RICE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lambostealth · Post by **lambostealth** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:58 am

I was going down to the dealership tonite to see a Dodge Ram my buddy told me I should buy.......when I came across this disaster.......I saw it about two years ago going the opposite direction from me, and I went, "dammit, I wish I had my camera!", at the time it had black tribal graphics ALL over it......those are gone...........but..........look closwely enough inside for the aftermarket pedals as well.......there are a total of 9 rice items IN SIGHT. However, we have no idea what lies beneath...........this knocks ole Goki's car about 10 clicks up the cool meter.

YES, ITS TALLER THAN THE CAR!!!!!!!

WHY? I mean really!

Bronze on red?

Pushing it......

They measure exactly 5"!!! maximum thrust rating 4000pounds each!!!!

yup it's taller

One cool feature, custom made foglight covers.....they were made of ABS plastic I think. But then theres the bronze emblem?????

I can't stop laughing at this picture.....HVAC knobs/shift knobs/floormats/and look closely folks, pedals.

Ghetto intercooler sprayer.....I'll give him that one, and at least he used red zip ties.

Ifixyawata · Post by **Ifixyawata** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:44 am

Sheesh. I'm pretty sure my favorite touch is the rusty-mirror-bolt accents. It's unfortunte that an SRT had to befall such misery. I'm sure someone could revert it back to an acceptable stage, though. Yikes.

EDIT: DAMN if those mirrors don't look so awful! They look so... tacked-on! It's unbelievable so many of these pieces of crap sell on eBay.

lilolneon · Post by **lilolneon** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:55 am

the only thing remotely nice is the tail light cover thingies... and the fact tis an srt-4... but why god why!? why would u let someone rice out an srt!?

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:33 am

lilolneon wrote:the only thing remotely nice is the tail light cover thingies...

Eeeew... Then again, you do have the Mopar Tuner Tails.

Just playin' with ya'...... Maybe.

The wing & tiny little mirrors w/ rusty mounts should definitely go. The bronze wheels & emblem definitely clash with the Flame Red. The stickers on the side window - At least he didn't over-do it... And the exhaust tip... Well, we all know what that says in Japanese - 'APC'...

The interior? The boy spends WAYYYY too much time at Autozone.

caustic neon · Post by **caustic neon** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:16 am

omg you can still see the holes from the oem wing.

lambostealth · Post by **lambostealth** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:25 am

Actually, I wasn't going to say anything because they are hard to see but, if you look hard enough, you can see an extra set of holes between the sky scraper on the trunks' mounting points.......so that is spoiler number three!

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:26 am

I ALMOST bought those mirrors....thank GOD for common sense...

lambostealth · Post by **lambostealth** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:33 am

I actually had considered them when I saw them back in 03 when I first got the car.........but I sure am glad I was broke back then!

OB · Post by OB » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:26 am

I think the wheels are pretty clean personally, but the floormats/tails/wing gotta go. I have to say, if this is bad to you guys, youd have to see some of the neons (especially 1gns) around my area. at least this guy has taste for the good ol CF

lambostealth · Post by **lambostealth** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:42 am

well, if that wing wasn't carbon fiber, I would be making him great deals on trunklids

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:50 am

^^the mirrors might be cool with a NICE paint job and w/o the CF. Kinda' DSM lookin'...

TiOL · Post by **TiOL** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:13 pm

actually the rims look nice on a red car !

keep the rims with a wingless trunk

BAM a nice ride lol

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:15 pm

^^don't forget the sweet-ass floor mats with the cool dragons on them......

dblsg · Post by **dblsg** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:34 pm

grambo wrote:^^don't forget the sweet-ass floor mats with the cool dragons on them......

you know you want some blue ones

scneonchic · Post by **scneonchic** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:37 pm

I like the bronze rims...the rest is gay

phenomeneon21 · Post by **phenomeneon21** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:41 pm

oh man, did you post this over on srtforums? I think even Goki would call this Rice-a-roni car crap. Though, Goki's was pretty bad with the ugly roof scoop, front bumper canards, and the wing that was stolen from a football field, haha.

MoparMarc · Post by **MoparMarc** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:46 pm

I think I just thew up a little in my mouth...
Here is something funny too..

