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blonde joke

Post by outkast » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:01 pm

The Blonde Joke to End all Blonde Jokes



A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how
to
get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "..let's put all these
Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Post by OB » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:05 pm

hahahaha noice
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Post by lilolneon » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:19 pm

lol!
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Post by dblsg » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:53 pm

thats grrrrrreeeeeaaaaaatttt!!!
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Post by reppinthe2.0 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:12 pm

^^ rofl
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Post by scneonchic » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:53 pm

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I have that as one of my away messages on trillian.... :lol:

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Post by JRM » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:20 am

mmmm... reminds me i'm all out of cereal. :(
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