Ed Zachary Disease

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Ed Zachary Disease

Post by joelrgr » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:08 pm

Ed Zachary Disease


A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had

not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was

afraid she might have

something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the

medical expertise of

the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon

entering the

examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all

your crose." The woman

did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery

reery fass to odderside

of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass

back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your

probrem vewy bad. You

haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why

you not haf sex or

dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr.

Chang, what is Ed

Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary

Disease is when your face

look Ed Zachary like your ass.

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Post by Frizbe » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:08 am

Bawhahahahahahahhaha
Thats a good one.
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Post by OB » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:08 am

LMAO!
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Post by caustic neon » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:34 am

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Post by moparknighthawk » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:43 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Post by ilpadrino » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:00 pm

That's so bad but hilarious lol

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Post by grambo » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:21 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: hee hee.
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Post by 03sxt » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:22 am

:tard: :lol:

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