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That's what you get for not installing the SRT wing..

Post by Marcel » Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:06 pm

"If god hates masturbation that much, he should give me a girlfriend"
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Post by gtxtreme19 » Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:20 pm

Holy burninated
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Post by Marcel » Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:27 pm

"If god hates masturbation that much, he should give me a girlfriend"
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Post by JRM » Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:38 pm

"Make Everything Illegal!

This is definitely the fault of Grand Theft Auto, Fast and the Furious, violence in video games, negligent parenting, the schools, fatty foods, cigarettes, internet pornography, Four Loko and the media.

All of it should be illegal to keep our kids safe and off our streets. No one should be allowed to drive a car that goes faster than the speed limit. Everyone should be forced to wear the same non-revealing, non-individualistic clothing. We need more laws and more police to help save us from ourselves and our evil freedoms to do what we want."
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Post by Marcel » Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:40 pm

JRM wrote:"Make Everything Illegal!

This is definitely the fault of Grand Theft Auto, Fast and the Furious, violence in video games, negligent parenting, the schools, fatty foods, cigarettes, internet pornography, Four Loko and the media.

All of it should be illegal to keep our kids safe and off our streets. No one should be allowed to drive a car that goes faster than the speed limit. Everyone should be forced to wear the same non-revealing, non-individualistic clothing. We need more laws and more police to help save us from ourselves and our evil freedoms to do what we want."
/sarcasm ;)
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Post by C1DoG » Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:45 pm

:shock: :shock: Looks like a couple guys that forgot how to use their brain cells. :lol:
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Post by Haganracing » Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:16 pm

I love the comments!!!!

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"He never had me. He never had his car."



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Post by BlackRoseRacing » Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:38 pm

He never had me. He never had his car
Yeah, I agree on this one....
Let's slide uncontrollably into a gas pump :banghead:

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Post by JeffM » Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:59 pm

BlackRoseRacing wrote:
He never had me. He never had his car
Yeah, I agree on this one....
Let's slide uncontrollably into a gas pump :banghead:
NOS!!!

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Post by MyNeonSaysHi » Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:18 pm

Yellow..What do you expect?

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Post by occasional demons » Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:24 pm

The other car, a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer, hit a fence at a nearby Hooters restaurant, leaving a passenger with concussion.

Obviously should have used the funbags available at Hooters to avoid the concussion. :tardbang:
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Post by Midnight_Rider » Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:47 am

Another example of why State Farm keeps raising my insurance premium. :angry1:
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Post by Marcel » Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:08 am

look at the time of posting, i was 20 minutes earlier!! :rofl:
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Post by Jenni » Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:17 am

yeah - but the links are crossing - so you can write in both threads... :lol:


the comments are very fun. stupid - but fun though...

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Post by esteinmaier » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:09 am

The news says the SRT4 is a neon. Just clarifying for those that think it's not.
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Post by occasional demons » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:29 am

:laughing3:
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Post by Danteneon » Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:08 am

Best quote ever...
Pedobear

I agree drag racing is boring. Chuck E Cheese is much more fun.

:rofl:
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by esteinmaier » Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:50 am

Take a trip down the track in MY car. You'll change your mind.
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Post by MyNeonSaysHi » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:32 am

esteinmaier wrote:The news says the SRT4 is a neon. Just clarifying for those that think it's not.
I honestly think everyone here know its a neon... FYI
They called the Evo a Lancer.

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Post by Danteneon » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:33 am

esteinmaier wrote:Take a trip down the track in MY car. You'll change your mind.
Hey, I didn't knock drag racing, Pedobear did :lol:
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by esteinmaier » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:37 am

MyNeonSaysHi wrote:
esteinmaier wrote:The news says the SRT4 is a neon. Just clarifying for those that think it's not.
I honestly think everyone here know its a neon... FYI
They called the Evo a Lancer.
Oooh Ouch! Burn!!! lol I wonder how angry people would get if you went on an evo forum and called them lancers.
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Post by MoxHair » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:56 am

Probably not many at all, after all the Evo is badged as a Lancer from the factory. The fact that the Neon SRT-4 didn't have a "Neon" badge is one of the reasons the whole "It ain't a Neon" crap got started
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Post by JeffM » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:57 am

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Post by Danteneon » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:58 am

:rofl: Fixed :P
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by Haganracing » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:18 pm

MoxHair wrote:Probably not many at all, after all the Evo is badged as a Lancer from the factory. The fact that the Neon SRT-4 didn't have a "Neon" badge is one of the reasons the whole "It ain't a Neon" crap got started
Yeah, but we all know its a Neon.

I mean Ray Charles can even see that its a neon :lol:
occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan. :-k
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Post by esteinmaier » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:22 pm

Random thought of the day:
Ray Charles is awesome.
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Post by Danteneon » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:23 pm

I stand corrected, this is the best quote from that article...
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I am Joe Skalka’s dad. I am angry that my boy never made it home – he was on a beer run, and I was thirsty. Still am.
If I could just figure out how to meld the Outback and the Neon into one car...

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Post by Haganracing » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:38 pm

Dom
Granny shifting, not double clutching like they should – they’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake.

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Double clutching is not necessary for any cars for the past 40 years. Synchronizers handle the job nicely and if you can’t make the gear and need to double-clutch then you missed the correct gear. Get real race training from real racers at a track.

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^^^ Someone missed the sarcasm :lol:
occasional demons wrote:So maybe a FuzzyDanteHagan sammich might just beat a FuzzyHagan. :-k
Danteneon wrote:My advice is to fight those urges and enjoy the fact that you have both X and Y chromosomes. And an SRT. And your hand. You don't need a girl.

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