
That's what you get for not installing the SRT wing..
That's what you get for not installing the SRT wing..
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"Make Everything Illegal!
This is definitely the fault of Grand Theft Auto, Fast and the Furious, violence in video games, negligent parenting, the schools, fatty foods, cigarettes, internet pornography, Four Loko and the media.
All of it should be illegal to keep our kids safe and off our streets. No one should be allowed to drive a car that goes faster than the speed limit. Everyone should be forced to wear the same non-revealing, non-individualistic clothing. We need more laws and more police to help save us from ourselves and our evil freedoms to do what we want."
This is definitely the fault of Grand Theft Auto, Fast and the Furious, violence in video games, negligent parenting, the schools, fatty foods, cigarettes, internet pornography, Four Loko and the media.
All of it should be illegal to keep our kids safe and off our streets. No one should be allowed to drive a car that goes faster than the speed limit. Everyone should be forced to wear the same non-revealing, non-individualistic clothing. We need more laws and more police to help save us from ourselves and our evil freedoms to do what we want."

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/sarcasmJRM wrote:"Make Everything Illegal!
This is definitely the fault of Grand Theft Auto, Fast and the Furious, violence in video games, negligent parenting, the schools, fatty foods, cigarettes, internet pornography, Four Loko and the media.
All of it should be illegal to keep our kids safe and off our streets. No one should be allowed to drive a car that goes faster than the speed limit. Everyone should be forced to wear the same non-revealing, non-individualistic clothing. We need more laws and more police to help save us from ourselves and our evil freedoms to do what we want."
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occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan.
Danteneon wrote:My advice is to fight those urges and enjoy the fact that you have both X and Y chromosomes. And an SRT. And your hand. You don't need a girl.
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The other car, a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer, hit a fence at a nearby Hooters restaurant, leaving a passenger with concussion.
Obviously should have used the funbags available at Hooters to avoid the concussion.
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look at the time of posting, i was 20 minutes earlier!!Jenni wrote:viewtopic.php?t=55748
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Oooh Ouch! Burn!!! lol I wonder how angry people would get if you went on an evo forum and called them lancers.MyNeonSaysHi wrote:I honestly think everyone here know its a neon... FYIesteinmaier wrote:The news says the SRT4 is a neon. Just clarifying for those that think it's not.
They called the Evo a Lancer.
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Probably not many at all, after all the Evo is badged as a Lancer from the factory. The fact that the Neon SRT-4 didn't have a "Neon" badge is one of the reasons the whole "It ain't a Neon" crap got started
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Yeah, but we all know its a Neon.MoxHair wrote:Probably not many at all, after all the Evo is badged as a Lancer from the factory. The fact that the Neon SRT-4 didn't have a "Neon" badge is one of the reasons the whole "It ain't a Neon" crap got started
I mean Ray Charles can even see that its a neon
occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan.
Danteneon wrote:My advice is to fight those urges and enjoy the fact that you have both X and Y chromosomes. And an SRT. And your hand. You don't need a girl.
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Granny shifting, not double clutching like they should – they’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake.
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Double clutching is not necessary for any cars for the past 40 years. Synchronizers handle the job nicely and if you can’t make the gear and need to double-clutch then you missed the correct gear. Get real race training from real racers at a track.
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Granny shifting, not double clutching like they should – they’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake.
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whatajoke
Double clutching is not necessary for any cars for the past 40 years. Synchronizers handle the job nicely and if you can’t make the gear and need to double-clutch then you missed the correct gear. Get real race training from real racers at a track.
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^^^ Someone missed the sarcasm
occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan.
Danteneon wrote:My advice is to fight those urges and enjoy the fact that you have both X and Y chromosomes. And an SRT. And your hand. You don't need a girl.




