:25 pm

How hefty? The 2gn world needs to know about you going hoggin...

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:54 pm

Idk dude, i never threw her ass on a scale!

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:58 pm

It sounds like you never threw her anywhere... best guess?

Alex Kurdian · Post by **Alex Kurdian** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:31 pm

In my day before it was all over for me (marriage

) you just go up to em...and ask em out...simple done all they can say is no..!

do it man!

esteinmaier · Post by **esteinmaier** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:48 pm

Ask them out? Why bother? I just asked them how they wanted it and what they drink.

Trappy · Post by **Trappy** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:00 pm

Haha, this thread is soooo amazing! Everybody's either helping or making me laugh

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:11 pm

esteinmaier wrote:Ask them out? Why bother? I just asked them how they wanted it and what they drink.

If you just slip something in their drink you can even save that step.

sidepipe87 · Post by **sidepipe87** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:25 pm

Kyle and I just talked about this Monday. We both agreed we'd rather be single than ever fuck a fatty. In fact we're both happier single anyway. Having to answer to someone about your every move ftl.

TheRandom1 · Post by **TheRandom1** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:28 pm

You can be single after fucking a fatty, Ryan. It just takes a while... you do have to find the edge, after all.

Trappy · Post by **Trappy** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:42 pm

Damnit, I shoulda screwed the fat girl last year instead of not giving her what she wanted

esteinmaier · Post by **esteinmaier** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:02 pm

Here's the key:

Hot women get hit on all the time because they are hot. That's why women like assholes.

Most young guys don't have the common sense to see this, so they get disappointed all the time.

You also notice women know when you're taken and go after you then. It's because you know you're taken, and it shows.

So go pumping tubbies, get the demons out, and then let the good ones come to you. Cuz as long as you're putting the pussy on a pedestal, it's got no reason to go down to your level.

sidepipe87 · Post by **sidepipe87** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:10 pm

esteinmaier wrote: You also notice women know when you're taken and go after you then. It's because you know you're taken, and it shows.

major fact.

Trappy · Post by **Trappy** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:15 pm

Damn esteinmaier, you're smart!

Dylan-00Blue · Post by **Dylan-00Blue** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:48 am

wow he knows turbos and women what a guy!!!!

Alex Kurdian · Post by **Alex Kurdian** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:58 am

Man....U guys are a crack UP!

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:21 am

Fat girls are great lays too, cuz theyre grateful that someome wants to hit it.

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:21 am

Fat girls are great lays too, cuz theyre grateful that someome wants to hit it.

gtxtreme19 · Post by **gtxtreme19** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:07 am

So true it had to be said twice