NSFW- John Bender didn't make that up after all

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NSFW- John Bender didn't make that up after all

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Post by Johny » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:44 am

holy shit, that blows! really.. wow
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Post by titansxt » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:54 am

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Post by Marcel » Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:43 am

wow :shock:
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Post by iThane » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:15 am

WHAT THE!? OUCH!? WHAT!?

OUCH!

The hell would they do with the extra tissue after the surgery?? just
throw it in a friggin dumpster?? how does he walk? especially up
stairs! the hell would you do if you were standing in line at the store
to check out when his 100 lb nut sack brushes against you!? THE
FRICKEN HECK!? does he have to make all his own underwear??
doesn't he have insurance?? how does he poop if he has to stand up?
wouldn't that freakin hurt to have all that weight constantly pulling??
thats like washing a whole other person in the shower! does he have
to feed it too?? thats just..........
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Post by SC62391 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:41 am

He can't sit down to take a shit and can't aim his piss. That poor man :(

If that tissue is around his testicles how big are his testicles?

Thane he has no job. So i'm guessing no insurance.
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Post by r/tguy02 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:24 am

that sucks, reminds me of the south park episode where they purposely get testicular cancer and bounce around on their nutsacks.
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Post by occasional demons » Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:27 pm

Fuuuuuuuck!
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