Strip club experiences?

04 Mo Neon · Post by **04 Mo Neon** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:23 pm

Ok, so I'm bored and was watching KassemG on youtube. He has a video about strip clubs so I was wondering if any of you have had a crazy strip club experience or want to describe your first time at one. Like who you went with (friends, gf, family?) or what kind of place it was (back alley, fancy, dance/club) or maybe even what time of day you went (morning, afternoon, night), plus anything else you think was unique. Oh an what age you were when you went.

I'll start off I was 16, middle of the week which is why we got in under age, I had a hitler mustache which all my friends made fun of. I was with 3 or 4 guys one of which was my best friend at the time. We went there pretty early in the night like 5-6 pm. The place itself was not bad nor surrounded by a bad area but the entrance was so shady going through the back alley in a chipped up parking lot with rusted chain link fences.

The experience was pretty funny though. I pretty much had no idea what to do so I just ordered a soda and did what my friends did. I think it was pretty obvious we were all underage because most of the stippers just kinda had to guide us through half the shit like where to put your hands and other random things. Overall though I had a blast and it was a good time for all of us.

NEON PARABOLA · Post by **NEON PARABOLA** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:25 pm

^pics or it didnt happen lolz

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:58 pm

Only been to two of them. One was a topless club, kind of like a sports bar with a stage for the girls to dance on. The other one was a full nude I went to last year. Me, 2 of my buddies and my one buddies GF went. The strippers loved her, and kept messing with her. I was absolutely wasted before we even got there, and kept drinking while I was there. It was a great time. Too much money though just in drinks and tips, couldn't imagine getting a lapdance on top.

freelancer1988 · Post by **freelancer1988** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:37 pm

Only went once... never going again. lol.

I was with a friend of mine at the time. We were both bored and just wanted out of the house. I believe I was 21, but might of been 20.... He told me about some strip joint in the middle of nowhere and said they are the best and had cheap beer specials too. I never had my I.D. checked... not even once. The girls were pretty good looking and I thought maybe this was a cool joint... I WAS WRONG!

Anyways 4 beers in, a tall 8 foot muscular black amazon woman got up on stage. I was kinda sickened. Tall women and super buff women are a huge turnoff for me. Hopefully someone understands. lol. I was ready to call it a night, but my buddy talked me into staying.... I regret that.

The next stripper comes out on stage and it was a dwarf pregnant white chick that looks like complete ass. I mean two hobbit inbreeds inbreeding could of made a better looking woman. It was awful!

She is telling the audience to help support her unborn baby and she would even do extra favors if you pay for the private room. The crows was cheering her on! I got up, and said "ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu(you can guess the rest of that word) no." Walked the hell out of that place. On my way out... the Amazon woman asked if I wanted a private show... uuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhh.

Fuzzyneon · Post by **Fuzzyneon** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:20 am

Ive been in a few ..............but a gentlemen never tells LOL

freelancer1988 · Post by **freelancer1988** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:42 am

Fuzzyneon wrote:Ive been in a few ..............but a gentlemen never tells LOL

same here $\:D/$ $\:D/$

Haganracing · Post by **Haganracing** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:24 am

^ you just said you only went once...

Oh and I went to a couple. Anyone who wants to go, don't forget the golden rule "Don't fall in love"

Post by **occasional demons** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:30 am

We went club hopping for a bachelor party about 16 years ago.

At one of the stops, there was a cute red head up on the table. This dumbass gets in close, and next thing you know, she is punting him backwards over his chair onto the floor, from a good kick to the nose. He actually leaned in and bit her clit.

The bouncers basically dragged his bleeding ass outside and pummeled him some more. Good entertainment.

Make a note: Most strippers have very strong legs.

fixitmattman · Post by **fixitmattman** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:28 pm

A stripper set my junk on fire.

UriahRR · Post by **UriahRR** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:20 pm

Been to one up here in the northeast plenty of times... and always get lucky. I'm no gentleman.

Went to one this year in Florida. Stingy girls, small club.

PA > FL

mulishaneon33 · Post by **mulishaneon33** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:39 pm

My bank shut off my debit card after $1200 in one night. They thought someone stole my card and made unauthorized purchases. It was funny telling the lady on the phone I was the one that dropped $1200 at a strip club, lol.
Then my buddy who went with started dating one of the strippers and just recently got married to her

Post by **occasional demons** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:40 pm

mulishaneon33 wrote:.
Then my buddy who went with started dating one of the strippers and just recently got married to her

Without a Trace - Soul Asylum came to mind there.

Wenuden · Post by **Wenuden** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:26 pm

occasional demons wrote:
mulishaneon33 wrote:.
Then my buddy who went with started dating one of the strippers and just recently got married to her

Without a Trace - Soul Asylum came to mind there.

Does that contain the line, "You can't make a ho a housewife."? Cause that's what came to my mind.

And thanks, whoever changed the thread title. Old one made my eyes hurt.

lolelectricbluesxt · Post by **lolelectricbluesxt** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:39 am

I've been to a strip club exactly one time. My friends bachelors party. Las Vegas. Olympic Garden, VIP room. Treat the girls right and they'll sure treat you right..

And.. That's.. all I can write..

vader xx · Post by **vader xx** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:53 am

i live at the boobie bar, they gave me a cot