Legitimate question.. does anyone here roleplay?

slaw · Post by **slaw** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:33 pm

I really thought u meant role playing in the bedroom, like the sneaky mistress and the apple orchard thieft

Maybe its because all your posting of living room sex and boobs at carlisle

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:42 pm

heyybaker wrote:Stephanie, her garments torn and her skin sullied from unnecessary rolling and jumping among the ground

I'm beginning to see a pattern with your other thread....

Fuzzyneon · Post by **Fuzzyneon** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:27 pm

JeffM wrote:
heyybaker wrote:Stephanie, her garments torn and her skin sullied from unnecessary rolling and jumping among the ground
I'm beginning to see a pattern with your other thread....

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:10 pm

This might be the weirdest, yet intersting thread on 2gn in some time, next to the invisible neon threads.

JeffM wrote:
heyybaker wrote:Stephanie, her garments torn and her skin sullied from unnecessary rolling and jumping among the ground
I'm beginning to see a pattern with your other thread....

heyybaker · Post by **heyybaker** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:31 pm

The amount of people who posted they thought I was talking about in the bedroom is hilarious.. I guess only because that never even crossed my mind.. or I would have specified in the original post

I need to catch up on the dirty minded-ness.

cdewalt1985 · Post by **cdewalt1985** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:38 pm

you just need more role playing....and not online.....lol

Post by **occasional demons** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:26 am

Adam G wrote:and I was going to bust out my lightsaber at the hotel.....damn it

An aluminum bat striking the light pole when missing the pinata was quite entertaining.

The possibilities that a lightsaber opens up...

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:26 am

Dante watched as the girl who not 5 minutes before had a drivable Neon walks away in a manner exuding more confidence than she could possibly feel. "Then again, maybe not." he thinks. "Maybe she really does do this kind of thing every week.".

Much dirtier and tired than he has approaching the house, Dante heads back towards his still intact Neon.

"I wonder what her name is?"

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:34 pm

LOL @ Dante still roleplaying

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:55 pm

It's kind of creepy how well this ties in with her new thread.

I must be psychic...

heyybaker · Post by **heyybaker** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:59 pm

I was JUST thinking about that. Also, today is the birthday of the latest local girl who died in a bad car accident. And my friend has been texting me from work about how deer have been stalking him and that they're after us. I really think they are. I will learn how to bow hunt just to kill ALL the evil deer.

wickedgood4684 · Post by **wickedgood4684** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:16 pm

I've been exposed to the Forum style role play. I've never participated. My brother in law plays and has his own role play thread. I grew up playing D&D, Magic and war hammer. I tend to be a nerd in disguise though. I'm currently addicted to minecraft

Marcel · Post by **Marcel** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:28 am

heyybaker wrote:I need to catch up on the dirty minded-ness.

that's for damn sure!
A Dirty Mind Is A Joy Forever!

On topic: no, i don't do roleplay. Somehow i lack the acting/imagination skills that's quite essential. I'm defective

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:05 am

Post by **occasional demons** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:16 am

June 22....

JeffM wrote:When suddenly...

BOOM!

A damn dragon, with MC Hammer clinging to its back, comes flying into Stephanie's driveway and proceeds to demolish her neon, while MC Hammer yells "CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" at her.

June23...

Damn Jeff, was that really needed?

I mean did MC hammer really need to shit himself? That was a bit over the top.

In all seriousness tho, I'm glad you are ok.

heyybaker · Post by **heyybaker** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:29 am

It really looks like a boulder just fell out of nowhere and landed on my car. I always saw those 'DANGER: FALLING ROCKS' signs and giggled, no longer..

Yeha, me too. I just want to hurry up and get the insurance claim over with so I can get another Neon. And drive 20mph max around my house. Speed limit is 50mph on the road I hit the deer on and I was only going at max 40 because I had already seen a deer just a minute before that. Can you imagine if I had been going faster

?

SC62391 · Post by **SC62391** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:52 pm

Well at first i thought you meant bedroom role play too. Then i saw how serious the thread got when i saw your car actually was dead. That really sucks. Sorry to see that.

Johny · Post by **Johny** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 4:14 pm

I was going to say how hilarious this thread was, until I saw MC hammer taking a poop on your car. Hopefully youre okay O_O

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 4:18 pm

occasional demons wrote:Damn Jeff, was that really needed?

As I said, I must be psychic, Bill. Better be careful or I'll make a prediction about your car.

heyybaker · Post by **heyybaker** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:48 pm

That really is, super creepy. I will never make you angry. I will do anything you ask. Please, if I get a new Neon, don't roleplay about it

NEON PARABOLA · Post by **NEON PARABOLA** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:05 am

sum1 needs to photoshop a dragon and mc hammer into the pic with hyperion

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:10 am

Wow....just wow. I'm not on for one day and wham, chaos.

Really sorry to hear about your poor car, but I'm more glad you are OK seeing the pics of your Neon. That had to suck.

Creepy Jeff is creepy

Post by **occasional demons** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:51 am

JeffM wrote:
occasional demons wrote:Damn Jeff, was that really needed?
As I said, I must be psychic, Bill. Better be careful or I'll make a prediction about your car.

My car is wounded, old, and treacherous. You better watch yourself!

SC62391 · Post by **SC62391** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:03 am

I guess this role play stuff just got out of hand

r/tguy02 · Post by **r/tguy02** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:14 pm

It's all fun and games till someone gets their neon smashed

I have to admit this thread really delivered the lolzzz

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:45 pm

I almost totalled my old truck because of a deer going to Hagan's house last year for one of the tranny swap days.

Rats with legs. Tasty rats with legs.

Post by **occasional demons** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:06 pm

INVUJerry wrote:.

Rats with legs. Tasty rats with legs.

Long legs maybe? All those little ones has legs too.

"King Rat" by James Clavell

Nom nom nom...

UriahRR · Post by **UriahRR** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:24 pm

Hhmmm... roleplaying huh... well, not since high school where the girls are still frisky, but here goes...

heyybaker wrote:I'll gladly kidnap you.

heyybaker wrote:Her garments torn, she sighed, exhausted, and forced a weak smile.

heyybaker wrote:I will do anything you ask.

Deal.

SC62391 · Post by **SC62391** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:41 pm

Nothing will happen unless jeff says anything ^

heyybaker · Post by **heyybaker** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:42 pm

Oh you guys.