Weird party...kinda long...

Post by **occasional demons** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:41 pm

Skitlz wrote:
Also I'm sure the sperm would be dead by the time it got from someone's mouth to her vagina. So get blown all you want. ; )

I bet you wouldn't gamble 18 years of income on that statement.

All she would need to do is go right from sucking to eating, if you get my drift. Sperm isn't going to die that fast. It only takes one.

Skitlz · Post by **Skitlz** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:47 pm

Ya know you might be right--consistent body temperature so it would be much more likely to survive.

Scary thought. ; )

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:57 pm

Skitlz wrote:So based on some of the responses on this thread... sex ed isn't doing its job.

Pulling out is NOT an effective form of birth control. At all. If this wasn't a car forum I might get into details, but I don't think anyone looking to supe up a Neon wants to read about that.

Thanks dad!

Skitlz · Post by **Skitlz** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:12 pm

Haganracing wrote:
Thanks dad!

Sure thing, Son.

Post by **occasional demons** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:11 pm

Skitlz wrote:
Scary thought. ; )

If I can think it, it's already been done.

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:21 pm

occasional demons wrote:
Skitlz wrote:
Scary thought. ; )
If I can think it, it's already been done.

Rule 34

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:28 pm

Danteneon wrote:
occasional demons wrote:
Skitlz wrote:
Scary thought. ; )
If I can think it, it's already been done.
Rule 34

Totally porn for that. I just checked.

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:38 pm

Wenuden wrote:
Danteneon wrote:
occasional demons wrote: If I can think it, it's already been done.
Rule 34
Totally porn for that. I just checked.

And there you are.

Midnight_Rider · Post by **Midnight_Rider** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:29 pm

I have no idea what y'all are talking about. And I guess that's a good thing.

Danteneon · Post by **Danteneon** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:40 pm

It is a good thing Gramps

JeffM · Post by **JeffM** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:44 pm

Bass to trout.

UriahRR · Post by **UriahRR** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:45 pm

Hm. Pulling out works for me 95% of the time.

haseebgill12 · Post by **haseebgill12** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:55 pm

JeffM wrote:Bass to trout.

You clearly have great taste in TV programs.

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:10 pm

UriahRR wrote:Hm. Pulling out works for me 95% of the time.

What happened with the other 5%?

Works 100% for me so far (that I know of.. LOL)

dvon17 · Post by **dvon17** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:06 am

occasional demons wrote:
Skitlz wrote:
Scary thought. ; )
If I can think it, it's already been done.

whoaaa!

Danteneon wrote: Rule 34

lmaoo

Midnight_Rider wrote:I have no idea what y'all are talking about. And I guess that's a good thing.

lol, it's a good thing. Know that.

UriahRR wrote:Hm. Pulling out works for me 95% of the time.

and the other 5%? lmao

Marcel · Post by **Marcel** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:15 pm

Skitlz wrote:If you're high and need to drive... max on some donuts and take a shower/go swimming. ; ) (This works for marijuana--don't expect coffee and a cold shower to actually help being drunk).

I don't know if it breaks down THC but vitamine C helps reducing axiety during a bad trip. Worth a try; if a glass of OJ doesn't help it's at least healthy

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:14 pm

Nothing sobers you up faster, drugs or alcohol, than driving past a police station 30 minutes after shift change.

dvon17 · Post by **dvon17** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:21 am