2GN.org Funny Titles

Post by **Diablo0** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:21 pm

Post up some funny strange... stupid ideas to add to the list of weird titles on the main site haha You know which I'm talkin about haha

Throw some ideas out there...

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:20 pm

Here are a few that I thought were pretty funny:

* Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
* Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
* If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
* If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
* Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
* If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

I've got some more I might add later.

TeckNeon · Post by **TeckNeon** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:24 pm

Do like Family Guy, Simpson, comedy movie quotes. Everyone enjoys them from time to time.

INVUJerry · Post by **INVUJerry** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:14 pm

Go Speed Racer, GO!

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:43 pm

*adding to your favorite bathroom reading

*better than a Tijuana donkey show

*scaring the gayness out of children everywhere <my fave

*so bad we spank our grandmas

*our other ride is a little yellow bus

*hiring the homeless to moderate since 2001

*just add Fresca for a great mixer

*fighting rice-cannons since 2001

*cheap, good lookin', and probably inebriated

Frizbe · Post by **Frizbe** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:10 pm

*It's probably the best true stoy we ever made up.

OB · Post by OB » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:20 pm

*we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast*

hahahaha

tamadrumr88 · Post by **tamadrumr88** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:22 pm

"my other ride is your mom"

"you know how i know you're gay? because you listen to cold play"

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:40 pm

tamadrumr88 wrote:
"you know how i know you're gay? because you listen to cold play"

refect · Post by **refect** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:35 pm

TASTE SO GOOD, IT'LL MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YO MAMMA!!!!!

to alchohol..the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems!!

lets go drink till we cant feel feelings anymore!!

ilpadrino · Post by **ilpadrino** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:56 pm

TNK wrote:
tamadrumr88 wrote:
"you know how i know you're gay? because you listen to cold play"

Woohoo! You got my vote for this 40 YOV reference!!!

Bluefox · Post by **Bluefox** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:10 am

Proving we're the best generation one stop light at a time!

Your place for cheap plastic crap!

5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions

I am the King of No Pants!

Go ahead...make my day

Welcome to the House of Tao. For here or to go?

Do you want fries with that?

TNK · Post by **TNK** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:12 am

sharks: they only bite when you touch their private parts.

quicksilvr · Post by **quicksilvr** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:15 am

grambo wrote:*scaring the gayness out of children everywhere <my fave

That's good. I like...

"When you become senile, you won't know it." (Bill Cosby)

"Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... " (Robin Williams)

"I stand by all the misstatements" (Dan Quayle)

JRM · Post by **JRM** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:42 am

Kids in the back seat cause accidents,
Accidents in the back seat cause kids,
Stick to a 2 seater.

J-Villa · Post by **J-Villa** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:26 am

haha i have to many to post....my dad owns a sticker company which has 1400 different helmet stickers......haha from nice to nauty, dirty to clean and everything in between...chances are if you live on the east coast and see a guy riding a motorcycle with a sticker on his helmet...it probably came from us haha

jason maybe i can send you one of our catalogs so you can have as many sayings as you want? haha

CrashTeam · Post by **CrashTeam** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:53 am

I made my own...

Made up but kinda funny...

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:15 pm

CrashTeam wrote:

Llama.

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:18 pm

Maybe he meant mama.

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:20 pm

grambo wrote:Maybe he meant mama.

"It really whips your mamma's ass."

Take that, Winamp!

CrashTeam · Post by **CrashTeam** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:27 pm

LoL

I cant spell, at least it got a laugh

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:30 pm

* it only takes three licks to get to the chewy center

*the poster kids for handy-wipes

*living vicariously through Anna Nicole every day

*offending the Omish since, well, forever

*token domestic rice-boys

ChrisRT · Post by **ChrisRT** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:33 pm

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:37 pm

Do the blind enjoy alphabet soup?

refect · Post by **refect** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:05 pm

didnt that come from winamp?

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:53 am

I don't know where I saw it but I won't take cred. I do take cred for:

*scaring the gayness out of good children everywhere.......

CrashTeam · Post by **CrashTeam** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:20 pm

kc2005ptgt · Post by **kc2005ptgt** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:15 pm

"It takes 24 muscles to smile sarcastically while giving someone the finger."

"You've got hate mail. I hate you."

"Into the great blue yonder - where ever the hell that is."

"One of these days, Alice! Ah screw it, how about today?"

"Pleasing your wife since - now."

dominiaa · Post by **dominiaa** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:30 am

ilpadrino wrote:
TNK wrote:
tamadrumr88 wrote:
"you know how i know you're gay? because you listen to cold play"

Woohoo! You got my vote for this 40 YOV reference!!!

x3

Post by **Diablo0** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:20 pm

I'll go through and add some later tonight... I see some really good ones.. Thanks!