SteelBlue · Post by **SteelBlue** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:40 pm

My fiance has those floor mats...

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:41 pm

SteelBluePearl wrote:My fiance has those floor mats...

DOH!

The real question is: Does he think they're really awesome and do they give him extra HP?

playboy2k4 · Post by **playboy2k4** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:49 pm

the srt-4 would look better stock and dirty as hell that that. and as for the stratus oh my god I want some of whatever he's smoking hahahahahahahaha

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:51 pm

playboy2k4 wrote:as for the stratus oh my god I want some of whatever he's smoking hahahahahahahaha

I think it looks nice, but he should lose the wing.

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:52 pm

I'm pimpin' Yosemite Sam floor mats beeotches! BACK OFF.......

lambostealth · Post by **lambostealth** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:30 pm

Pffft, Sam sucks...........doesn't even give you horsepower..........My NAWZ!!!!!!!!!!!!Floormats gave me 21.2hp and 1lb. of torque........dyno proven!!!!! You all should go buy them, ALMOST as good as the ebay superchips, and the ebay E-Turbos........LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:37 pm

lambostealth · Post by **lambostealth** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:39 pm

Once I get an intake and put my header on, I'll be dippin 9's.......bitches!!!!!

On a side note, I once had a very young (16) kid in a 00' Civic Si, tell me that he ran consistant 9's, mind you, car was externally STOCK, and I mean stock! I asked him what he did to get it there, he replied it was a factory freak, all he added was an intake and muffler, he instantly went from,......ahem, (this is gonna take a minute),..........11 seconds STOCK, to 9.45 with the intake and muffler......not even a cat-back (not that it would really matter).........all the little kids standing around the car were like, " yeah man, you don't wanna race his car, its mad fast, tyte, yo!!!!!!!".. I was honestly dumbfounded, I had no idea what to say. Normally I would be the sarcastic asshole that says, " I saw one of those last week at the track running 15's", but I was frozen......I thought I got dumber right there in the Taco Bell parking lot. Silly ricers.

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:54 pm

I found some kid on the CarDomain claiming 250 HP out of his 01' R/T. (intake, rice-cannons, body kit, stereo, plug wires)
I called his ass on it and told him to visit this site.

Have not heard from him...........................

03sxt · Post by **03sxt** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:55 pm

lambostealth wrote:On a side note, I once had a very young (16) kid in a 00' Civic Si, tell me that he ran consistant 9's, mind you, car was externally STOCK, and I mean stock! I asked him what he did to get it there, he replied it was a factory freak, all he added was an intake and muffler, he instantly went from,......ahem, (this is gonna take a minute),..........11 seconds STOCK, to 9.45 with the intake and muffler......not even a cat-back (not that it would really matter).........all the little kids standing around the car were like, " yeah man, you don't wanna race his car, its mad fast, tyte, yo!!!!!!!".. I was honestly dumbfounded, I had no idea what to say. Normally I would be the sarcastic asshole that says, " I saw one of those last week at the track running 15's", but I was frozen......I thought I got dumber right there in the Taco Bell parking lot. Silly ricers.

Why are people such douchebags?

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:58 pm

Ignorance is bliss and HP is fucking expensive.

MoxHair · Post by **MoxHair** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:59 pm

lambostealth wrote:
On a side note, I once had a very young (16) kid in a 00' Civic Si, tell me that he ran consistant 9's, mind you, car was externally STOCK, and I mean stock! I asked him what he did to get it there, he replied it was a factory freak, all he added was an intake and muffler, he instantly went from,......ahem, (this is gonna take a minute),..........11 seconds STOCK, to 9.45 with the intake and muffler......not even a cat-back (not that it would really matter).........all the little kids standing around the car were like, " yeah man, you don't wanna race his car, its mad fast, tyte, yo!!!!!!!".. I was honestly dumbfounded, I had no idea what to say. Normally I would be the sarcastic asshole that says, " I saw one of those last week at the track running 15's", but I was frozen......I thought I got dumber right there in the Taco Bell parking lot. Silly ricers.

OMG.. Fort Myers Racing is full of people like that. Idiots. Main reason I stop visiting their site and will NEVER go to another meet. So I'll be alone with no car friend in florida

grambo · Post by **grambo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:10 pm

Come back to Cali....